Story:

"I hope you two can still take good pictures in hell" Ichimoku Ren's words escaped from his mouth and unto the sudden shift of wind. He then went back to the human world to investigate his Ojo-san's new client.

"Oi, Wanyuudo?" The bone woman tugged the old man by his yukata with its long-sleeved haori. "Eh? Oh, nothing" Wanyuudo mumbled and left the bone woman confused. "Why does he look at Moku that way?" Hone Onna pondered.

Wanyuudo's P.O.V:

I stared at one of Ojo-san's creation. Yes, that sword turned human. Ichimoku Ren. That's what Ojo-san told of his name. He is far too vain much to displease my liking. I don't think of him as of level of me and perhaps of that half-wit geisha. He is too FC!!

FC means Feeling Close. I mean if you're not blind, and I guess you're not, Why the hell does he have to live in with our clients' place. It is so unprofessional of him. And why does he have to go hugging a person to be sent to hell. And do most people prefer him before me. I just don't get it! F.Y.I. I don't think he's really a bishounen guy or whatever. He really sucks. His fashion stuff or whatever he calls it irritates me. Eye-power isn't cool. His eyes bulge out from its socket. It wouldn't take long until be one of the DEATH Note's SPK Members. I think I really hate him. I have a good plan. I smirked.

I went out to the human realm and hubbed to an internet café during midnight. I typed at the search key: JIGOKUTSUSHIN. I pressed the Enter key. And there I see it….

The Hotline to Hell. Just when I was about to type that pesky Ichi-guy someone….

END of POV

"What do you think you are doing, Shadow-kun?" An old man tapped him by the shoulder. " Wanyuudo!" was what he can only say as he was engulfed by Wanyuudo's piercing flames. " Justice be done!" Kikuri exclaimed.

"He just got what he deserved. Ruining my identity and all." Wanyuudo said as he put on his hat and vanished into thin air.

"Who's going to pay for P.C. # 13? Damn, I shouldn't have let that old man go open-time!" Then the internet café closed for the night.

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"Oh pitiful shadow cloaked in darkness, thy cause men pain and suffering. Do you want to know what DEATH note is like?"