Okie so form the first episode I have just had this idea in my head of Kurt raping Lenard when he takes his pants. I know, "WTF?" right? Well I just couldn't get it out of my head! I have held off writing this for so long because I was like "Do you really want to write a rape story? You don't even usually like to read those." But then I just couldn't hold it off any longer after so many times seeing the opportunity when Lenard had possibility to go over alone.

So here it is.

It picks up when Lenard gets back form Penny's and has already gone through some dialogue.

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"Come on guys he's so big!" Lenard begged.

"Yes, so if you do succeed on your own your triumph will be all the more impressive." Sheldon said as he rolled the dice. "And if you fail then we will remember your bravery."

"Thank you, Sheldon." Lenard said sarcastically.

"You're welcome!" he replied with a smile. Lenard rolled his eyes.

"What I need is help! Please?" Lenard wined.

"Just forget it man, getting your ass kicked by a giant isn't going to get you into Penny's pants." Raj said as he moved his piece ten spaces.

"Kurt might get you out of yours again though…so if you end up going maybe double up." Howard off-handily commented as he read the cared he picked up.

"You guys suck!" Lenard said as he went do put on a pair of cargo shorts under his pants. He was going to go, God knows if he'll come back but, Penny needed that money and if she wouldn't go and get it then he would. He would become her knight in shining armor! Or debt collector in shining armor technically, anyway, that is if he survived. After he put back on his original pair of pants, over the shorts, he walked out of his bed room and towards the front door.

"Okie, last chance to be a real hero…" Lenard said to his friends opening the door slowly; Sheldon, Raj and Howard ignored him and continued paying their game. "Once I'm out this door the real life quest for good begins." They still ignored him. "Your only chance to be what we have all dreamed about is gone." Lenard said trying to delay his departure for as long as he could, and one last effort to get his friends to follow him.

"No its not, Comic Con is coming up this year." Raj said.

"I hate all of you!" Lenard finally opened the door all the way and was about to leave.

"Wait, Lenard!" Howard called. 'Yes I knew they wouldn't abandon me!' Lenard though hopefully coming back into the apartment "Grab a jacket, its spritzing."

Lenard then flipped them off before leaving and slamming the door behind him.

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He arrived at Kurt's apartment complex and parked his car on the street in front of it. 'Okie, you can do this. Be direct, don't show fear. Just try and help him see he can be a better guy.' Lenard took a deep breath as he ran his hand down all the residential call buttons. 'If it's not looking good confuse him with you advanced knowledge; then, when he is dumfounded, run!' He got in the elevator and pushed the button for Kurt's floor. 'You can do this. For Penny you can do this!'

He walked to Kurt's door at the end of the hall and knocked on the door. He then heard voices in side, well more like moans really 'Just my luck, I would show up while he is having sex.' But then the provocative noises stopped abruptly. Then there was a loud cures and then what sounded like someone stumbling and tripping, over a table maybe. The door swung open, and there standing in the door way was a shirtless, drunken flushed face Kurt.

"What?" he said venomously.

"Um…Hi, I don't know if you remember me…" Lenard began.

"Len…Lenny, right?" Kurt said in a drunken slur and smile. 'Grate, he's drunk! People are so willing to do favors when they are drunk' Lenard though sarcastically.

"Well, I don't really go by Lenny, but that's fine. Um…"

"What can I do for ya?" Kurt slouched against the door. 'Maybe this will be easier than I thought…'

"Liston, um, you own Penny some money and…" Lenard looked down because, though Kurt seemed to be in a good mood he always found it awkward asking people for money, especially when it wasn't even for him. That is when he noticed the giant tent that was pitched in Kurt pajama pants. "Um, and well…um…" he was stuttering horrible, but what would you do if you had an erection pointed in you direction? Lenard then began to look anywhere but Kurt; the top of the doorframe, down the hall, the picture on the wall next to him, anywhere but at the giant with a hard on.

"What's s'matter Lenny?" Kurt asked with a slimy smirk. "Haven't seen a real man's boner before?"

"No, well um…no no…I just…why would I want to?" Lenard finally looked at Kurt, straight in the eye of cores.

"Hahaha! So you even admit that you're not a man!" Kurt laughed some more. Lenard got red faced and glared at him.

"A real man doesn't call his ex-girlfriend to get him out of jail." Lenard said with pride, staring down the giggling giant. "A real man can do more with his life then take advantage of people and they don't have to intimidate them to get his way." Kurt had stopped laughing and glared back at Lenard. "Also, a real men dose more than just use his dick and muscles to get by."

'Well, if he punches me now at least I can say it was worth it…' Lenard thought proudly. Kurt grabbed the front of Lenard's shirt, lifted him off the ground, and pulled him close to his face. Lenard squeezed his eyes shut getting ready for the blow. Being so close to Kurt he could smell the alcohol on his breath as he seethed "Well maybe I'll just prove you wrong."

'Wait, WHAT?' Lenard was wide eyed and scared as Kurt pulled him into his apartment and shoved him against the door to shut it.

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Well there is the first chapter, if things go as planned then the next on will be up in a couple of days (or even tonight if I'm up to it…). Ha! I feel like such a teas, sorry. I really can't believe I'm writing this…this is just the only way to get it out of my head. Oh well! You can guess what is coming next(it's going to be why the story rated M)….I can do this. _

Oh! And if I have made any mistakes with spelling or use the wrong word then let me know! I'm not very good at editing…