Me: Hi! This is my Take on a Twilight/Maximum Ride xover!
Nix: No duh!
Me: Go Crap a Skittle.
Nix: Stick a straw in your juice box and s-
Me: -Slaps hand over mouth- There are innocent Children out there who are reading this! Sheesh, You have more problems than me!
Nix: -Licks me poor hand-
Me: OMSCMM! Did you just do what I think you did?
Nix: Omscmm? WTF does that mean?
Me: Oh My Strawberry Cheese McMuffins, You have a problem with that?
Nix: You think I have problems? You're the one who found a spoon in your pillowcase, Not me!
Me: Did you really just say that? Oh that's it Girly girl, It's on like DONKEY KONG! -Jumps on Nix-
Nix: -facepalm- Really? You want to challenge your own character who has the power to turn invisible and read minds? Whatever! ITS ON OLD SOT! -Lunges at me and proceeds to have kitty fight-
Shade: Yea, umm...this is worst then that one time they got high and started to..umm...well, I rather not say...Um...Read on!
Disclaimer: I own Nix, Shade and Me. Do I own James Patterson? HELL YEAH! JP: *Shakes head sadly* she's not right in the head..I own Maximum Ride and no one owns me. Me: WTF? I thought we had an agreement! godammit, this is like the third time this week, Jp! Do I own Stephanie Myer? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! Don't make me get my bitch slap out! SM: Again, she's not right in the head. I own Twilight and No one owns me. Sorry.
Shade: Yeah...She had way too much sugar...-sigh- I present Chapter one of Blessed Once, Cursed Forever! Enjoy!
Maximum Ride
Oh God No. Please God. Oh dear God! No, No, NO! This is not happening.
I glance at the wreck. The mess. The thing that ended my family. My only blood related family. Gone. Forever.
Your probably confused and thinking, 'WTF is she talking about?' Am I right? Yeah, I tend to be. Anyway. Let me back up. Start from the beginning.
I was with them in the car, Ella in the passenger seat, I in the back and Mom driving. Ella chatting endlessly, Mom supposedly listening (I knew better though), and I looking out the car window into the sunny town of Phoenix, Arizona.
We were going to go visit Mom's sister, Jamie.
The Thirty-Two year old middle aged female was in the hospital with several broken ribs.
Jamie had fell, two stories, while cleaning out some gutters and had lost her balance for a split second. The split second was enough though, because Jamie was plummeting toward the ground, the impact of the ground breaking several ribs and knocking her unconscious.
Her daughter, Ashley, had found her there lying there unmoving when she came back from school and she quickly called an ambulance and the closest relatives next to her.
The closest relatives being Dr. Martinez and Ella. I just happened to be with them when this accident had occurred. Lovely.
I was a friend Ella's, staying with her while my parents were on a cruise. At least, that was my cover story.
We were a few minutes away from the hospital when IT happened.
We were smoothly rolling along the road, when something came out of nowhere and smacked against the vehicle, knocking mom out of control and sending us of the road and into a small field nearby.
With a loud shrill, 'SCREECH!' the vehicle was flipping over. Turning circles again and again, making me unbelievably dizzy.
I saw flashes of color. The sky a light, cloudless blue, the sun shining brightly and then the car would flip over again and I would see brief shards of grass and bugs, looking like they were trying to get away as fast as possible.
A quick, sharp jab to my arm told me it was broken in several places and I had to bite my lip from crying out.
'Pain is just a message. Pain is just a message. Pain is just a message. Pain is just a Message. Pain is just a Mess-' In the middle of my rant I was cut off by a loud, high pitched, agonizing scream and I jerked my head to the general direction of the front, just in time to hear bones being snapped when the car lurched forward, landing upside down before coming to a complete stop.
Mom was limp in the front seat, handing upside down, held in by her seat belt.
That's when everything around me seemed to blur and In slow motion, I saw a small, but visible piece of glass cut loose from the floor and I watched in horror as it cuts deeply into Mom's unsuspecting throat, killing her immediately in her unconscious state.
