Chapter 1: Make It Clear If It's North Or South

England: "no."

America: "but-"

England: "no."

America: "why not?"

England: "because."

America: "That's not a real answer Kirkland!"

England: "I don't care."

America:"Why not!"

England:"Because you would use it willy nilly."

America:"Nuh Uh!"

England: "Oh my god, Alfred why on earth would you want to learn magic anyway?"

America: "Because!"

England: "no."

America: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

England: "Alfred shut up."

America: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

England: "Alfred..."

America: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

England: "ALFRED SHUT UP!"

America: "Not until you teach me spells and stuff!"

England: "No means no!"

America: "AWWWW-"

England: "Oh my god fine! But just the basics! After that you're done!"

America: "YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY-"

England: "Ahem!"

America: "Oh right, let's start!"

3 days later

The room was trashed, book shelves toppled over, broken glass and windows, ripped up carpets, a few broken chairs, a messy leaning bed with two broken legs, and a curtain or three hanging and one on the floor. The light is just streaming In.

England: "and that's magic America."

America: "I'll never look You or anything else the same way again." his eyes are wide.

England: yeah shocking

America: there are still many mysteries in this world

England: well whatever, you clean this up and I'll make us some tea.

America: why do I have to do it?

England: you asked for the lessons.

America: ugh fine.

England left the room and America stared at the disgusting room.

America: this is gonna take forever...

He started cleaning up, fixing the bed, putting the drapes back up where they belong. Then in his cleaning he found a bottle, inside was a golden, foamy liquid. America picked it up and jumped with joy.

America: SWEET! SECRET BEER STASH!

He popped open the bottle and sniffed it, it was familiar smelling, but he couldn't place it, not that he cared. He downed the whole thing in one go.

America: yeah! That hit the spot! Like drinking smooth fire or something!

England came back in with the tea.

England: oh wow, it's already half done, good job...

He noticed the bottle in America's hand

England: where did you get that?

America: you didn't think you could hide your stash from me did you? I didn't know you were such a drinker? Anyways what was that? It was awesome!

England: oh god

America: what?

America's eyes glinted different colors, like a rainbow or something, maybe a color spectrum? Same thing. His hair did the dame thing.

England: AMERICA SPIT IT OUT! WHATEVER YOU JUST DRANK! HURRY! IF ITS WHAT I THINK IT IS THEN-

Too late. An explosion of smoke. Two unfamiliar people stood in the room. England blinked, what had he done? Aside from england himself, there were two unfamiliar people with him. One was a rather tall man, a little over England's height, with a black pony tail and grey eyes. A serious look in those grey eyes. His hair was parted in the middle aside from one random curl right in the center falling on his forehead. He was very well dressed, but had an rather strict tone of voice.

North: oh god what am I doing here?

The second had hair even more blond than France, borderline of white. It was short though, and kinda spiky. His eyes were also grey, but more cheerful, the eyes of a stupid carefree child. He was the same height as England. He was poorly dressed with a white t shirt, and blue overalls, but made up for it with a dazzling smile.

South: don't worry north! It's like an adventure!

England: w- who are you?

North pulled out some reading glasses and pushed them up to the bridge of his nose.

North: my name is north, as in America, and this is my stupid brother South.

South: hey ladies!

North: don't bother with him he's an idiot.

Then they got a good look at who they were talking to... North started Karate chopping England's head.

North: BACK BACK! YOU UGLY BEAST! WE WON THE WAR! STEP DOWN!

South: I KNOW IM DEAD SEXY BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE ME! STOP BEING SO OBSESSED!

North: GOOD GOD MAN!

South pulled out a rifle and started waving it around, even at himself for a moment.

South: I'LL DO IT! ILL DO IT!

North: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT THING!

England watch the two get into a fight and let it process. Two... Americas... Fuck. He collapsed on the bed America fixed.

South: Alright, alright! If you wanna fool around a bit.

He started stripping.

North: TRAITOR!

England: PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON I DON'T WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU!

North was sitting on a cushy chair with his reading glasses back on and help up a little book with the word "diary" on the cover.

North: that's not what it says in here?

South: WOAH! LET ME SEE!

England: GIVE THAT BACK!

England recovered his journal and shoved the, I guess you could call them twins, out the door of the room. North went to the couch to read a book while south went into the kitchen to eat.

South: THIS FOOD SUCKS!

England could hear them complaining about his cooking, but tuned it out.

England: I have to fix this? I have to fix this! One America was bad enough!

England skimmed through his spell books and potion books and even magazines? Anything! Then he heard it...

North: Hey South remember that drink?

South: the beer one?

North: yeah, I found the recipe in this book? Wanna make more?

South: HELL YEAH!

England: America!

He ran out of that room only to find the two of them chugging. POOF! this time a third one appeared.

South: Now it's a party!

England: Shit

North: so who are you?

This one was short and skinny, like a woman, but you could still tell it was a boy. This one also had short hair, down to his chin and it or shorter toward the back. He also had this one random curl in his hair, kinda like italy but it was on top of his head. His hair wasn't black, it wasn't white, it was a darker grey, along with his eyes. His eyes focused on the floor shyly. He wore a white collared shirt and a pink-grey cardigan and tan church pants (lol)

Middle: Uh hi I'm the middle states? Nice to Uh meet y-

Middle went running behind South and North.

Middle: IT'S ENGLAND! GROSS!

South: QUICK NORTH BEFORE HE MOLESTS ME!

England: IM NOT GONNA-

His eyes caught the book.

England: THAT'S IT! THE WAY TO FIX THIS WILL BE IN THAT BOOK!

( Tono Time )

Yay! Lol my project didn't include this part, the first chapter, but pretty much everything past this was. Lol I don't own hetalia, or England, or America! But I do own South, North, and Middle. Lol middle was inspired by china and canada cuz china looks like a girl and Canada is shy as hell! XD

I hope you like it!