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Jack O'Neill sat in his office surrounded by paperwork bored. He had already played with his yoyo to the point his finger hurt and he needed new string, his gameboy batteries were out, he knew that paperclip were pretty good tiddlywinks and it took him 53 steps to get to the nearest supply closest. The rest of SG1 had gone home for the day. Teal'c had gone home with Daniel for the holidays but he'd been forced to stay behind and complete paperwork. So far he was about half way through.
It was Christmas in less than 12 days, Jack was going to host Christmas lunch, Janet would be doing the cooking, Carter had promised desert, Daniel and Teal'c the drinks, he just had to sort out the house. That was if he finished his reports in time.
He didn't even know what he wanted for Christmas. Most of the stuff he wanted he couldn't have. Putting off paperwork even longer he decided to make a list.
Dear
Wait he didn't believe in Santa hadn't since he was 8 he was always such a bad boy and still got presents, didn't make a difference. If there was a Santa it was one less person he had to worry about.
He could address it to God but despite a Catholic upbringing he wasn't convinced on that one either. In his career he'd seen far to much bad stuff happen to good people, he found it hard to keep the faith. Thor was about as close to a God he would get after all the little guy would turn up at the very last second saving the day and he had lots of nifty toys. Jack snorted as he imagined Thor in a Santa's outfit beaming presents into children's homes.
Dear Thor,
Now I figure as I've saved your little grey butts from the bugs twice now you owe me one. This is my list, it's a Tauri holiday where people give each other stuff to show how much they mean to us.
I want Danny to have unlimited coffee –dealing with a cranky Archaeologist who is in withdrawal is more dangerous than any mission and we don't even get hazard pay
Teal'c scares a lot of people I think it stops him making as many friends on base, maybe if he smiled more or learnt some better jokes.
As for George and Jacob I bet there heads get cold this time of year with no hair to keep it warm, I'd like them to grow some. Make it big afros that would keep there whole heads warm- oh and Bray'tac too, that skull cap is just not cool
I'd like ole Doc Frasier to get a needle in her butt for a change and one of those big ones, and then give her something cool doohickey. I know she hates it when there is nothing she can do to save someone I'm actually grateful for what she does just don't tell her.
Cassie I want her to have a normal life here on earth, that kiddo has been through so much, I want her to go to College, get married, have a few kids of her own.
I want the SGC to have no regs prohibiting me and Carter.
Lastly I want Carter to come fishing at my cabin
Thanks buddy
J O'Neill
Jack sat back on his chair reading his list. Yep he decided that would make one awesome Christmas present. Stretching he restarted his report writing he wanted to be home by Christmas after all.
Packing up at the end of the day Jack read through his list placing it in his draw. Switching the lights off he headed 1 had a mission to visit the land of light tomorrow, officially to check on their progress un-offically to see Teal'c's family they were all looking forwards to it. Little did Jack know he'd put the list on top of the Asguard communication device Thor had given him as the official representative of the Asguard on earth. Jack just thought it was a pretty stone.
Deep in the Asguard galaxy Thor stood reading over a report that had been sent from earth. He looked puzzled before moving to action.
