Funny Stoires from Carrie, Terrie, and Eve

The Waxer

Our friend, Two-Bit Mathews always had this thing about wax. Year after year he would beg us for a super double deluxe water. Nobody way any harm in one so we gave it to him. That was one of the biggest mistakes of our life.

He waxed everything. From the doorknobs to the bathtub to the walls. Everything in the house was waxed. He even waxed the driveway.

When Two-Bit waxes the driveway you notice. Why we can remember one time he waxed it with 6 inch. Of wax. Nobody knew, until CJ came a-running. He was running from Terrie, but the second he set foot on the driveway, his feet went up, he went down, and he slided under the 2 cars parked there. Terrie figured she caught him and went to the other side of the car, but he never came out. When she looked under the car he waved to her but was caught on something. That was the worst problem. Except maybe or the time he waxed the Curtis house stairs. (The Curtises are Ponyboy, Sodapop, and Darrel Curtis. Our buds.)

Darrel's (Darry) bedroom is on the second loor. So, Two-Bit waxed the stairs lead into Darry's room and left. Also leaving Terrie there. Now Terrie remembers that Darry woke – up around 8:00am, 20 min after Two-Bit left. The wax had cooled, but not yet dried so so when Darry stepped onto the first step, his feel slipped from beaneath him and he went down the stiars hitting his head on each one. It only took 30 seconds but Terrie heard Darry is going, Thunk. "Ow!" Thunk. "Frick!" Thunk."Damn! Thunk. "Frick!" Thunk. "Frick!" Thunk. "Ohhh!" Thunk. "Frell!" Thunk. "Ow!" as he hit hi head on each stair. When she heard that she started to laugh her ass off.