Welcome to the show!

Disclaimer: I own only myself. Rwby belongs to Monty Oum (May he rest in peace) and Rooster teeth. Legend of Zelda: Breathe of the Wild belongs to Nintendo. The Fic "Remnants of the Wild" belongs my friend StallionWolf.

StallionWolf has given me permission to do this. Go read the original fic if you haven't yet.

The show begins now!

Chapter 1: A captive audience!

Headmaster's Office, Beacon Academy, Kingdom of Vale (end of volume 2 and before volume 3):

A dinging sound brings Ozpin out of his musing. Looking up he see team RWBY and team JNPR stepping out of the elevator and into his office. "Greetings Teams I'm sure you're wondering why I called you here." He said straightening up.

Before anyone could answer Nora pipes in. "Is it to save the world by killing a mountain size boarbatusk and feast on the bacon we make from its corpse?" Everyone save Ren and Ozpin looks at her with a look that that said, "What the hell?". Ren sighs and Ozpin merely coughs to regain everyone's attention.

"sadly, no that's not the case. Professor Port would have been the first to try if it was the case." Turning he gestures to the ornate mirror he was examining before they arrived. "this was delivered to my office this morning. It was addressed to your teams but there was no return address, so Glenda brought it to me to ensure it was not a trap. As you know there are those that hold a 'distain' for huntsmen be they human or not."

After a few moments to take in the information, Wiess approaches the mirror speaking condescendingly "Like anyone would waste so much lien just to kill someone." She prods the mirror to prove her point. The instant she touched it, a light flashed blinding them and they vanished by the time the flash was gone.

Place unknown, Time unknown

"any second now" a man in a red cloak that shadowed his face grinned and snapped the pocket watch shut. A flash of light and shouts of surprise and pain as nine people dropped in. "right on time." Watching the pile of people, he heard them talking at once. "Weee! Let's do it!" (nora)

"No Nora and please get off me" (Ren)

"why am I on the bottom? Oh, my back…" (Jaune)

"See Wiess it was a trap." (Ruby)

"yeah it was a Wiess one too." (Yang)

"Really Yang?" (Blake)

"Don't blame me. How am I to know that this would happen?" (Wiess)

"Are you ok, everyone?" (Pyrrha)

After everyone got untangled, they took stock of their surroundings. It was Ozpin that notice the man first. Calmly with a touch of steel to his voice he stated "Was it you who sent the gift? If so is there a reason you kidnapped several people?" The man simply smiled, which looked creepy for that was all they saw beneath his hood. Spreading his arms as he declared "welcome to my home away from home. You may call me Sage. Yes, I call you here and before you ask just ask for food and it shall appear."

Nora, who was just about to ask just that, brightens up and decrees. "Ultimate Supreme Uber Super Stacker pancake sundae!" the food she summoned was without a doubt an "anything but the kitchen sink" pancake ice cream sundae that is meant for 10 people.

"Nora share it" "but Ren! it's too good to share and you never let me get it!" Ren gives her the look and she tries to use the puppy eyes, but Ren is unaffected. "ok but I get the biggest part!"

Sage chuckles "now that that debacle is settled let's get down to business while you eat." Nodding that take a seat on the chairs that appeared. "all right. You have been forcefully invited to read a story of another world whom is under the care of a friend of mine. He-" Nora cut him off "is he a god? Are you a god?" Blinking he replied "In a sense, we are gods because we created the world we are the caretakers of. But at the same time, we are not as powerful outside of our spheres of influence." Pausing for breath he continued "It matters not in the end if we are gods or not for it is so good to see the wonders that are created by us 'gods'. Now let use begin."

Author's note: this is just the intro. If you want to know what Nora order, just imagine the most mouthwatering sundae ever, give it a base of pancakes, time it by ten and you might get close to what it is. This is one of two chapters I'll be uploading today. Until next time. Ultima-owner signing out.