Disclaimer: This is written mostly by my friend, with only a few contributions from me. I don't own Naruto, cuz if I did, they'd all be gay.


Hi, my name's Naruto. I'm 15, and I watch porn. Don't let that scare you though; I'm perfectly harmless . I'm one heck of a hot guy... yeah girls hit on my everyday... but I'm taken sorry. I play Wii, but I only use it to break things. Currently, I'm wearing pikachu underwear. I have the whole collection of pokemon underwear. Anyway... since I'm so interesting, you're going to read my story right?


Idiot: FLAME ME!!!!!!!!!! Oh well, It's not like I care anyways. It's not like I actually did the writing. I just threw in random ideas…