This is just a little idea I had. Its a story with Naruto having Deidara's powers. He will be a little psychotic and a lot stronger, with a cigar addiction. This is only the Prelude so its hella short so don't bitch. And i'm thinking about giving him a summon but I don't know which summon give me your suggestions and I'll start a poll. Same with pairings, I'm thinking another container or maybe a fem Deidara.

Chapter 0.1- Prelude.

(Soon After Kyubi Sealing.)

"How interesting." The Kyubi thought as 'she' inspected her containers genetics. For the most part the boy was normal except for his strong heritage but after some digging she was able to find something that she truly wasn't expecting. The man who Iwa hated with every fiber of their being was also a carrier of their most prized blood line. Explosion Release, a bloodline that made the users chakra explosive.

The only problem with this bloodline was the that the user had to implant their chakra into a object which could become challenging in some situations. But she didn't have to worry about that because her little brother and his container created a kinjutsu that placed hands on the users palms that could eat clay, infuse it with chakra, and create sculptures at the same time. All she needed to do is send some of her chakra into the boys system and focus her chakra over his palms. If she did everything right then her container would have the mouths and he would be able to use his bloodline to the fullest of his ability.

"Happy birthday Kit." She thought to herself before her blood red chakra began to leak out of her cage and surround the boys chakra network. She found that the seal gave some resistance but it was still weak so she had a little more freedom then she would in the next few years so she decided to add a few extra things to her container to give him a little something special that would make sure he didn't blow himself up on accident.

(Real world. Hokage's Office.)

"Is the seal malfunctioning?" The Sandaime asked his perverted student as they looked down at the white crib that held the son of the Yondaime and container of the Kyubi. The blond haired boy was currently sleeping peacefully but a malicious blood red chakra was covering the boy. Jiraiya inspected the seal as close as he could without touching the chakra that would burn him.

"The seal if fine but the Kyubi must be trying to break out by overloading the seal with its chakra." Jiraiya concluded as he stroked his chin in deep thought.

"Will that work?" The Sandaime asked as he lit his pipe that was packed with his special cherry flavored tobacco.

"No. It will merely expel the chakra before it can affect Naruto-kun." Jiraiya said as he stretched and looked towards the door with a depressed look in his eyes. He needed to get out of here as soon as possible. To many memories of Kushina-chan and Minato-kun, he needed a break from it all. He knew that he should probable stay and watch over Naruto but Hiruzen-sensie would be able to protect him until he could pick himself up and come back to train the container.

"You can go." The Sandaime said bringing Jiraiya out of his mental struggle. "I have everything under control here." He said in order to reassure his wayward student.

Jiraiya nodded once before placing his hand on his sensie's shoulder. With a silent goodbye and one last look at Naruto-kun he left the room with out a second thought. It would be almost thirteen years before the Toad-Sannin would show up in Konoha again. And by that time he will no longer be Naruto's Godfather or at least not in the containers eyes.

As Jiraiya left Hiruzen watched as the Kyubi's chakra left the blond container. The Sandaime couldn't help but let the a gasp escape his lips when he saw the pair of lips on the containers palms.

"What have you done Kyubi?" Hiruzen asked himself as he ran hand over the small lips only to flinch back as the mouth's tongue escaped its lips and licked his hand. "Something great." A voice called from the back of his mind that sent a large shiver down his spine making the seasoned Hokage drop his pipe to the floor.

"Hokage-sama." A nameless Chunin called as he entered the office. "The council requests your presence." The man bowed before he ran out of the room to help repair Konoha.

"Don't worry Naruto-kun, I will protect you." Hiruzen said as he picked up the small container from his little white crib before he disappeared in a swirl of leaves.

(Hokage's Office. Five Years Later.)

Hiruzen Sarutobi sat at his desk with his lit pipe resting in between his lips as he stared at the blond haired blue eyed five year old who was currently eying the smoke that traveled from his lips with a hint of lust and enticement. The old man couldn't help but notice the boys new clothes that he had gotten for his birthday today. He wore tan shorts with dirt brown ninja sandals. He had on a Grey short sleeved shirt on that had a gold from on the back. His hands were covered by tan no fingered gloves that had brown strips running down each finger.

"Naruto-kun please focus." The Sandaime ordered in a kind voice as he snapped his fingers to get the boys attention away from his smoke.

"What?" Naruto asked as his eyes focused on the old wrinkling man.

"Have you found any more uses for your palms?" The Sandaime asked as he pulled out a piece of paper that he had been using since Naruto was old enough to talk. He had been using it to record details about Naruto's extra palms. So far they had found that he couldn't eat with them but he could taste with them. His extra mouths could produce saliva. But other than that they had yet to figure anything else out.

"I can make things smoke." Naruto said with an excited smile as he took off his gloves before grabbing a plank piece of paper from the desk and allowing his right mouth to eat the paper. A brief look of disgust crossed the boys face as he registered the taste of the paper. After he got over the taste he grabbed his now clenched right fist with his left hand and closed his eyes in concentration. The Sandaime watched the boy sit like this for a full minute before the boys eyes opened and he opened his fist. The mouth opened and spat out the piece of paper that was chewed up and covered in spit.

