Pokemon Talk!
*I do not own Pokemon
*I don't make any Pokemon
*I only own the discussions
*I made Team Thunder (indicated by (T)) - Check Profile For Team
*(A) = Ash
*(I) = Iris
*(C) = Cilan


Reporter: New Show! Airing LIVE: Pokemon Talk! Join with us today as we interview some Pokemon hosted by Pikachu913's Team Thunder!

(T)Pikachu913: Heya, everyone! I'm Pikachu913! Today's topic will be about: Ash! Yes. He's that famous little kid who has been 10 years old his whole Pokemon journey.

(T)Snivy: He's the kid from Pallet Town who always becomes like a beginner Trainer when he enters a new region. Just like Unova.

(T)Pachirisu: Today, we have Ash's, Iris's, and Cilan's Unova teams.

(T)Togetic: So, Pikachu, what do you think about your trainer?

(A)Pikachu: He's my best bud and partner! I wouldn't be able to do anything without him! He's fun and has a unique battle style.

(I)Axew: But sometimes he's such a kid!

(A)Pikachu: You're a kid, too.

(I)Axew: I don't care! I think he's a bigger kid than me!

(T)Togetic: ANYWAY. So, how does it feel to be on his team, Oshawott?

(A)Oshawott: He's cool! I like him! I like him! Even before I met him I liked him!

(T)Togetic: Very good. Now, what about you, Pignite?

(A)Pignite: I love doing training with him, and without him, I would still be a thin, hungry Tepig!

(T)Togetic: And you, Snivy?

(A)Snivy: He's so absent-minded, but he's better than... well, never mind. He's cool to be with, I guess.

(T)Togetic: Ok, then. Now, what things do you like about him, Palpitoad?

(A)Palpitoad: He's AWESOME! Even though he intruded my lake at first, he sent me out for my first battle, which was a gym battle! Of, course, I won. I totally knocked out that big zebra dude who was an obvious disadvantage to me. I can't wait until training time! Those times are always the best. I can probably defeat everyone in the gang! Anyone who goes against me shall surely fall! I blah blah blah blah...

(T)Togetic: While he's talking about his wonderful life, let's go to our next question.

Blah blah blah blah blah! Blah blah...

(T)Togetic: Leavanny, what was the first thing you saw about him that made you want to join the team?

(A)Leavanny: I'm glad you asked. When I saw hi-

(A)Palpitoad: He had so much potential! He whipped me to a *palp, but I certainly wasn't discouraged that he caught me. At first I wanted to go back to my lake, but he was so happy to catch me. I decided to just go along. He's really cool and fun, too. If you guys were a part of the team, you would enjoy him, too. Blah blah blah blah blah blah...

(A)Leavanny: String Shot!

(The sticky threads wrapped around Palpitoad's mouth. Palpitoad tried to talk through it, but he just made some muffled sounds.)

(A)Leavanny: So, as a Sewaddle, I had first attacked him for fun. He was so funny when he chased after me. When we met up again at the Castelia Gym, he and some others said hi to me. That pretty much made me quite interested in him.

(T)Togetic: Very good. Now, Emolga, Axew, and Excadrill, how does it feel like when fighting be side him?

(I)Excadrill: He's really strong. It'd be fun to be trained by him. Perhaps he can help me sometime.

(I)Axew: I like battling against Scraggy. He's such a fun guy! I'm glad Ash chose his egg!

(I)Emolga: I'm fine battling with any of his Pokemon, but if battling AGAINST him, I'd beat Snivy to a *palp! She wouldn't be able to keep me away forever! Besides, Elesa's Emolga easily defeated her.

(A)Snivy: Now why do you have to drag ME into this? Plus, I was... she attacked me with Flying type moves! I would be able to defeat you, not only because I'm stronger than you. It's also because YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY FLYING TYPE MOVES!

(I)Emolga: Ha HA! You're afraid to tell everyone that you were defeated by an EMOLGA. OH, LOOKY HERE! AN EMOLGA! I GUESS I'LL GIVE UP! I CAN'T DEFEAT SOMEONE LIKE HER!

((A)Snivy hissed.)

(T)Snivy: Hey, whoa there! Let's settle down before everyone gets violent on each other!

(A)Snivy: I'LL SHOW YOU I CAN DEFEAT YOU AT AAAANYYYYTHIIIING!

(I)Emolga: OH YEEEEAH? TRYYYY MEEEE!

((T)Snivy steps between them.)

(T)Snivy: C'mon, guys! Everyone watching can see both of you! Please sto-

BAM! ((A)Snivy and (I)Emolga collide into each other, knocking (T)Snivy out and fainting her. The two continue fighting.)

(T)Pikachu913: Gaah! Are you ok, Snivy?

