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IMPORTANT NOTE TO MY USUAL READERS: If you are reading this and Iseriously hope you are I would like to tell YOU that I have ceased to finish my other fic 'Blackmail and Deadlines' in case you do not know what this means I HIBIYURU shall clarify, I am abandoning this fiction! Sorry Dear loyal readers but the decision has been made, thank you I also plan to do the same with 'Stealing Him Away'. DO NOT KILL ME
Hope you like, I would like to thank Lee-sanOnee-san who helped me to come up with the ideas for this story...SO THANKS
This fic is about hair...of course! Brief Summary: All the genins are in the Onii-chan house Lee is the first to go crazy and cut his hair and one day he finds that he needs his hair so what will he do? He can't take it off his Gai sensei doll. He will steel someone else DUH! Yea I know it's extremely strange but please read and review but no flamers!
Onii-chan BBH- Hair Transfers
Chapter One: Lee's hair, The Guy Sensei Dummy
The genins took their last glance at Konoha as they entered the Onii-chan house.
Lee fought to get the front door open. "Gai sansei, I LOVE YOU!" he cried as he pressed his mouth to the key hole. Apparently the senseis were having a hard time pulling Gai away from the door as well.
"LEE ALWAYS REMEMBER ME." Outside Kakashi was threatening to use Chidori if Gai didn't get away from the door. Tsunade pulled out a branch from a tree near by and snapped it over Gai's head. The place was filled with Sasuke and Neji fan girls they roared louder as they saw Neji and Sasuke walk in the house. "I want to see them naked" said one fan girl who was speaking in a micro phone. The reporter replied, "I'm sure you speak for the whole of Konoha when you say that."
Back inside the house, the students were contemplating on how they were all going to cope in such a small place there were around ten of them and Sasuke later discovered that there were only two toilets, and this pissed him off.
No one spoke they were still confused. Again, why the hell were they there?
Lee was howling in a corner cutting his hair. "Why oh why, Gai-sensei come back, please." Every one was just starring at him but he didn't care he just kept cutting his hair until his head was bald as a babies bottom. No one dared comment on him it was just too funny for words. His jet black eyebrows stood out more amongst any of his other features. Currently Lee was making a Gai sensei doll with paper Mache. He took his own hair and placed it on the doll. Hmm now that was much better he thought. He made some chakra strings and started to move the doll around but the stings got tangled on account of the fact that he was bad at gen-jutsu chakra control. Everyone turned back to look at him once more. It was a strange image of a bald boy playing with a freaky puppet, he looked more stupid then Kankuro.
Hinata went into the kitchen; thankfully the kitchen was well equipped with food. She took out some ingredients and started to cook a meal for everyone. She ignored all the background noise that was coming from the living room, everyone was crammed there so she thought it was a good thing she had used the kitchen as an escape.
Sakura went to see the rooms one was labelled 'BOYS' and the other was labelled 'GIRLS' darn why couldn't there be more rooms then she would be able to share with Sasuke-kun and it would be just the two of them no one else...
She went down to tell every one about the room arrangements, all the boys let out a sigh of relief knowing they wouldn't have to share with girls ( what were they gay?).
Hinata announced that dinner was ready and everyone rushed to the table. Lee looked at the table, there were only plates for Hinata, Naruto, Ino, Shikamaru, Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Kiba, Shino, Choji and Lee. Uh, where was Gai-sensei's plate?
"L-ee- s-san...Is s-ome t-th-ing the -ma-tter?" asked Hinata.
"Neji was right in the first place all you main house people are a bunch of jerks." with that he fled out of the room.
Being the caring person she was Hinata walked to Lee who was in the boy's dorm. She sat down on his bed and timidly placed a hand onto Lee's bald head, "W-hat's w-r-ong Lee?" she asked.
"You didn't put a plate out for Gai sensei." Sobbed Lee. 'Oh yea' thought Hinata, it must be really tough on Lee; I mean he had been away from civilisation for exactly three hours. Hinata couldn't help but wonder why student and sensei were so close to each other, why is it that when ever they were apart for five minutes they would scream bloody murder. Eventually Hinata managed to get Lee to go and eat. Every one ate peacefully and complimented he on her wonderful cooking, she blushed deeply and started to tidy away the plates. Suddenly an alarm sounded.
"Ahhhh Aahhhhh Fire fire." cried Naruto
"This is Onii-chan will every one please gather onto the couch." Everyone scurried onto the couch. "As you know there is a budget for food, to gain money in order to buy food and luxury items you need to complete a number of challenges."
"What already!" said Shikamaru, "How troublesome."
"Shikamaru this is big Onii-chan if you do not shut up, you will be on your first warning, any way your first challenge is to complete the obstacle course in the garden, you will have two days to train for it. Good Bye." Everyone groaned except for Sasuke, Neji, and Tenten. They like to train.
All the genins went to get acquainted in their rooms. They unpacked and checked out the water beds they were going to sleep on. "Wow this is so cool" said Sakura who was extremely excited. Ino was jumping on her water bed, Hinata was busy tidying any mess she saw and Tenten was polishing her weapons.
In the boys room things seemed to be lacking...beds seemed to be lacking to be more precise. The boys just looked. Sasuke spoke first, "I'm not sharing with that dobe."
"Who said anything about sharing?" said Shikamaru, "For me that was already out of the question, someone will have to sleep on the sofa." and he silently added it's definitely not going to be me...
Naruto walked out into the girls room, the door flung open and the girls were 'ooohing' "Damn why couldn't it be Sasuke-kun coming in our room." said Sakura.
"Yea" agreed Ino. Hinata was flushed because she blushed. Tenten was just sad because she was stuck with a bunch of freaks.
"Girls have you got a spare bed." asked Naruto.
"Don't be disgusting you BAKA." said Sakura she bonged him on the head and kicked him outside leaving him to bleed.
Naruto managed to drag his body to the Onii-chan's booth, he shut himself in and plonked himself on the chair. "Ohiyo Onii-chan."
"Hello Naruto, are you fitting in alright?"
"I'm great thanks Onii-chan but there's a bit of a problem."
"Tell Onii-chan." said the soft voice.
"Well you see there aren't enough beds."
"What Oo? Nonsense what on earth are you talking about the double bed were meant for two people so that means two pairs of people with have to share and no one can go on the couch."
"Holy..." This is my chance with Sakura-chan, thought Naruto
Meanwhile Lee was playing with his doll, his head was feeling cold. He needed his hair back and he needed it now. He looked around the room and his eyes wondered across to a sleeping Garaa. Snip snip snip, half an hour later...Lee's head was no longer cold. He modelled his new hair do in front of the large mirror. Ohh, chikatah...all the girls will fall at my feet now.
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