Happy birthday asocialconstruct! ^_^
"You look ridiculous"
Abel snorted and readjusted the hat, trying to keep all the fruit in balance. Pineapples were harder to get standing upright than he'd initially thought. All the movies made it look so easy.
"Please, it's fabulous, besides, you're going to look ridiculous without no costume at the costume party."
Cain just crossed his arms tighter and scowled down at Abel. Right. Whatever. He wasn't going to put that stupid outfit on ever, not a million years.
"C'mon Cain, just put it on" Abel's eyes lit up excitedly, waggling the grass skirt at him. Bad enough Abel looked like a fucking girl with the skirt and the hat, but he'd be damned if he had to look like one too.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please, Cain? Pretty please?"
Abel had gotten all whingey again, and Cain looked up to scowl at him but started back when he saw Abel was right in front of him, face close enough that their noses were touching.
"You know..." Abel trailed a hand up Cains side, and started walking him backwards, "I think you'd look really cute with it on" Nipped at his neck. Fuck. A moan escaped Cains mouth before he could stop himself, Abel's hand hooked into the belt loops of his pants, the other stroking his hip.
"Just for a little while, at least..."
Cains eyes rolled back a little in his head when he felt his pants being pulled down slowly, couldn't believe his luck, the fourth time today already, and was about to pull his boxers down too when Abel snapped back up and pulled the skirt up over Cains hips.
Then Abel ran like a fucking girl out of the room.
"ABEL! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU-"
Caught sight of the blonde darting out the front door – fast for someone so skinny – and burst out onto the front porch, looking side to side to find Abel and kill him when he heard the front door click behind him and the tell tale sound of a key being inserted and a lock sliding into place.
Cain spun around and Abel was grinning at him, twirling the keys on his middle finger. Cain was outside. Wearing a grass skirt. And socks. And nothing else.
Abel bounded up to Cain and placed a quick kiss on his cheek.
"See? Adorable."
Cain just stared at him and wondered how he got so lucky.
