Why dont ze ozer countries like me?

Im a very good older brozer, not zat I'm old?

It isn't fair, zey only look at my, oh so few, bad qualities?

Why can't zey see the good in me? Like I can in zem?

I am more zan just a pervert.

I am a lover.

I am a fighter, even zo I am not so good at fighting.

I love everyone, but I might love Britain ze most, he is so fun to play wis.

Alzough Canada is also very cute, even zo I don't see him very much.

Mmm America I just want to lick all up and down his- oh wait zis is supposed to restore faiz in me!

Like I was saying I am not a frog.

How could I be a frog!

Look at zeez chiseled features!

My sexy beard!

My alluring flowing blond hair!

If anysing I am ze frog prince!

Look at zis wind! It only likes me!

But I have to say Country... I sink your hot... And I know you sink I am hot because I am France and everyone sinks I'm hot!

Let's just quit the silly games and confess our love for one anozer!

But you first, I want to try being the Uke!

Where was I?

Let's see I can cook and I make fantastic closing!

I'm also a fantastic lover!

Did I say zat already?

Does it matter? It's still just as true.

Well I hope zis little post helps my reputation?

revoir mon cheri!