[A/N] So, I'm redoing ALL my stories (the ones I feel I can keep going with). I was reading them the other day and… well I'm ashamed! So enjoy Kitty-Cat ^^


"I need a shower," Sasuke sighed as he slowly approached his home, Konaha. His clothes are drenched in sweat and stained with blood.

He was assigned to take out a man whom was collecting valuable information about the village and was going to sell it off to the other villages that were itching for a reason to attack. Let's just say Sasuke was a little too bold in the whole situation and didn't expect the man to have an elite group of ninjas protecting him.

It's been just about a year since he's returned to the village. Sure he hasn't completely gained the trust of everyone yet, but all that mattered to him was the Hokage's trust and his comrades. Working on building trust wasn't as hard as it may seem.

Yet, there was one particular person he craved to have some sort of trust from. Even if it was a little bit, at least enough that will get her to say hi to him. It was one of his comrades from team 7, Sakura.

He can't blame here though, after all the horrible things he's done to her. She didn't even attend his "welcome home party" not that he expected her to be there anyways, the whole thing was boring to begin with. But a little part of him searched the crowd for his bubble-gum-colored hair friend… if they can be considered that.

The doors to Konaha opened as he neared it and closed behind him. Nodding to the scout-outs on post he continued to his home. "I'll give Hokage a report tomorrow." The stars above him twinkled and sparkled. His mind decided to run wild as he put his body on auto-pilot.

That girl is constantly on his mind and he hates it. She invaded his thoughts as if she has any right. Let's not forget she is annoying, and naïve. 'I don't understand why I'm thinking about her anyways. There have been an infinite amount of times where they could've had a decent conversation with each other. But no, she decides avoiding me is better. That's cool, totally fine by me. I say go-'. His thoughts were broken off as his balance was thrown off and he stumbled some.

His eyes flared with agitation and cursed the person who ruined his peaceful 'me-time'. "Oh my goodness! I'm sorry I don't know where I was going. I should pay more attention where I'm going and I wouldn't run into people. Ugh I'm so stupid…" Sasuke just stared at the frantic girl picking up her shopping goods.

Sakura finally picked up all the bags of merchandise she bought and stood up to politely apologize. "I'm Sor-," her face went from 'overflowing with liquid rainbows' to 'I hope you trip in a 6 foot deep hole and never crawl back out'. "Ugh… Sasuke." She totally dismissed apologizing to him and went to continue her shopping.

"Hn." He replied. Oh how that annoyed her, he hasn't changed a bit. "Weren't you saying something?" He continued on. Sakura's blood began to boil; the bitch didn't even have the decency to greet her.

"No. No I wasn't. Now if you excuse me, I have more shopping to do." She grimaced at the smell that she caught from standing a bit-to-close-for-comfort. "Ugh, if I was going to say anything, it would be for you to take a shower." Fierce emerald orbs met pitch black holes filled with apathy.

Sasuke would've started a fight with her if he didn't have principles. "What the fuck are you doing shopping this late at night?" Sakura continued to make herself look dumber and dumber by just standing there staring at Sasuke.

'This fucker doesn't know who he's messing with.' She angrily thought. She went to storm past him but he stood in her way. "Will you please move out my way, I have better things to do than entertain your night with this run-in." Stars started to seem less dull the more she stood next to this buffoon.

"Answer my question first." He wouldn't let her off the hook that easy. After all this tie of avoiding him and she didn't even say hello? Fuck that.

"I don't need to explain myself to the likes of you. If I want to do my shopping in the middle of the night, then I have the damn right to do it. Now if you will PLEASE remove yourself from the middle of the road and STOP bugging me, we can both be on our ways." The anger in her voice continued to rise with every word. Sasuke was taken back and she took this moment to shove past him and continue her business.

Sasuke sighed, "Whatever…" He didn't want to get into an argument. He's tired and he is in need of a shower. "I hope that blood stains your top!" he called out. The aggravated growl that erupted a few alleys away confirmed that she got the message. Content with the encounter, he smirked and turned his body back on auto-pilot.


He unlocked the door to his home and stepped inside. The Uchiha Compound was leveled about 6 months ago with his permission. He didn't see the point in letting a ghost town that is plagued with nightmares, stay standing. At least Hokage agreed to close the area off. No one is going to live there again, and as far as Sasuke knows, there will never be any reconstruction of the compound.

A low growl sounded through the empty living room. He sweat dropped, "Eh… snack first and then shower." As he entered the kitchen he lazily turned on the light. It was a simple design, white walls and white counter tops. The common accessories like blender, toaster, and a coffee maker were neatly lined on the wall next to the stove.

Tomatoes… were all he thought as he opened the fridge. So hungry and too tired to put in too much effort to make a meal so he grabbed a few baby tomatoes from his fridge.

They were yummy and delicious, plus nutritious. He leaned against the counter and ran through his to-do list for tomorrow.

