As the thunder started striking, Naruto and Sasuke stood in the pouring rain, panting and growling, and making the occasional "yip" noise.
"Sasuke! Why dafuq did you leave! You had everything you wanted in Konoha! You had friends, money, respect, all those things I never had! Leaving is probably the most stupid mistake you will ever make!" Naruto shouted for the 100th time, in exasperation.
"Foolish dead last." Sasuke growled, "You don't understand my pain, and you never will, so GTFO!" With that being said, Sasuke charged, forming a Chidori, pumping as much chakra as he could into it. "Sasuke! I'm just gonna beat the crap out of you and then take you back to Konoha!" screamed Naruto, as he formed a Kyuubified rasengan, leaping at Sasuke who was charging at him. As the 2 fighters neared each other, the epic climax of the battle was nearing, when suddenly…From the place where shadows lie, from the corner of your eye, you can feel his presence out of noooowhere….DARIUS!. A insanely buff man wielding a axe fell from the sky, jumped high into the air, and came down screaming "NOXUS." He struck Sasuke, and then immediately proceeded to do the same the Naruto.
As the headless bodies of the 2 young warriors came to rest upon the bottom of the valley, you could hear someone say "DOUBLE KILL", "Ace!" As Darius raised his axe high above his head, the only thing that came to his mind was: "I just did TONS of damage."
