RESIDENT EVIL OUT-TAKE (BLOOPERS)

CHAPTER 1: LEON IS HUNGRY

Leon: *banging his head against the wall*

Chris: *raise an eyebrow at Leon* Leon? What the Scooby Doo hell is wrong with you?

Zombies: *sings* SCOOBY DOOBY DOO! WHERE ARE YOU?! WE GOT SOME WORK FOR YOU NOW!

Chris: NOT NOW ZOMBIES! CAN YA SEE THE MAN IN STRESS HERE?!

Zombies: Awe...

ZombieYaya: hold up wait a damn minute Chris!

Chris: Lord Jesus... What is it ZombieYaya?

ZombieYaya: *snap her fingers while talking* You don't know me Chris. I mean do you know who I am Chris. I mean you better get your boxers untie boy. If we wanna sing some damn scooby fucking doo doo we are gonna sing it!

Zombie: PREACH IT SISTA!

Leon: ALL I WANT IS...

ZombieYaya: Is what Leo? Come on man I gotta get my wig fix

Leon: ALL I WANT IS SOME DAMN BREAKFAST!

Everybody: *stares at Leon* Really Bruh?

Leon: WHAT? I WANNA SEE YOU GUYS TRY TO SAVE THE WORLD WITHOUT EATING!

Chris: Leon...I swear to God I'm going to kick your Law & Order, Mel Gibson looking, Oh say can you see ass!

Leon: CHRIS...I am hungry!

Chris: Bruh...we are surround by dumb ass zombies and all you talking about is food?!

ZombieYaya: Oh no he didn't!

Zombie Girl: Oh yes he did gurl!

ZombieYaya: *take off the earrings* Maze, hold my earrings gurl! Imma kick his Rambo looking ass back to US AND THE MOTHERFUCKIN A!

Zombies: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Narrator: Oh my! Looks like this is gonna be a war zone folks! Will Leon Kennedy will get his food or will Chris Redfield get bitch slap by a zombie? Stay tune on Chapter Two! TAKE IT AWAY N'SYNC!

N'Sync: *sings* We will see you again and it ain't lieee...We do not wanna see you go, but for now baby...BYE BYE BYYYYYEEEE!