"Okay, have to give my report to the Hokage and then meet up with the dobe for training. Then Kakashi has a 'surprise' for us all, so we have to meet him at the bridge. Only kami knows what the hell we're going to be doing." He finished off his snack and went to the bathroom to freshen up.

Steam quickly began to cloud the mirror in the bathroom. As the beads of water massaged his tense muscles, he thought about when he encountered Sakura. 'I seriously wonder what she was doing this late. Nobody does there shopping at this hour. She's going to get snatched-up and gangbanged is she keeps up this shit.' He slowly ran his fingers through his ruffled hair. 'She smelled like a mix of intoxicating candy and a hint of mint… 'Sakura continued to invade his thoughts once more that night. 'If I could just pull her into a hug and smell her hair then I'd be for sure. The she could rub against me all she wanted to. I wouldn't-…' Sasuke ceased to entertain the alien thoughts and turned the water to cold.


Sakura finally made it home and boy was she furious. There was some random guy's blood stained into her new kimono and she ran into the last person she wanted to run into EVER. "Next time I see Sasuke I'm going to strangle him! He's a rude, arrogant asshole who doesn't know who he's messing with." But you can't say you weren't affected by that hotness. His chiseled chest and he seemed to smell like mint even though he was drenched in sweat and someone else's blood. If I could ever get my hands intan-! Sakura shook her head and grimaced. The voice in her head never failed to voice her opinion about everything. "Sasuke is a fucking troll who smells worse than garbage that has been sitting in the rain for a week."

When the voice in her head seemed to have shut up, she went ahead and began to put away the things she was bringing home from Ino's place. 'Like hell I was going to be shopping at a time like this, boys are so dense.' Exhaling an exhausted sigh, she treaded to the couch and plopped down. The sound of the couch creaking echoed off the walls around her. "I need something that can keep me company. Seriously my friend's probably think I'm going to grow old with nothing to care about."

Since she was all alone, she might as well watch some TV to fall asleep to so it seemed like someone was there. It was absolutely miserable but she was used to it. In the mean time she let her thoughts trail off to someone who continuously plagued her thoughts. The images that crept up in her head, well… let's just say she couldn't help but to have a dark, red blush make its appearance upon her face.


Sasuke stood outside on his porch with a towel around his neck and shirtless. Birds have stopped their day songs and the crickets began to play their traditional song as if all on cue. It was a calming sound, Sasuke thought. The entire relaxed aura seeped out as he sensed someone up in the trees that towered over his home. Swiftly he threw a kunai toward trees where he sensed the danger.

Soon after he heard someone grunt and jump out of the trees. Sasuke saw them and his aggressive aura retreated back within and was replaced with sheer apathy. "What are you doing here?" He demanded in a voice bathed in irritation.

"I was just checking up on one of my prized students." A wicked smile made its way through Kakashi's mask. "By the way Sasuke, you should warn people before you start throwing weapons at them, someone can get hurt." He chuckled and invited himself inside of Sasuke's home. Though, Sasuke wasn't having it. The glare he was trying to muster up was going to send Kakashi into a dark, never-ending abyss.

They sat at the table and Kakashi eyed his former student. Apparently they were having a staring contest and neither of them were going to break gaze. So how was this going to end? Since we all know that Sasuke can lock someone's soul in his dark orbs, Kakashi did some quick thinking and pulled out his Icha Icha Paradise. Of course he got the reaction he wanted, Sasuke turned deep red and forcibly turned away.

With the knowledge that the stare down was over, Kakashi pulled out a six-pack of Sake. "What are you doing with that?" Sasuke asked like a clueless child. Kakashi just chuckled and handed Sasuke a bottle.

"Drink. This week is going to be a long week for you. Sakura was screaming around in her house the many, many different ways she was going to kill you for staining her dress. I'm drinking just for the lolz." Kakashi sipped on his drink and eyed Sasuke curiously. Why is he just staring at it? Maybe he's afraid the drink will kill him. Ha!

"Eh… I don't drink Kakashi," Sasuke admitted. There was a loud choking sound from Kakashi as he tried to catch his breath.

"What do you mean 'you don't drink'?" Kakashi couldn't help but chuckle. Yep, the alcohol was already beginning to settle in and his bottle isn't half way finished.

Sasuke just gloomed on the other side of the table. "I don't have time to indulge in such… err … bitter tasting drinks. Sake does everything horrible to people. Makes them do stupid shit that they would never do in the right mind. Apparently, makes them obnoxious too." The bottle seemed to be mocking him and he pushed it away.

"D'awww the mighty Sasuke is afraid to let go of the world and enjoy a drink with his Sensei. Pussy." That word made the said man shoot him a deadly glare. "I'm not affected by your looks Sasuke, just shut up and drink" Kakashi pushed the bottle back towards Sasuke.

