A/N: Yeah, this is one of my first stories I ever wrote at deviantART that I never put up here. I thought should being it here, lol. Enjoy!

A JD & Janitor Moment

It was an average day at Sacred Heart… JD thought as he walked proud through the halls of the hospital. And everyone LOVED my hair!!

"Wow, Bambi!" Carla admired as JD walked by. "Nice hair!"

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"That's right, Newbie," Dr. Cox sniffed. "Show off that wonderfully girly hair of yours…"

But I know he secretly thought…"Oh! How I want hair like his!"

"Oh! How I DON'T want hair like yours!" Dr. Cox said as he walked off.

He's in denial…

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"Wow, JD!" Elliot gasped. "Great hair! I wish my hair was like that, but it's so messed up!"

"Oh Elliot! You're hair isn't-HOLY HAPPY DAYS!!" JD gasped as he back away from Elliot.

Her hair looks like a porcupine mixed with a tumbleweed!!

"See ya, Elliot!" JD shouted as he quickly ran off.

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"Yeah!" Turk high-fived JD. "That's right! My boy, JD has his hair down!"

"Yeah…" JD laughed. "Why don't you just grow out your hair again? That way we can be HAIR BUDDIES!!"

"You know that I'm more of a bald person," Turk chuckled nervously.

"Please," Carla rolled her eyes. "Last time you tried to grow out your hair, it looked like this…" Carla then pulled out a picture of Turk with many patches of hair on his head.

"Okay baby! Let's go!" Turk ushered Carla away.

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"Mr. Dorian, I do hope your hair doesn't in the way of my hospital or you're out of here!" Dr. Kelso shouted.

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"Yeah! Great Hair Five!" the Todd whacked JD's hand.

"Thanks Todd!" JD thanked.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

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"I wish I had hair like that…" Ted groaned as Dr. Kelso shouted him over.

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Yep! Everyone loved my hair…

JD walked past the Janitor, who had hair just like JD's.

WHA-?!

JD turned around and walked up to the Janitor. "Er…Janitor?"

"Yeah."

"What's on your head?"

"Wig," the Janitor answered simply as he mopped.

"Where'd you get the wig?"

"Slipped into your house and shaved off all your hair," the Janitor shrugged.

X

"Then what's on my head?!"

"Wig."

THE END!