xXKuroNekoXx: Here's one no one's read before! A Fruits Basket musical!
Editor: Feh.
xXKNXx: What do you mean, 'Feh.'!?
Editor: Seen it before.
xXKNXx: Well…TOO BAD! I'm writing it anyway! So, here's 'Anything you can do' from the musical, 'Annie get your gun'. Furuba style!
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Yuki: Anything you can do, I can do better.
Kyo: Ha!
Yuki: I can do anything…better than you.
Kyo: No you can't.
Yuki: Yes I can.
Kyo: No you can't!
Yuki: Yes I can!!!
Kyo: No you can't!
Yuki: Yes I can, YES I CAN!!!
Kyo: Anything you can be, I can be greater, sooner or later, I'm greater than you!
Yuki: No you're not.
Kyo: Yes I am.
Yuki: No you're not!
Kyo: Yes I am!
Yuki: N you're NOT!
Kyo: Yes I am, YES I AM!!!
Kyo: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge! (Gets out gun and shoots Kureno in face)
xXKNXx: CUT!!! (Walks over to dead Kureno, looks to Kyo) Kyo-kun, how could you? Now we have to bring him back to life.
Kureno: (Sits up) I'm alive and horribly disfigured!
xXKNXx: Never mind. (Sits in directors chair) ACTION!
Yuki: I can get a sparrow! With a bow and Arrow! (Pulls out bow and arrow)
Kureno: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Runs out of studio)
Yuki, Kyo, and xXKNXx: o.O…
Kyo: Um…I can live on bread and cheese!
Yuki: And only on that?
Kyo: Yeah.
Yuki: So can a rat.
Kyo: Grrrrr…Any note you can reach, I can go higher…Hey! You said we'd skip this part!
xXKNXx: Yeah, let's skip this. I don't feel like hearing Yuki hit a high F.
Yuki: Anything you can say, I can say softer. I can say anything, softer than you.
Kyo: No you can't. (Softly)
Yuki: Yes I can. (Softer)
Kyo: No you can't. (Softer)
Yuki: Yes I can. (Even softer)
Kyo: No you can't. (Even even softer)
Yuki: Yes I can. (Softest) YES I CAN!
Kyo: I can drink my liquor, faster than a flicker!
Yuki: I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker!
Kyo: I can open any safe!
Yuki: Without being caught?
Kyo: Sure.
Yuki: That's what I thought, you crook!
Yuki: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer. I can hold any note longer than you.
Kyo: No you can't.
Yuki: Yes I can.
Kyo: No you can't.
Yuki: Yes I can, Yes I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I----
Kyo: At same time No Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Cough cough)
Yuki: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I---------
Kyo:( Gasping for breath)
Yuki: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I---------
Kyo: (Drinks bottle of water) So, when's he going to stop?
xXKNXx: (shrugs) Until he runs out of air, I guess. Want to go get some lunch?
Kyo: Sure.
Yuki: (Still singing)
15 minutes later
Kyo: Thanks for the lunch.
xXKNXx: No prob.
Kyo: (Stands in place)
Yuki: I-I-I-I-I-I can! (gasp)
Kyo: Yes you can!
Yuki: Bleh (Dies)
Kyo: (Does weird Anime jump thing) YES!
xXKNXx: CUT! (walks over to Yuki and kicks him )Yep. He's dead alright. Well, that's a wrap! We'll pick up the body tomorrow. Now where's Kureno? I need to shoot something.
Kyo: (Shrugs, walks off with xXKNXx and Editor)
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xXKuroNekoXx: What's you think?
Editor: It sucks.
xXKNXx: Yeah, I know.