Giving out a defeated huff, Sasuke popped the top off and sipped it. Then he drank it… and before he knew it he had chugged the whole bottle. Who knew the wonders of alcohol could make you feel so warm on the inside. The tingling sensation throughout his body began to fade out and he just wanted more. So he picked up another bottle and chugged it.

"I'm going to get us another pack Sasuke. Be back in a jippy." A white puff of smoke replaced where Kakashi was standing. Meanwhile Sasuke drank himself to oblivion. He's never drank before but a few convincing glances from his sensei appeared to have proven him otherwise.

The alcohol was becoming his blood and his thoughts ran wild. An awkward chuckle escaped from his lips ad he was finishing off the last bottle of sake. "If I was to say I wasn't affected by you Sakura, I'd be a bigger liar than ever. I would come and see you right now, just to see if you were ok. Running into you earlier today made me feel better. I wonder how gushy I sound. This is why I don't drink it makes you all crazy and shit. Then you start reminiscing about old times and how much you hurt someone…" He was about to say more but Kakashi's voice caught him off guard.

"Why don't you go see her then?" Kakashi's voice wavered a bit, but you couldn't argue since Sasuke was absolutely plastered. Sasuke didn't seem to think twice about it.

"I –hic- will go see her. A-and she will be my fucking princess! –Hic- I'm going to go tell her how much miss her… -hic-… and I'm going to hold her in my arms!" Sasuke continued his chant as he did the hand signs to be poofed to Sakura's home.

"Oh Sasuke I recommend walking since Alcohol and Chakra don't…" Kakashi took in a sharp breath as he saw a cloud of blue smoke appear where Sasuke was standing.

As the smoke started to fade away Sasuke stood there with dismay written all over his handsome face. "What the fuck…?" Kakashi noticed what was going on before Sasuke could even see clearly. All he heard were loud, hearty laughs from Kakashi. He was getting more and more agitated and then he felt something on top of his head twitch suddenly. "What in the world…" All he could do was zip to the restroom and look in the mirror with dismay. Of all the horrible things that could have happened to him in his whole life, this took the cake.

"OH DEAR LORD I HAVE EARS!" His own booming voice rang inside his head giving him a brief, painful migraine. Kakashi was in the living room rolling all over the floor as if this was the funniest thing that will happen in the world… well it probably was.

The copy image of Sasuke startled him all of a sudden and he hissed at the mirror. Wondrously sharp fangs made their presence known as his midnight colored tail twitched angrily. He was turning feral.

Kakashi finally calmed his laughs down to chuckles. "Oh goodness Sasuke, hehehe… a-are you ok?" Doing his best to hold back and more laughter he went to check on Sasuke. What he saw made him release into another laughing fit.

Sasuke was glaring venomously at his reflection in the mirror. His hair even began to poof up slightly. Kakashi couldn't contain himself anymore and his weak knees gave out under him. Before he could process what was going on he grabbed Sasuke's tail and tumbled face first into the tile.

Sasuke hissed loudly and growled at Kakashi. His instincts took over and he lashed out at him with his claws out aiming to rip his face off.

Before Sasuke could attack though, he poofed out of sight. Kakashi was already screaming like a little girl, but when he noticed nothing was happening yet he peaked from behind the hands that covered his glorious face. "Sasuke?" He looked around and all he saw was a pile of clothes that Sasuke was wearing. "Holy shit he's gone…" Kakashi waited about 5 minutes or so and shrugged his shoulders. "He'll be back, I think. If it's noticed he's gone I'll think of a super noble death for him." He reached to pick up the clothes from the floor and before he could process anything, a cat flew out at him and latched on to his face hissing and getting supper feral!

"DEAR GOD! IM SORRY SASUKE! I WASN'T GOING TO MAKE UP A DEATH STORY UNTIL I WAS FORSURE YOU WERE DEAD! PLEEAAASSEEE LET ME GO!" Kakashi was flipping shit and there is only so much crazy he can take. He grabbed the cat by its scruff and glowered at it. "You fucking bitch, think you can get away with fucking up with face?!" The cat just continued to hiss and growl at him.

This was getting annoying and his face was starting to burn. He did a series of hand signs and poked at the cat's nose. "Sasuke?"

"YOU FUCKING BITCH JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I CAN GET MY HANDS… CLAWS... WHATEVER! I WILL KILL YOU KAKASHI. YOU TURNED ME INTO A FUCKING CAT. I HATE CATS!" Sasuke was getting pissier and pissier by the minute. Agitation was obvious but Sasuke noticed there was a special glint in Kakashi's eyes. "What are you plotting against me asshole?!" Before he knew it he was tossed into something dark and not very spacious.


:3 woots I finished the new and revised chapter one! I'm going to be working more and more on my stories now haha. And I will finally finish up some of my ideas I have that are half-asses in my documents folder ^^

But yea, keep patient with me until I can get into the mingle of updating regularly. /3 I'm really bad at schedules haha and I make no promises!