Once upon a time there was a Wallace and this Wallace had a thing for cheese. He would eat cheese by day and cheese by night. Once he ate so much cheese that he exploded and was just left as a head. "Oh crumbs." Said the very unfortunate Wallace head. "It appears at though I have eaten too much cheese."
"Har." Laughed Gromit, Wallace's dog companion. "It appears as though you DID eat too much cheese."
"Oh what am I going to do, lad?"
"Oi, don't include me in this, you are the one who is all exploded." Gromit left the room and Wallace was left to think about what he had done.
"Oh I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese." Wallace picked up the cheese that he was eating just before he blew up. "Bomb cheddar, eh?" That will do it.
