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"Hi it is Chris and yes I am 70 years old it has been all ready 15 years since last season well hear we are again." "Well lets start off with D.J." "Hi I am 31 years old and I am married to the love off my life Baeth." "It was love at first sight we met again 5 years latter and at a club and then we got married." "D.J and I also have 4 children all were born at the same time we have Kyle Dan Sammy and Kelly." "Know we life in Frank fort Kentucky." "Duncan what is going on?'' "I am 31 married to Courtney". " I was married also to Heather but then she kept a gun under her pillow so 3 years of my life was wasted right there." "Tell him about are kid." "We have 1 girl named Anna but she is in jail and 15 years old we got married at 19." "Eva and Noah how are you married to each other?" "We were at a bar and started talking and we have been married for 6 years and don't have any children." "Trent and Gwen I knew you would be married to each other." As you can see I am not into black anymore." "We have been married for 5 years and I am 81/2 months pregnant and the baby is going to be hear at any time." "Chris." "You look so old." "Heather who are you married to?'' "I have been married to 4 men.'' "Who have you been married to?" "Owen, Cody, Justin, Geoff." "I am married to.................EZEKIEL for 6mouths and are close of not going on much longer an have no children.'' "Harold and LeShawna how are you." "Fine I am thinking we should have children nut he said no. "Izzy Owen how are you." "Hi mom." "We have 7 kids Gil, Dan, Owen, Tammy, Chris, Dash, and Anna." "We love each other until the end." "Geoff, Sadie have are you guys together . Love at first sight. "Justin Bridgette." "He is hot I had to do it he asked and I said yes." "Lindsey and Cody how are you together. We met at a bar and were in so much life." "We have 3 kids Fin Sam and Soda." "What does soda stand for?" "Sam Opposite doddle amazing." "Katie and Tyler stop we are not in a good mode we are wondering about splitting up." "So why are we hear?'' Lets see who is going to win 10million dollars." "I am 81/2 mouths pregnant what is I have a child?" Well that sucks for you." "The first challenge is so easy all you have to climb the mountain and jump off it." "I am not doing it what if the baby dies right when it is born." "That sucks for you." "Where is chef?'' "He has been dead for 12 years." " Go they are all running but not Trent and Gwen." "Everyone is on the top of the mountain and they are jumping it is Gwen it is Geoff the winner is Gwen." "Yes we are still in." "No Trent might get voted off." "Everyone vote first is D.J Duncan Tyler Harold Geoff Heather Lindsey this is taking forever Cody you are off,." "See you latter Katie join in next time for total drama island."