Bella's Revenge!

"Bella, please dump Cullen!" Mike begged, again! I can never get rid of him. He knows I'm going to marry Edward, everyone does. But why does he keep asking! I can't let him go. I groaned sadly, and stomped off. Why does it have to be sunny? Edward would be here holding my hand if it wasn't sunny. I prayed for Mike to buzz off.

"Come on, Bella! I can be so much better. I am popular, smart, sweet, hot, and better! Can he play a bazooka?" He asked, running up to me. He took my hand and I swatted him away.

"Mike! I love Edward! We are getting married; we make out all the time! By the way, he's more popular, he's way smarter, he's the sweetest ever, and is the hottest guy ever. He wrote a song for me on the piano." I said dreamily. Then I spat, "So buzz off!"

"I'll get you Bella. Wait and see!" He yelled as he ran. I turned and glared. I made up my mind, then and there. I walked to my old Chevy truck. Within minutes, I bought stickers, glue, streamers, spray paint, and silly string. I drove back at 55, straining my truck.

I walked over to his white bug. He had a picture of his face on it, and I set to work. His face now has a red 'X' over it. The car became a party van making fun of Mike. I heard the bell ring loudly, so I sat in my truck, read to go. He walked out, ready to go home.

Mike's mouth fell open. He burst into tears, and ran to it crying. People laughed and pointed, even Jessica. I watched him sob, and when everyone left, I said, "Mike, I told you to leave me alone. Next time, it may be you."

He looked up, stunned. I floored my truck, and I cruised into the Cullen's driveway. Edward met me laughing, and Alice was laughing like a crazy person. "Bella! I can't believe you did that, and you took pictures too!" She screamed. I smirked at my camera.

Emmett flew out, yelling, "Bella! Alice won't tell what's so funny!"

My smirk grew. I laughed happily, and said calmly, "He got what was coming to him."

Seconds later, everyone was laughing until tears appeared. Though theirs would never fall... Oh well, they are having fun. Rosalie was beaming, "Bella, you know how to do it. Next time tell us; I could re wire it, and we could really get it." She seemed into it.

I smiled. "Yeah, we will do that. Wait till the next sunny day; he never learns his lesson."

Now, I can't wait for him to flirt. I can't believe I just said that! Eew, but I'll have fun after it.