Sequel to "Toshiro's crazy adventure". Unlike TCA, this story idea belongs to me. Oh, and if you like "Snow White and the seven dwarves" then, well, I'm so sorry cuz this is the parody of that fairy tale.

Disclaimer: …. Don't want to say it…

Chapter 1: Meeting Snow White

Toshiro sighed. The lovely portal had brought him to the middle of some wood, which by some reasons, had too many animals for its own good.

'Sohma!' Toshiro barked, 'Where the hell am I?'

'Ara, Hitsu-chan, you are in the wood,' Kotori's voice echoed through his head.

'I know that!' Toshiro snapped, 'You know exactly what I mean!'

Kotori giggled, 'Heh, gomen ne, Hitsu-chan…'

'It's Hitsugaya-taicho, darn it!'

Kotori ignored Toshiro.

'Anyway, this is the first dimension in your journey,' Kotori said, 'To get to the next dimension, you need to find the magic mirror. The mirror is the portal.'

'The magic mirror?!' Toshiro blinked.

'Do you need me to spell it for you?! Yes, the magic mirror. According to my source of information, in this dimension, the portal is the talking mirror, which belongs to a witch.'

Toshiro smirked, 'Interesting.'

'Yep, very interesting. So, let's start your journey, okay?! If you need me, just call…'

With that, Kotori's voice disappeared, leaving Toshiro alone.

"Not really, Master. You still have me."

Oh yes, he still had Hyorinmaru with him.

After glaring at an innocent deer near by (causing the poor animal to run away really, really fast), Toshiro started walking around aimlessly. He knew he had to find the mirror to go to the next dimension, but he didn't know where to start searching. He could ask Kotori, but somehow, he realized that she wouldn't tell him anything.

So, he kept walking, walking and walking aimlessly. He knew he had to find the mirror, and he knew that damn thing wasn't in the wood. He needed to get out of the wood to find the mirror. But the problem was, Toshiro didn't know how to get out of the damn place.

Deep in thought, Toshiro didn't realize that he was going to crash on someone. But he knew that when he found himself sitting on the ground.

"Oh my, I'm so sorry. Are you alright?" a kind voice asked him.

Toshiro looked up and saw a girl stood in front of him. The girl had black hair that as black as the ebony, full red lips that as red as blood, and fair skin. The girl was beautiful, but compared to Rangiku, the girl was nothing.

Toshiro realized that the girl was wearing a very long dress, and he found himself wonder how could she walk around in that thing.

"Hello?! Are you alright?" the girl asked again.

"Oh," Toshiro snapped out of his thought, "Yeah, I'm fine. Don't need to worry."

"Oh, that's good," the girl said and helped Toshiro stood up, "I'm so sorry for crashed into you."

"Don't worry about that, miss," Toshiro replied, "It's also my fault for not looking where I was going."

The girl smiled gently.

"Anyway, I'm Snow White."

Toshiro blinked, "Your name is Snow White?!"

"Yes, that's my name."

Being a very polite person, Toshiro asked.

"What kind of name is that?"

Apparently, Snow White was an air-head, because she just giggling.

"And what's your name, child?" she asked.

Silent.

"I'm not a child," Toshiro scowled.

"But you are a child," Snow White said, patting Toshiro on the head, "A very cute child."

Toshiro twitched while there were laughter and snicker inside his head, which came from his three unwanted companions. Well, just two of them, actually.

'SHUT UP!' he roared at them, and the laughter and snicker died down.

He turned back to Snow White and swatted her hand away.

"Do NOT pat my head!" he snapped, "And I'm not cute!"

Snow White laughed softly, "Okay then. So what's your name?"

"Hitsugaya Toshiro," he replied, "Please call me Hitsugaya."

"Pleasure to meet you Hitsugaya," Snow White said, "And what a child like you doing here, alone in the wood anyway?"

A tick mark appeared on Toshiro's forehead.

"I'm NOT a child. How many time I have to tell you that?!"

"But you are so short! You look just around the age of 12 or something."

"I'm NOT fucking SHORT!" Toshiro practically yelled at Snow White's face, "And I'm older than I look."

Snow White seemed to not care about how rude Toshiro was.

"Oh, so you are a dwarf then?" she smiled, "You know, I'm living with 7 dwarves at the moment. Maybe you should join us?!"

"D-d-dwarf…," Toshiro stuttered, "You-you just called me…"

"Something's wrong?" Snow White asked.

Toshiro gritted his teeth. The next thing Snow White knew was that the air became extremely cold and she felt hard to breath. She could feel frost lowly made their way to the trees.

"Wha-what…," she stuttered.

"Listen, and listen good, miss Snow White," Toshiro hissed angrily, "I'm NOT a dwarf. NEVER call me that again, understood?!"

Snow White nodded her head while shivering nonstop. This white haired child scared her.

Then suddenly, the temperature turned back to normal and the frost disappeared. Toshiro looked at Snow White.

"You just invited me to come and live with you right?!" he asked, "Well, I kind of don't have a place to stay at the moment so… lead the way, miss Snow White."

Wordlessly (and still very scared), Snow White brought Toshiro to the house she and the 7 dwarves were living in.

This is the first chappie of "Snow White and the 7+1 dwarves". Hope you like it.

Now, really see you guys on December 7! (which is next week if you don't remember)