Before Hiruzen could ask if the blond made a mistake he placed his hands into a tiger seal causing the piece of paper to begin to smoke before it lit on fire surprising both men. "Well that's new." Naruto commented as he reached out and covered the flame with his hand effectively killing the flame. Naruto smiled as he pulled his hand back and wiped off the sot that covered his uninjured palm. That was another thing the two had found out over the years. Naruto could be covered in gas and lit on fire and walk away from it without a single scratch.

"What did you just do Naruto-kun?" The Sandaime asked as a feeling of deju-vu filled the old man. He had seen something like this before but he couldn't place it.

"I was near one of the training grounds when I saw a man with red eyes do this cool hand sign before he shot a ball of flames out of his mouth. I tried to copy him but nothing would happen so after an hour or so I decided to give up. But before I left the training grounds I got this odd feeling that I should let my mouths eat something and apply some of this energy stuff into it. So I cut a piece of my shirt off and allowed my mouth to chew on it as I added some energy to it. After that I pulled it out and did the hand sign but it only smoked a little bit." Naruto explained excitedly before he began to watch the smoke come out of the old mans pipe once more.

Hiruzen had to restrain himself from punching himself in the face for not putting two and two together. He had fought a few men and women in previous wars that had also had mouths on their palms. Each of them was from Iwa and each of them was bat shit crazy when it came to the explosions they made by chewing on clay they carried around with them. He had almost lost an arm to one of them when he had created a bomb that looked like a rock at the beginning of their fight. He had completely forgotten about the rock until the end of the fight when the man had detonated the bomb while he was standing only a few feet away. The only reason he still had his arm was because his sensie the Nidaime had saved his ass with a wall of water.

"Naruto-kun focus." The Sandaime said getting the boys attention. "How would you like to go buy some clay?" The old man asked as the small blond's face lit up into a huge smile for a reason unknown to the blond.

(Five Years Later. Konoha Construction Site.)

"I can't believe that you are making me do this you lazy old fool." Naruto grumbled as his shoved his right hand into one of the pouches that was strapped to his shorts that was filled with a high quality clay.

"Just be glad that I am taking you out to get ramen after this." Hiruzen said as he smiled at the annoyed boy. "I could of just ordered you to do it and given you no pay." He suggested as the boy let out a deep growl that shouldn't have been possible for a boy his age. The blond hadn't changed much in the last five years. He had gotten rid of his shirt and now only wore a brown hoodie with the sleeved rolled up to a little past his elbows. His hair had also grown long enough to be put into a ponytail that reached just below his shoulder blades.

"Yeah, yeah just make sure no one is near us." The boy said as he pulled his hand out and focused on the mouth that was currently chewing some clay. The Sandaime nodded as he looked around the area they were standing in. It was an old building that was declared to dangerous to live in so they were going to destroy it. The employer wanted the building to be destroyed as quickly as possible so he had went to the aged Hokage to hire a Shinobi that could use a jutsu to destroy the building. After the man had left, Hiruzen had called Naruto in to complete this mission with the payment of all he could eat ramen. The Sandaime had seen this as a great opportunity to see Naruto's skills and spend some time with the boy.

"Its done." The boy called as he moved his palm towards the old man so he could see his creation. The Sandaime couldn't help but chuckle as he looked at a mini version of him self with a pipe in his mouth. The mini Hokage bowed before jumping off of the boys hand and running towards the building. "Now its time to back the hell up." Naruto said before he jumped over the chain link fence the construction workers had placed up and ran to the closest building that was a good fifty yards away. Hiruzen easily caught up to the boy but he soon became worried when he noticed the devious grin on the boys face.

"Just how much chakra did you use Naruto-kun?" The Sandaime asked as he looked around to make sure there were no civilians around that could get caught in the explosion.

"Enough." The boy answered cryptically as he pulled out a peach flavored cigar from the inside of his hoodie. The old man sweat dropped at his cryptic answer and to the fact that a ten year old boy was already smoking. Hiruzen had tried to make him stop when he started smoking on his tenth birthday but no matter what he said the boy just wouldn't listen. And he couldn't just take them away from the boy because Naruto would make it his lives goal to destroy every pipe the old Hokage had, and the Sandaime had no doubts that the boy could pull it off.

Naruto smiled as he pulled out a pocket lighter and lit the peach flavored cigar. He took a long drag of the peachy smoke before exhaling with a sigh. "Fire in the hole." He said before jumping to the ground just as the bomb went off effectively disintegrating the house and sending a Shockwave about a mile in diameter that broke every window and sent any person caught in the Shockwave on their asses, and that included the unsuspecting Hokage who wasn't prepared because he didn't know that Naruto no longer needed hand seals to activate his explosions.

Naruto chuckled as he looked up at the blast zone where only a large crater about thirty yards in diameter was left. "Damn I'm good." He said to himself causing the Hokage to sweat drop for the second time in less then five minutes.

Fin.

And thats the end of the prelude. I kind a like this story but its to early to tell if it will be any good. Review if you have any questions or suggestions and go to my profile and send me a message if you have any interesting challenges.

-Shadow of a Pen.