RESIDENT EVIL OUT-TAKE (BLOOPERS)
CHAPTER 1: LEON IS HUNGRY
Leon: *banging his head against the wall*
Chris: *raise an eyebrow at Leon* Leon? What the Scooby Doo hell is wrong with you?
Zombies: *sings* SCOOBY DOOBY DOO! WHERE ARE YOU?! WE GOT SOME WORK FOR YOU NOW!
Chris: NOT NOW ZOMBIES! CAN YA SEE THE MAN IN STRESS HERE?!
Zombies: Awe...
ZombieYaya: hold up wait a damn minute Chris!
Chris: Lord Jesus... What is it ZombieYaya?
ZombieYaya: *snap her fingers while talking* You don't know me Chris. I mean do you know who I am Chris. I mean you better get your boxers untie boy. If we wanna sing some damn scooby fucking doo doo we are gonna sing it!
Zombie: PREACH IT SISTA!
Leon: ALL I WANT IS...
ZombieYaya: Is what Leo? Come on man I gotta get my wig fix
Leon: ALL I WANT IS SOME DAMN BREAKFAST!
Everybody: *stares at Leon* Really Bruh?
Leon: WHAT? I WANNA SEE YOU GUYS TRY TO SAVE THE WORLD WITHOUT EATING!
Chris: Leon...I swear to God I'm going to kick your Law & Order, Mel Gibson looking, Oh say can you see ass!
Leon: CHRIS...I am hungry!
Chris: Bruh...we are surround by dumb ass zombies and all you talking about is food?!
ZombieYaya: Oh no he didn't!
Zombie Girl: Oh yes he did gurl!
ZombieYaya: *take off the earrings* Maze, hold my earrings gurl! Imma kick his Rambo looking ass back to US AND THE MOTHERFUCKIN A!
Zombies: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Narrator: Oh my! Looks like this is gonna be a war zone folks! Will Leon Kennedy will get his food or will Chris Redfield get bitch slap by a zombie? Stay tune on Chapter Two! TAKE IT AWAY N'SYNC!
N'Sync: *sings* We will see you again and it ain't lieee...We do not wanna see you go, but for now baby...BYE BYE BYYYYYEEEE!
