Master Hand was bored. He had nobody to talk to. Of course, he had his brother, Crazy Hand, but he was being punished for breaking half of the platform called the Final Destination. He knew that somewhere, there were lots of happy-go-lucky people with very few obstacles in life.
He wanted to be one of them and live happily. But he couldn't. Master Hand thought to himself "How can I be happy? Like all those other people" He had an idea. He could invite some people over. He picked 12. But how could he send said invitations? Master Hand thought and thought, until he gave up and threw them. Of course, they obviously landed in the correct place, unexplainably.
Mario, Luigi, Link, Samus, Fox, Kirby, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Captain Falcon and Ness all get the letters and read them:
Dear _
The Princess and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. She is now a PERMANENT guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!
no srsly i haz p4rty. c0m3.
Sincerly yours,
Mastah Hand, yo!
They ventured forth, until Mario tripped and accidentaly heatbutt Luigi, Samus hit Pikachu, and so on, and that, my children, was how Classic Mode begins.
Now for All-star mode.
THE END
