Seriouly, I think I have problems. I wrote this in less than 10 mintues with some crazy Fanfic urge that had to be fulfilled. I need therapy.

Enjoyyy! :DDD


ONE DAY AT MOUNT JUSTICE

"Look guys! I finally perfected the art of baking brownies!" the Martian girl squealed as she telepathically pulled the tray of chocolate heaven out the steaming oven.

"OOOH! OOOH! OOOH!" Kid Flash zoomed around while hooting like a monkey as he smelt the scent of the pure chocolate-ness from the couch.

"Kid Flash loves brownies… my precious…" he drooled with empty soul-less eyes.

"You know that Kid Fatty is hungry when he starts talking to himself in 3rd person," Artemis mumbled sarcastically.

Even Superboy, Kaldur and Robin decided to join the brownie par-tay and everyone each grabbed a smoldering, hot, gooey, piece of heaven.

Superboy's eyes widened as he ate the whole piece in one bite. "It's… delicious… The outer shell is crunchy. Yet, the insides are… what do you call it…Oh! MOIST."

"NNNNNNNUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Robin suddenly screamed a fit as he threw the brownie on the ground (pun intended.)

"WHOA there boy freakin' wonder, chillax my man!" Kaldur tried to make the boy relax by splashing a generous amount of water on his beautiful face.

When the boy wonder finally got himself together he explained, "I'm sorry guys… I just really LOATHE that… that so-called word."

"What word?" Artemis asked with curiosity.

"Th-the…. M word…" the fearless boy wonder shuddered violently as he sank to the ground.

"Masturbate?"

"No."

"Mother-fu-?"

"No."

"Munging"

"No. What the heck is munging?"

"Another word for sex."

"Oh. No."

"Minge?"

"No. What?"

"It means the female genita-"

"NO!"

M'gann stepped up as Kid Flash and (surprisingly) Superboy started stuffing their faces with browines. "I think Robin is trying to say mois-"

Before she could finish the sentence, Robin threw a birdarang at her face. M'gann dropped to the floor.

"WHAT THE HECK, DICK GRAYSON!" Artemis screeched as she stared at her best friend lying on the floor, unconscious.

"Wh-What? My name is not Dick Grayson! I have never in my life have heard of this particular name!"

"Oh, give it up Grayson. I recognized you the first day of school when you trolled on me with that stupid photo."

Robin froze as he had nothing to counter back. So, they stood there in silence for a minute staring at each other awkwardly when he smoke-bombed the place.

"YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!"

"DICK GRAY-"

Artemis's yell was cut off by Robin pinching her behind the neck as she tumbled on the ground next to her Martian friend.

Others followed abruptly.

Superboy and Kid Flash with brownies in their mouths.

Kaldur just confused as hell.


A DAY LATER.

"Team, report to the training room. Wha-?" Black Canary tried to take in the scene that took place infront of her very own eyes.

The team (except Robin) lay on the kitchen floor with brownies scattered all over the place.

"Batman! CODE RED 57! The team poisoned by baked goods!" she shouted as she ran to find Batman and investigate this situation further.

But, what she found strange was that there was no surveillance video on that incident.

Black Canary didn't notice Robin standing behind her, with a deadly look on the innocent bird's face.

O_O


Don't you just hate that M word?

What's your most hated word?