Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans because if I did, Raven and Beast Boy would already be an item. I only own the plot.
"BEAST BOY!" roared Raven. "Yes, mama?" said the changeling, attempting to look innocent. He just looked constipated. "WHERE DID YOU PUT MY CLOAK?" "Cloak, what's a cloak, I don't even know what a cloak is, oh look Cyborg is calling, better go, see ya!" With that the guilty grass stain took off. "BEAST BOY!" Raven took off after him, only to feel her cloak being held down. Looking behind her, she saw Starfire holding her back. "Dear friend Raven, whatever could the matter be?"
"That matter is that…" Raven started.
Flashback:
"Life is sad, my dad is bad, too many things make me mad. Oh lalala, oh lalala." Raven sang in the shower. She was floating around in the tub, singing a song she made up, which she called Life is sad. What she didn't realize was that Beast Boy had snuck into the bathroom was watching her through the shower curtain. Suddenly, Raven looked up, seeing the shadow against the curtain. "BEAST BOY!" she shouted, standing up and throwing back the shower curtain. No one was there and her cloak was gone. She slid into her leotard and took off after Beast Boy.
Starfire gasped and patted Raven's back. "I am the very sorry, my friend." Raven just sat down and faces straight forward. They sat like this for a few more seconds, and then Starfire got a very evil look in her eye. "Friend Raven, I think I have had the idea!" "Wow, good for you, Star. I think I'm going to leave you to your kitty picnic idea and go read." said Raven in her flat monotone. "No, friend Raven, do not leave. This plan can help us get back at the Beast Boy." Raven immediately floated back. "I'm listening." she said. Starfire whispered it into Raven's ear. "When?" asked Raven. "After lunch." Said Starfire. Both titans threw back their heads and laughed as evil as possible.
