Bella's Pov

"Let me go you self-center lil-"

"Bella watch your language." exclaimed Charlie.

"You tell him Bells! You cannot make us go!" screamed Leah as she was trying to get away from Harry.

"Leah get your ass in the RV now!" yelled Sue.

"Come on Billy why can't we crack open a few beers and chill with you?" chuckled Jared.

"Son you do know that the chief of police is right here..Right?" Charlie said while trying to keep a serious face.

"What? Yeah coming Kim." Then with that Jared was gone and into the RV.

"Well I think as the most mature one here I should just stay here and look out for any signs of leeches." Coughed Sam.

"Sam weren't you the one that stayed up all night making schedules out for everybody?" laughed Emily.

"Oh no not with these damn schedules again...Sam when are you going to learn to go with the flow." asked Kim while popping her head out of the RV.

"Same time you learn to wear panties." he mumbled. Then with that she flipped him off and returned back inside.

"Guys come on get with the program! We need to make it on the highway in an hour." Quil shouted as he was coming out of the RV wearing a Captains Hat.

"Dude do you really need a hat?" Embry asked while putting his and Angela's things in the side of the RV.

"Yes it makes me look cool...Why you want one don't you?" Quil smirked.

"N..No." Embry sputtered. Then all of a sudden Quil threw him a hat that said, 'Co Captain'.

"As sweet and touchy this is can we please hurry things up.", Pleaded Jake.

"Son do you have everything you need?" asked Billy.

"Yes dad, do you think you can survive without me for two weeks?" smirked Jake.

"I can manage son, besides I got these Old Men and to help me out." He chuckled.

"Ok last call to say good-bye." Shouted Quil.

"Bells you got your pepper spray?"

"Yes dad. Can I please go now?" I pleaded.

"Yeah be safe I love you and oh keep Paul out of trouble." he chuckled before joining Billy.

"Where is Paul?" I yelled.

"The dick kicked me out of the bed and is now passed out in the back.", yelled Leah.

"Leah be good is all I can say." Pleaded Harry.

"Bye guys I'll be sure to keep them in check." Chuckled Angela as she climbed aboard.

"Oh dear, be careful Ang. Don't turn into one of them." Chuckled Billy.

"Oh shut up. We are very responsible. Don't worry and oh are you sure you can handle the Rez by yourself?" I questioned.

"Yes goodbye Bells." Charlie said.

"Good bye world..Hello Hell." I said as I closed the Rv door.

"Ok let's see if everybody is here." said Quil as he pulled out some notepad. "Embry can you do the honors?"

"Yes! Ok Bella and Paul?"

"Here." I said and Paul continued to snore.

"Ok..Sam and Emily."

"Here, Here" They said.

"Jared, Kim, and Kiara?"

"Were all here." Kim said.

"Ok..Me and Ang are here... Ok is Jake and Leah here."

"Yes were all here drive the fucking thing already." Moaned Leah.

"Hey wait! You forgot some!" yelled Sue and she was entering the RV.

"Oh yeah..we forgot the twins and Seth." Chuckled Quil.

"Yeah can we go now?", whispered Seth like he was trying not to be in pain.

"Seth. Don't try to run from mommy. Did you pack your sunscreen? You know how you get when your little butt gets Bur-"

"YES MOM!" he yelled.

"Good. Collin and Brady I hope you packed your lotion.."

"Yes ma'am. Well I think It's time to hit the road so we will see you later." They said while lightly shoving Sue out of the RV.

"Bye kids Love y'all!" Then with that she ran towards the house and I could have sworn she did a happy dance..

"Well let's hit the road." Yelled Quil.

"First stop is the gas station. We need to fill up on gas and get plenty of snacks." Embry said.

"Hey can somebody please get this dog off my face!" Yelled Paul from the back.

"Aww Kiara likes you Paulie." chuckled Jake.

"Yeah a little too much." he mumbled.

