Me: I don't know where I'm going with this! Just had the idea and decided to write it down and see what other people thought!
Nix: Great, Crazy, Fucking Bitch has another story to upload. I feel sorry for the readers/reviewers.
Me: You calling me crazy fucking bitch? You're the Fucking Queen of Bitches!
Nix: Tsk, Tsk, That was Harsh young cricket. You're learning.
Me: -grins- Only from the best.
Nix: that is what I'm talking about, young cricket. -looks pleased with herself-
Me: No, you damn Moron, I'm talking about The one and only Maximum Ride.
Nix: -fuming- What the Fuck is wrong with you? ANOTHER MAXIMUM RIDE CROSSOVER?
Me: Yup!
Nix: ...
Me: I have an idea for PJO/MR crossover too! Oh and A HP/PJO crossover that's been stuck in my head for awhile.
Nix: -muttering- Fucking basterd.
Me: That's not nice! -sticks tongue out-
Nix: You want a piece of me, bitch? Bring it!
Me: You better believe I will! -Lunges at Nix-
Shade: -evil grin- I suddenly have the urge to lock these two in a room and film it...money is coming to mama! -escapes through the shadows-
Me: Did you Hear something?
Nix: Just your screams when I stab in the back -smiles angelically-
Me: Not if I get you first! -Jumps up with Knife-
Ash: CHICK FIGHT! YEAH!
Mysterious person: Oh, god! Not again...-sigh-
Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride or Harry Potter
Prologue
It was a dark and stormy night. Naturally, it seems, stuff happens on dark, stormy nights. Bad stuff.
You see, it just isn't right for the sun to be shining brightly, the sky, light and cloudless and the birds chirping loudly to one another and find disaster waiting on the particular happy day. No, that just won't do, now will it? Exactly. Point across. Where was I?
So, yes it was a dark and stormy night. On the edge of London, a small town could be seen. The small wasn't much, rather run down.
But your not here to hear such things! No, of course not, let us move on, fast forward a bit.
Ah! Here we are! As I was saying, in this run down town, there was a house. Of course there are lots of houses in a town, but this house is the one were here about.
The house on the outside was grungy, as the other houses down the neighborhood were. Little dim and looked abandoned. But abandoned it was not. Inside this grim house was a small family, a mother, a father and two sons. Though you might not have noticed if you were a guest, but this family was not normal. Far from it, but they hid their secret well, not a human being suspected. Not one.
Unlike lots of secrets, this one was hugely shared. In fact there was a whole world included In this secret.
This secret was dangerous though, because with a secret to keep, people were put to their doom when it spilled. Or it could be the huge, 'A dark lord is coming soon!' thing that everyone doesn't believe. Who knows?
The secret was ancient, passed on by blood. Secret, magical blood. Yes Magical.
You're probably going, "What the Hell are you talking about?' well to those who are, no doubt, thinking that right now, shut your trap, stop your train of thought and listen as if the world depended on it, Because the world just might depend on it.
When I say magical, I mean witches and wizards.
For those who might've just started laughing like this was some big joke, well, news to y'all, I'm not joking, neither am I insane. (A/N Nix: SHE IS TOO INSANE! Shade: and your not?)
I'm talking wand-holding-spell-muttering witches and wizards. Yes you heard me, your ears are not clogged, unless you heard something along the lines of, 'The rainbow just crapped a skittle' then you need to clean out your ears right now.
Done? Good.
You heard Magical witches and wizards. Now, best be back to the story.
However the father was a muggle, meaning a non-magical being, making their sons half-wizard, half-muggle. This did not bother Father, nor mother I the slightest. Their first born son, Severus, was already accepted into Hogwarts, school of magic. His first day being September 1st, tomorrow.
Their second born was asleep in his comfortable crib, he, being two month old. Oddly, Ash, their second born, was quiet. Ash had cried twice since he was born, which was a proudly kept record. The quiet was nice to have in the house. Mother and Father were proud to say, Severus, emotionless Severus, was quite attached. Though he didn't show it often, Severus liked having a younger brother, which was remarkable.
On this dark and stormy night, the events that happened was terribly heart-breaking to all who knew handsome, quiet Ash.
Dear Readers,
This is a warning. For those who don't like sad chapters, this is not for you, but you can't read ahead and not know exactly what happened, so, you can read and cry your heart out or you close this, never to be opened again. Your choice. With that said and done, let us continue.
A man in his mid-forties stood tall, his skin, pale in the dark, outside this house in the dead of night. He was facing a bedroom window, this particular bedroom window belonging to baby Ash.
He pulled out a small, slender stick and with a flick, Ash's window was opened. The man grinned, a grin that would've made any dark lord scared. With another flick of the small, slender stick, the man held a silent baby Ash.
Making sure the window was shut, he slipped away in the dark and not a sound was heard from the tiny, sleeping baby in his arms.
The man gave a smirk, at the easy, successful mission and with a glance at the old house, the man, clutching the baby tightly, as an faintly audible, 'pop!' was heard, the man vanished, never to be seen or heard from again, taking baby Ash with him.
Me: Ok, this idea was just random. I'm making this up as I go along, people! So don't expect weekly updates.
Nix: Actually, don't expect any updates at all from this lazy slug.
Me: -slaps Nix- That was uncalled for!
Nix: So was Hobknocker!
Me: ... Hey! So, want to go moose hunting?
Nix: What? Huh..Yeah! BRING IT BABY! Loser pays 50 bucks!
Me: -thinks- YES! Your so going down!
Me & Nix: -Grab shot gun and run to the nearest lake-
Ash: Somehow, they forgot were in Kansas...How their going to catch a moose is a mystery to me...
Nix: -appears out of nowhere, carrying a moose by the tail- How's that for big sucker!
Me: -holds up a mix between a beaver and a moose- How's that? I found a new species!
Nix: -drops moose- Aww! It's so cute! -a minute later- OW! IT BIT ME! THAT FUCKING THING BIT ME!
Me: -howling with laughter- OMG! I AM SO KEEPING IT!
Ash: I underestimate those two...How did I end up babysitting them tonight anyway?
Shade: -snickers- The world may never know..the world may never know...
Ash: You A**HOLE!
Shade: ...Crap...Um, R&R?
