"Alright, good afternoon, everyone. Its Elizaveta here and my cohost and artist for this show, Kiku Honda."
"Konnichiwa, everyone."
"Or is it Honda Kiku? I always get confused."
"Either is fine, Elizaveta-chan."
"Well, all the hard core otaku's out there will know. He's from Japan, and guess what else is from Japan, anime, manga, and what we are here to talk about today. . .YAOI. Now, as I'm sure you all heard, as you were required to vote, on our student council members. This year its an all male council, now just picture it with me, a room where four males get together after school and discuss. In an argument over rules, emotion and passion rise to a revered pitch and. . .well, I know you can picture what happens. So a brief profile of each of the members. Our president is Arthur Kirkland, Kiku, please put up the photo. Alright, Arthur is a green-eyed Brit with wit and a standoffish attitude. Still, he's hot in a particular way, especially if the Vice President succeeds in his goal to shave off part of his gargantuan eyebrows while he's sleeping."
"He is the epitome of tsundere."
"Right! And if you don't know what that is, read the YAOI Dictionary, for sale for only four USD. Anyway, then we have Francis Bonnefoy, vice president. He has quite the reputation so you have probably heard of/been groped by/dated Francis and you're not alone, he's not selective by gender. He is notoriously French and is a member of the Bad Friends Trio, made up of Francis, Gilbert, and Antonio."
"In the YAOI Superlatives from last year, he made Most Flirty and Most Partners."
"That is Francis Bonnefoy. Next is the Treasurer, Alfred F. Jones. Chances are you've heard of him as he's one of the most popular guys in school. He's hyper, smart but is too busy goofing of to work, and one of the few people that can be characterized as adorkable and hot at the same time. Just look at his picture. Take it in. Look at the geeky NASA shirt paired with the glasses and a leather military jacket, while playing on a Nintendo DS."
"Though I do wonder how he was elected as Treasurer, when he's one of the most economically irresponsible people out there."
"Who cares? He's hot. Though he has broken several girls hearts in the past for the reason that he cares more about his twin brother than anyone else. And that brings us to the Secretary. . .wait, what's Alfred's brother's name?"
"Let me check, its below his picture."
"Oh, Matthew Williams. They have different last names due to their parents divorce. He's exactly what his brother is not. He's quiet, bookish, kind of a pushover, but he is so cute. Just look at the picture. He is so cute that he is one of the only guys that can be considered moe. He's scared of public speaking and is extremely close to his brother. He was elected by default as no one else ran for Secretary. There's rumors going around that his brother signed him up with asking him."
"So that's your Student Council! Who's excited for this year? Alright, now for potential pairings. Arthur has a notorious hate relationship with Francis Bonnefoy. The common pattern is that Francis will start flirting and Arthur will throw something at him. That could lead to an extremely interesting relationship. Arthur is extremely annoyed by everything Alfred does but could that be covering hidden feelings and could Alfred's persistent attempts to annoy him be something else? Francis and. . .Matthew make a good match. They both speak French and Francis may be just the person to bring Matthew out of his shell. Then, as we mentioned before how close the brothers are, which leads us to. . .TWINCEST! An extremely desirable outcome, seeing as they are opposites, they'll complement each other perfectly. Or the BEST outcome, which is FOURSOME!"
"Shouldn't you continue?"
"I was pausing for dramatic effect. If you missed any of that, check out the chart below. Anyway, so the first Student Council Meeting is this week and due to my ninja friend here, Kiku, we have cameras installed in the room. We have already come up with a plan that will be put into action. The details are a surprise. And doujinshous are for sale, drawn by Kiku, with all of the pairings listed here. How much are they Kiku?
"Only 5 USD and for five more, you can request the pairing and the plot."
"There you have it. Don't miss out on these drawings of YAOI pairings. Oh and one more thing, nobody says a word of this to any guy, especially my boyfriend. Alright, Elizaveta signing off."
"Sayonara."
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This broadcast was kind of the intro. The next chapters will be real time, but there will be a couple more like this. This is basically Elizaveta and Kiku trying to hook pairings up. I haven't decided what pairings it will end with so. . .you know what that means(Review and give me your imput). There is also a convenient chart I made to address the pairings. So anyway, the updating schedule, I will try is the same as Pretendre (which by the way, I am going to edit the last chapter at one point so everything isn't so happy. Franada). Basically, I will update, once every two weeks. For every review, I get I will reduce the amount of days by one. So if I get five reviews, I will update in nine days. I think that method is fair because I love getting reviews and I don't feel right demanding them. Like saying I won't update until I get this many reviews. Plus, this way, you get the chapter sooner. So I hope this way, everyone is happy. I hope you liked the story and feel free to give me concrit or suggestions. Thank you for reading.