"Looks like Bella has a little competition" laughed Sam.

"Nobody can replace me"

"Well..I don't know about that. Kiara looks like she is in Heaven right now." Chuckled Seth.

We all looked to the back to see Kiara humping Paul like there is no tomorrow.

"Hey Paul is she better that me?"

"No..but things can change.. I think you need to come over here and show me a lil somethin." He said while thrusting his hips and wiggling his eyebrows.

"Oh hell no! Save that for later." laughed Kim before pulling out her Cosmo.

"Kim do you take that where ever you go?" laughed Emily.

"Hey they give good tips and plus I love the, How to please your man questions in the back." she chuckled before looking back down.

"So what do y'all wanna do till we stop for gas?" Asked Seth.

"Let's play would you rather." suggested Jared as he took the magazine from Kim.

"Fine..Bella would you rather run around La Push and Forks naked or French kiss Mike Newton?" Question Kim. By now Paul was up and we were all in the living area minus Quil and Embry who were in the front.

"Umm...I don't know it's a hard decision but probably kiss Mike."

"Why in fuck's hell would you want to kiss him?" Paul growled out.

"Well would you rather me run around naked showing everybody my body?"

"Yes!" Shouted Quil from the front.

"Well you got a point...Ok go." Paul finally gave in.

"Ok Jared would you rather twerk for the elders or sing Barbie Girl in front of Kim's parents?"

"Shit..I guess twerk in front of the elders. They already think were messed up as it is."

"Plus I think my dad would beat him with a newspaper til he learned to respect his elders." laughed Kim.

"Ha Ha laugh it up. What would you do Kimmy-Bear? Would you rather suck on Old Quil's feet or show up at the movie theater in nothing but a bra and thongs" Smirked Jared.

"I would pick the movie theater I mean I have nothing to hide." Kim smirked right back.

"Ohh so you do consider wearing panties at times." whispered Sam.

"Shut up Sammy! Would you rather eat a corn dog in front of Paul slowly or run across the Rez naked with your ass painted in rainbow colors?" chuckled Kim.

"I..umm..I"

"What cat got your tounge Sam", laughed Leah.

"No it's just against bro code to eat while looking in another man's eyes especially when it's a corn dog. Then rainbow colors Really?" he cried but then he had this evil glint in his eye till he started saying, "But I guess I'll choose the rainbow-colored ass."

"Good to know Sammy." laughed Jake.

"Yeah...So Leah." Sam said as Leah stopped laughing and looked him dead in the eye.

"Sam don't you dar-"

"Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for a year or join in to make it stop?" Sam asked. For a second everyone was silent till Quil busted out laughing from the front making everybody minus Leah join in.

"Sam...Why oh why did you say that out loud! Nobody but me and you knew about that." she cried.

"Oh come on it can't be that bad baby." laughed Jake.

"Fine...when I was ten I walked in on my mom and dad having sex. I didn't know what to do or what to think. I couldn't breathe and mom started moaning and I started crying. Then Seth walked in like it was nothing going on and he told mom and dad to continue. Me and Sam of course were best friends and therefore I told him. So with that I that's why I don't go home on Friday nights. It's to embarrassing and Sam makes fun of me every time were alone."

"I take that back that is bad." laughed Jacob as he fell on the floor pulling Jared along with them.

"Idiots." whispered Emily.

"Oh come on Em why don't you cough up your story."

"Bella shut up please I'm begging you." she whispered.

"Wait what story?" asked Sam as he finally came down from Leah's tale.

"Oh the one about finding her mom and her dad in a certain situation as Harry and Sue."

"Bella...How could you?" she said.

"I'm sorry I just couldn't pass it up." I laughed as tears fell down my face.

"Oh Bella are you forgetting something." singed Angela.

"No" I said rather to quick.

"Come on I know you remember it like it was yesterday..oh wait it was yesterday. Right Claire?"

"Yeah that was the best day ever." Claire laughed.

