The Rocky Horror Picture Show…HP Style!

Author's Note: Okay, guys. I'm back. This is my first story in a long time, and I know that there's plenty of stories on here that are like this one. I HAVE read them, and am going to try to make this different. Anyway, this is my first RHPS story, and my first crossover. I just thought that it would be pretty funny, so please enjoy. And, Dumbledore's not dead. Bonus points to any reviewer who gets the reference to RHPS.

Summary: In the Golden Trio's 7th year, Hogwarts decides to put on The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Watch the madness ensue!

Disclaimer: Don't own. But Frank N Furter and Eddie RULE!

Prologue

"I wonder what's taking Dumbledore so long to speak." Harry said, waiting patiently for Dumbledore.

"I dunno, but I wish that Dumbledore would hurry up! I'm starving!" Ron said, rubbing his stomach.

Hermione rolled her eyes as she turned to the teacher's table.

Dumbledore clapped his hands twice to get everyone's attention. "Attention, everyone! Before we begin our magnificent feast, I am proud to announce that this year, Hogwarts will be putting on its first musical. The faculty and I have discussed it, and the musical is "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"! Now, auditions will be in the Great Hall on Friday, September 15th, at 7:30 pm. Due to the graphic nature of the play, only 5th, 6th, and 7th years may audition. You may not sing any songs from the musical when you audition. If you have any questions, the play director, Professor O'Brien, will be happy tot answer them. And now, on to dinner!"

As Dumbledore sat down, the Great Hall again filled with conversation.

Hermione turned to Harry and Ron, grinning. "I can't wait to audition! I love the movie and the play!" She looked at Harry and Ron's confused faces in disbelief. "You've never seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show?"

Harry shook his head, and Ron said, "No, but if it's only open to 5th, 6th, and 7th years, it's got to be good! I'm going to audition, too! What about you, Harry?"

Harry shrugged and said, "Sure, why not?"

Hermione smiled. This is going to be so much fun with Harry and Ron auditioning, too!

TBC…

Kay, guys. Next chapter is the auditions! Please R&R! NO FLAMES, unless they are constructive criticism! No saying, "Your story sucks!" or anything like that. Thanks for reading.