Holiday Gift Wrap
Author: Mask of Mirage
Rating: T
Comments: I'm back with another parody. After Letters to the Editor, I found that I like to write sarcasm. Big surprise, huh? So anyway, this came to me last night while talking with my best friend about different types of holiday boxers for men. I assure you it's not as creepy as it sounds.
Gift Victim One: Naruto Uzumaki
The blond boy tore excitedly through the red and green wrapping paper to the small, rectangular box hidden underneath. This was the last present underneath his tree and the tag on the outside didn't specify where or who it came from.
Ignoring the paper cut he received from trying to rip the tape away in his rush, Naruto lifted the lid and tossed it somewhere behind him, where it would stay long after the new year rolled in.
He stared down at his gift, amusement written clearly across his features. Who in the world would even think of getting him something like this?
It was a pair of boxers, forest green in color, with bright gold bells stitched on the front. On the back, in bright red letters, it read:
You know you want to ring my jingle bells
There is something obviously wrong with my head. There has to be, because already have three more of these worked out.
Mask of Mirage