I turn my head and end up facing the passenger seat, where I see Ella barely conscious, her heart beating faintly, but enough for me to hope the ambulances would come soon to save her.
As if on cue, I hear sirens in the background. I almost sigh in relief but then I make the mistake of looking at Mom's broken body and all I want to do is crawl up in a ball and die. Several tears slip out.
The sirens are closer and I jump into action. Ignoring my own injuries, I use me feet to kick open the door.
It wouldn't have worked if it wasn't already half torn. I shift slightly and then I'm on top of clean, mowed grass and it almost makes me close my eyes and just give up, because its so much more comfortable then the broken vehicle.
I use my good working arm, wincing when I realize my forehead is gashed open and I'm bleeding heavily from it.
I know from the past that this could make me pass out in mere minutes.
I'm up and on the passenger side, the door torn off, revealing a now unconscious Ella. I unbuckle her and catch her with my good arm, using my legs to keep balance.
I lay Ella down on the soft grass and am I panic when I see the grass go from forest green to blood red. I look around, noticing how far we traveled off the road.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see a small, area surrounded by trees and I make a decision.
I dimly notice flashing lights in the distance and then I'm running, running as if my life depended on it, which it could very well be.
I retreat into the small area and when I'm safely hidden, I tear off my pant legs and gently press it on my forehead. When I'm sure the blood has stopped flowing from my gash, I force my head to look at the accident I had fled from, mentally scolding myself for being a coward.
I see Ella, now on a cot with wheels and see people with tools, trying to retrieve my Mom's body, the one dangling from her seatbelt and I sit down slowly.
I'm painfully aware at how blurred and dizzy everything seems. I wipe my eyes with my hand s and then, I am fully hit with the knowledge that I have no Mother and possibly, no sister.
My Amazing, wonderful Mother is gone, I think, before I'm sobbing my heart out.
The dizziness is feeling stronger and I want to slap myself for not stopping any other life threatening injuries that would make me faint from blood loss.
I have a second to think, 'I'm going to die.' and then I'm sucked into a what seems like a dark pit that never ends and I welcome it with relief.
If I had managed to stay awake, I would've noticed one inhumanly gorgeous man with golden butterscotch eyes scoops Ella up and off the ground with grace and he's gone in the lighting speed, vanishing with Ella.
A mile away, hopping into a dark vehicle with indented windows, the gorgeous, pale skinned and blond hair, butter scotched eyed Vampire laid Ella down, lifting her wrist up and no hesitation, sank his teeth in her veins.
The transformation had begun.
Me: -still cat fighting with Nix- YOU SHOULD GO STICK A STRAW IN A JUICE BOX AND SU-
Shade: -covers mouth- Weren't you the one scolding Nix earlier about the innocent children reading this?
Nix: -snickers-
Me: -Glares at them- SCREW THE CHILDREN!
Shade & Nix: -rolls eyes-
Me: I just noticed. Why the Fuck did I start a new fanfiction? I'm already writing a Harry Potter/Maximum Ride Crossover...
Nix: ...
Shade: ...
Edward: 'Cause you can't resist the SPARKLES! -starts sparkling-
Me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Shade: OMG! IT'S EDWARD CULLEN! LET'S KILL HIM, THAT SON OF A BITCH! -picks up pitch fork- FOR NARNIA!
Nix: And you said I have Problems...-sigh-
Random Person: HEY LOOK! ITS JUSTIN BEIBER!
Nix: JUSTIN BEAVER? WHERE? -brings out shot gun- BEAVER FOR DINNER! YES! -runs off-
Ash: This is like a repeat of last week! *Shudders* I'm going to stop them before they end up in jail for obvious reasons. -Chases after the girls-
Cooper: They forgot me again, dammit! Why do I get left behind? Fine. I'll do the good part. The begging. Here goes, Read and Re-
Justin Beaver: REVEIW! godammit! MY NAME IS NOT JUSTIN BEAVER...-Sees Nix-
ITS THAT CRAZY BITCH AGAIN! -Runs away, singing a song about Beavers-
Until Next time,
R&R!