(T)Snivy: bleeeeeeeh...

(T)Pachirisu: Well, let's move onto Cilan's team!

(T)Togetic: Very well. So, do you like being friends with Ash, Pansage?

(A)Unfezant: Hey, you forgot me!

(T)Togetic: ... later. Anyway, Pansage?

(A)Unfezant: WHAT? Now you're IGNORING me? Why, you!

(C)Pansage: Yes, absolutely! He's just like the combination of friendship and courage! He's soft at heart, but yet he is tough and brave! What a bold flavor!

(T)Togetic: OKAY. So, Crustle and Stunfisk, what things do you think he's not that good at?

(C)Crustle: Well, for one thing, he's not that smart for someone who already traveled through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh. He also needs to calm down when Cilan's cooking. He's quite impatient.

(T)Togetic: And you, Stunfisk?

(C)Stunfisk: Stun stun fisk!

Everyone: ...

(T)Togetic: Well, that wraps up everything for tod- WAAAAH!

BAM!

(A)Unfezant: YOU SAID YOU'LL INTERVIEW ME! YOU SAID LATER! IS NOW NOT LATER? I KEPT YOUR WORD! WHY DIDN'T YOU KEEP IT?

(T)Togetic: Ow... Um, I meant, like, next time later.

(A)Unfezant: NEXT TIME? WHY NOT NOW? INTERVIEW ME!

(T)Togetic: Actually, I interviewed you quite enough! I wanted to know if you liked talking about Ash to other Pokemon!

(A)Unfezant: You did? Oh... nice to see all the audience! BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO IT LIKE THAT? AIR SLASH!

(T)Togetic: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

(Air Slash cuts off the String Shot on Palpitoad's mouth.)

(A)Palpitoad: Yes! I can finally tell you about the time Oshawott accidentally pulled a prank on me when it was actually for Sn- WEEEEEEE!

(Oshawott fired Hydro Pump on Palpitoad, sending him into the nearby lake.)

(A)Oshawott: If you DARE tell ANYONE, I'll rip those giant blue pimples off of your- OWCH! Leavanny! Why'd you use Razor Leaf on me?

(A)Leavanny: Hey, kids may be watching this show! I don't want them to have the wrong idea about Oshawotts!

(A)Oshawott: BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ATTACK ME LIKE THAT! RAZOR SHELL!

(They, too, also got in a fight.)

(T)Pachirisu: Well, once again, that wraps-

Thump! ((I)Emolga fell on top of (T)Pachrisu.)

(T)Pachirisu: GRRRRRRRR... Discharge!

(I)Emolga: Aaaaah walllaggggglaaaaaaaah!

((I)Emolga gets up with a furious expression on her face.)

(A)Tepig: Oh, c'mon, guys! Knock it off!

SMACK! ((A)Unfezant turned around and accidentally hit (A)Tepig with her wing. Of course, this brought out fighting.)

((A)Pikachu, (T)Pikachu913, (I)Excadrill, (I)Axew, and Cilan's Pokemon looked at each other with anime sweatdrops.

(I)Axew: Uncle Pansage, why's everyone fighting each other?

(C)Pansage: It's a chain. It started with Snivy vs. Emolga and Unfezant vs. Togetic. After that, everything just got chaotic. It's like a salty soup with just a few drops of spiciness. Everyone's expecting it to be regular soup, but-

(I)Axew: Ok, ok. You don't have to be THAT descriptive.

(The trio walk onto the screen, along with Scraggy and Boldore.)

"Ok, everybody! We're back from rock smashing practice! Cilan brought some... hey! What happened?"

(All the Pokemon that were fighting are lying on the ground, exhausted. Just then, Team Thunder jumped up in panic and ran away.)

(T)Pikachu913: Well, that wraps up today's- Ow!

(Pikachu913 got smacked in the face by the camera. The screen shook.)

(T)Thunderr and Lightning: Sorry, Pikachu!

(T)Eelektrik: Ok, that's the end of Pokemon Talk! Bye!

...

(T)Eelektrik: Hey! That means turn off the camera!

(T)Lightning: Oh!

(She jumped on top of the camera, making it shake ferociously.)

Click! (The screen went black.)

Reporter: That's some LIVE footage by Team Thunder up close to Ash's Pokemon! We'll see you next time for our next topic: Who do You Like Most? That wraps everything up today! See everyone next ti-

((T)Thunderr jumps in front of the news camera)

(T)Thunderr: We're back! Oops! Is it still rolling?

Click. End of Report 1.


Please review! If you have any questions or if you want to say something to any of the Pokemon, feel free to! I will put up a Reviews Report after the third report! Stay tuned!
*palp- pulp, just used by the Pokemon because it's like PALPitoad.
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