"Wha's wrong wichyou today Joe? Why'd ain't y'all playin' right?" Fuzzy exclaimed as he glared down at his banjo.
Suddenly, shockingly there was a…was a…knock on the door. A cheerful knock on HIS door. HIS property. Someone had the nerve to go up to FUZZY LUMPKIN'S door and KNOCK ON IT! This…this was a god-damn outrage!
Fuzzy narrowed his eyes and grabbed for his boom-stick. This little maggot was going to get it alright. He's gunna get it good.
"Hi Fuzzy!" Chirped a happy voice.
He stared at the floating 5-year old in horror. A Powerpuff was standing in his doorway. Pain was certainly on the way. But wait…what did he do? Fuzzy tried very hard to figure out what crime he had committed but his brain came out with nothing. Well that usually happened but…
Bubbles was grinning up at him, but that might be a clever ruse to trick Fuzzy into thinking nothing was wrong. And just when he starts to relax…BAM! The evil little brat will beat the shit out of him.
"Whatcho doin' here? I ain't done nothin'! You can't go beatin' me up or noth…"
Bubbles giggled loudly. "Oh no Fuzzy you're not in trouble," she said. "Did you know it was Valentine's Day today?" She asked innocently.
Fuzzy blinked. Valentine's what? Oh yeah that corny celebration that was just meant to sell tacky cards and get in each others pants. What about it?
Bubbles was still wearing that infuriatingly happy expression. "Well everyone's getting Valentine gifts. Blossom gave a chocolate cake to Mojo, and he went all red and embarrassed. It was really cute! And Him got all this stuff from Sata..Satanists and weird people like that. Even the Gang Green Gang got some presents. Love is in the air…"
Now he was very confused. Why was she talking about Valentine's Day? What did he care about some stupid holiday?
"…and I thought no one would give you anything, cause you'd get all angry and shoot people, which isn't very nice but I bet your just a sad little lumpkin who doesn't get Valentine presents…"
Was she still talking? The weird blond kid didn't seem to be stopping anytime soon.
"…and I didn't want you getting lonely cause its not nice for people to be lonely, so I got you some flowers!" Bubbles produced a bunch of daffodils and presented them to Fuzzy.
Fuzzy gawked at the flowers in confusion. Bubbles was looking so cheerful and perky he couldn't help but accept the gift. They did smell rather nice…
"Have a nice day Fuzzy!" Bubbles floated over and gave him a kiss on the cheek. She flew off.
Fuzzy stood there to perplexed to move. He watched as she flew out of view. He slowly turned back into his shack. He got a bowl from the floor and placed the daffodils inside it. Getting his water jug he poured some water on them.
The hillbilly sat down again. He picked up his banjo and looked at it as if it could answer his questions.
"Now tha' was sure darn weird Joe. Wha's gone into her?"
