Tis the Season To Be Jolly
"Falalala-Lalala"
"Can you shut up already!"
"But it's the holidays!"
"And your point is?"
"Killjoy."
"Humph"
"Come Christmas shopping with me!"
"I said no."
"Why?"
"Then you would know what I'm going to get you."
"What are you going to get me?"
"I don't know, coal?"
"Why do you hate the holidays so much?"
"Everybody's so peppy. And they all go shopping at the same time. And they're JUST SO ANNOYING"
"Is that aimed at me?"
"You know it is."
"But really, what are you going to get me?"
"I told you, coal."
"No you're not."
"If you don't shut up, yes I am."
"So you're not."
"Well now I am. And what are you going to get me?"
"I can't tell."
"So you ask me what I'm getting you but I can't do the same?"
"Presisely."
"Jerk."
"Killjoy."
Fin
A.N.- and there you have it ladies and gents:) (Off-key) All I want for Christmas are reviews! (even though I'm Jewish)
"Happy Holidays:)"
Love,
BeThatWay
(I think I should change my pen name, what do you think?)
