A/N wrote this cause i had nothing else to do after my math final

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There have been many stories written of Potter's time

Read by the millions who loyally sign online

To look over a friend's story that really sucks

Then gives a review to wish them luck

Relationships have gotten odder and odder

The romances have gotten hotter and hotter

It seems as though it's a contest for the scariest one

(If it were I have read a ton)

Hermione and Draco are a common pair

J.K. Rowling has said she would not waver

Yet still this is one many people favor

Whenever Ginny and Harry date

Harry may soon be described 'the late'

Ron might punch him in the face

Even if he is the Gryffindor's flying ace

But in the end our hero prevails

And Harry and Ginny tell their kids tales

Then there's our friend good 'ol slash

(I wouldn't read most if you paid me cash)

Harry and Draco randomly kiss

While those surrounding them boo and hiss

Or maybe Ron and Harry have changed there type

And now have to deal with all the hype

Though the relationships cause quite a whirl

Certain relatives make me want to hurl

A girl shows up who looks like a Potter

Turns out she's James' and Lily's daughter

She is immediately accepted by all

And she alone is the dark lord's fall

Then along comes the random American witch

She's a natural at magic, yet has a dark past

Maybe she' beautiful and charming

Or in flying, very fast

Whenever Snape or Voldemort have a daughter

They never really explain how they became a father

Though throughout all these stories the good ones overcome

And makes people think fan fictions aren't all dumb