xXKuroNekoXx: Here's one no one's read before! A Fruits Basket musical!

Editor: Feh.

xXKNXx: What do you mean, 'Feh.'!?

Editor: Seen it before.

xXKNXx: Well…TOO BAD! I'm writing it anyway! So, here's 'Anything you can do' from the musical, 'Annie get your gun'. Furuba style!

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Yuki: Anything you can do, I can do better.

Kyo: Ha!

Yuki: I can do anything…better than you.

Kyo: No you can't.

Yuki: Yes I can.

Kyo: No you can't!

Yuki: Yes I can!!!

Kyo: No you can't!

Yuki: Yes I can, YES I CAN!!!

Kyo: Anything you can be, I can be greater, sooner or later, I'm greater than you!

Yuki: No you're not.

Kyo: Yes I am.

Yuki: No you're not!

Kyo: Yes I am!

Yuki: N you're NOT!

Kyo: Yes I am, YES I AM!!!

Kyo: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge! (Gets out gun and shoots Kureno in face)

xXKNXx: CUT!!! (Walks over to dead Kureno, looks to Kyo) Kyo-kun, how could you? Now we have to bring him back to life.

Kureno: (Sits up) I'm alive and horribly disfigured!

xXKNXx: Never mind. (Sits in directors chair) ACTION!

Yuki: I can get a sparrow! With a bow and Arrow! (Pulls out bow and arrow)

Kureno: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Runs out of studio)

Yuki, Kyo, and xXKNXx: o.O…

Kyo: Um…I can live on bread and cheese!

Yuki: And only on that?

Kyo: Yeah.

Yuki: So can a rat.

Kyo: Grrrrr…Any note you can reach, I can go higher…Hey! You said we'd skip this part!

xXKNXx: Yeah, let's skip this. I don't feel like hearing Yuki hit a high F.

Yuki: Anything you can say, I can say softer. I can say anything, softer than you.

Kyo: No you can't. (Softly)

Yuki: Yes I can. (Softer)

Kyo: No you can't. (Softer)

Yuki: Yes I can. (Even softer)

Kyo: No you can't. (Even even softer)

Yuki: Yes I can. (Softest) YES I CAN!

Kyo: I can drink my liquor, faster than a flicker!

Yuki: I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker!

Kyo: I can open any safe!

Yuki: Without being caught?

Kyo: Sure.

Yuki: That's what I thought, you crook!

Yuki: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer. I can hold any note longer than you.

Kyo: No you can't.

Yuki: Yes I can.

Kyo: No you can't.

Yuki: Yes I can, Yes I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I----

Kyo: At same time No Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Cough cough)

Yuki: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I---------

Kyo:( Gasping for breath)

Yuki: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I---------

Kyo: (Drinks bottle of water) So, when's he going to stop?

xXKNXx: (shrugs) Until he runs out of air, I guess. Want to go get some lunch?

Kyo: Sure.

Yuki: (Still singing)

15 minutes later

Kyo: Thanks for the lunch.

xXKNXx: No prob.

Kyo: (Stands in place)

Yuki: I-I-I-I-I-I can! (gasp)

Kyo: Yes you can!

Yuki: Bleh (Dies)

Kyo: (Does weird Anime jump thing) YES!

xXKNXx: CUT! (walks over to Yuki and kicks him )Yep. He's dead alright. Well, that's a wrap! We'll pick up the body tomorrow. Now where's Kureno? I need to shoot something.

Kyo: (Shrugs, walks off with xXKNXx and Editor)

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xXKuroNekoXx: What's you think?

Editor: It sucks.

xXKNXx: Yeah, I know.