"What happened?" called Quil from the driver seat.

"Well Claire, Bella, and I went to see Charlie after work. We thought after a hard day he should have some of Emily's stew, well turns out he was in there making stew." laughed Angela.

"Wait I don't get it." Seth said. You could tell everybody was confused so I continued.

"Ok so we walked in and I heard screaming. I didn't really think about smelling around I just knew I had to get to my father. Well I got to the door and opened it and when I looked over I seen him and some lady...making stew." I said while shivering about the reminder. "But thankfully I closed the door before they could notice I was there."

"Hell I still don't know how you didn't notice I mean for goodness sakes there was clothes all over the place." laughed Claire.

"Oh I can't breathe." laughed Quil and Embry.

"Quil watch the road. Oh and the best part was as soon as she came back down stairs she was green. She just ran out the door and around the yard yelling about, "I'm blind. Oh my poor innocent eyes."

"Claire I couldn't help it..."

That just made everybody minus me die out laughing. Everybody had tears in their eyes and I could have sworn I felt the RV swerve a little.

"Quil...look at the road." I growled out.

"Sorry Bells but were here anyways. So everybody get your snacks, go to the bathroom, and meet back her in 10 minutes." announced Quil as he parked the RV.

"I call dibs on the bathroom first." Paul said as he flew past me.

"I'm sure we can all go inside one bathroom, can't we girls?" said Emily.

"Yeah I seen all of naked and bent over plenty of times..ain't nothing new." Leah said as we passed the boys and their bathroom, closing their mouths on the way in.

Back in the Rv

"So where are we going first Quil?"

"First were going to this Mountain type place and we will be camping out there."

"That explains why we had to bring tents and sleeping bags." whispered Jared.

"Yup and we will be arriving there in about a good hour and a half. So feel free to do as you please till then.

"How many beds are in this thing?"

"One for each imprint couple and the couches pull out into a bed along with the table, so I think were goo on all that.

"Well I'm off to bed then" yawned Leah as she got up and made her way to the back. "Oh and Paul don't think about kicking me out again you dick."

"See you in a few too princess." he replied right back.

"Well I'm actually hyper so what do y'all wanna do?" asked Jared.

"Sleep" I said as I lay back and rest my head in Paul's lap while my feet are in Jacobs.

"Come on Bells don't you wanna play a game or something?" asked Paul.

"Yeah the quite game. Who ever talks for the next hour and a half gets cut." I yawned out.

"Oh I love the feisty side of her." chuckled Collin as he stole Kim's magazine from her.

"That's it if y'all need me I'm going in there with Leah." I said as I got up. I gave Paul a kiss then I looked back at the rest and pretend I was cutting my throat. Giving them a warning if they disturb me it was going to be their throat next.

"Come on Bella the bed is all nice and warm for ya baby." I heard Leah say. So I jumped on the bed and cuddled close to Leah drifting in a peaceful slumber.

Paul's Pov

"Ok well that wasn't scary at all..." whispered Angela.

"Yeah and she seemed serious too.." Sam whispered back.

"So guys what should we do now?"

"Let's watch a movie or something." suggested Brady.

"No more of that cartoon stuff though. That messes with your brain." I laughed.

"Ok well I guess we can watch King Kong, Jurassic Park, The Notebook? Who brought that?" Seth asked.

"Not me.." whispered Sam.

"Hmm-hmm well let's just stick to Jurassic Park for now." Seth said before sliding in the disc and laying beside the couch.

So that's pretty much how it went. Seth and the twins were on the floor with all the pillows. Then me and Jake on one couch while Emily, Claire, and Angela had the other. While Sam and Jared played cards at the table. The piece and quite, aside from the funny parts of the movie, were all that we could here. It was comforting for a while. We were all in this Rv making memories and hopefully more to come. But did you notice how I said the comfort lasted a while..well a while only meant 45 minutes but yeah you get my drift...