1) I am no longer permitted to have "sleepovers" with Pluto.

- Bassy scolded me about bestial-something-or-other…

- So did Will.

2) I can no longer get away with the "pitiful useless butler" act.

- They let me commit suicide now. T.T

3) I am not allowed to use the Cinematic Records to spy on Sebas-Chan,

- Or Undertaker,

- Or Ronald.

- Otherwise William will hit me with his hedge trimmer.

- So will Bassy.

4) Giving my scythe an unwarranted "upgrade" apparently is a no-no;

- No matter how much more deathly efficient it will be.

- If I do so, I will have to use the safety scissors… Again.

5) The Death Bookmark is for professional use only.

- I am not allowed to touch it;

- Unless William gives it to me with Sebas-Chan's book.

- The pink pen works.

- I have a dirty mind. ;D

6) I am no longer welcome at the Phantomhive manor;

- Especially not in Bassy's room.

- Not after what happened last time…

7) Nor am I to communicate with the lucky* Young Earl.

- This includes doing his bidding;

- Even if he offers me Sebas-Chan.

* Why does he get all the handsome men? T.T

8) I am not allowed instruct little children on how to use a death scythe.

9) Nor am I to use said scythe to persuade them into giving me their clothes.

- Though Bassy doesn't seem to mind, as long as I wear them.

10) My relationship with Will is strictly professional;

- Outside his office. ;D

11) What happens during William's "overtime" is to stay in his office.

12) Just because it is acceptable during Will's overtime does not mean that it is appropriate while we're on the job;

- Especially not in front of the new trainees.

13) Being an actress does not justify "exotic dancing"; therefore, practicing outside the house is bad.

- Doing so at work is not considered a "productive use of my time" and will result in my demotion.

- Despite the attention I receive by Will and Ronald.

14) I am not allowed to add pre-mature souls to the To-Die List.

- William doesn't care how much they piss me off

- Or what Sebas-Chan has done with them.

15) Nor am I allowed to kill Ciel…

- Without Bassy's permission;

- Or Elisa-brat.

16) I may not sell reaper scythes as garden tools for discount prices.

17) Nor may I sell garden tools to reapers in place of death scythes.

18) Dressing up as the Cheshire cat may attract Bassy's attention, but it is ineffective once the costume comes off.

- The ears and tail must be attached.

19) Murdering the cameraman for filming me without my makeup will unfortunately get me fired,

- Or in jail.

20) Where I pull my chainsaw from is to remain a secret…

- The others can't explain it either.

21) Stealing clothes off of corpses is wrong…

- Even though Madam Red's coat looks so much better on me.

22) William won't let me cut my hair any shorter.

- He says it's "unprofessional"

- I think Will just likes it better long… :3

23) Demons are not allowed around the office,

- William would personally see to their termination;

- Sebas-chan is no exception to the rule…

24) I am not to drag the other reapers on shopping sprees while on duty.

- Ronald is the only one that doesn't mind…

25) Burying Undertaker in salt gets me nowhere…

- Except into one of his coffins… ;D