It was the last day of summer and everybody dreaded this day. Sasuke was sleeping peacefully in his bed, when he heard a noise and he slowly gets up, rubs his eyes and sees his best-friend Naruto writing on his closest door. This is something that they do a lot, they write on Sasuke's walls and when they are done they paint over it. He has a walk in closet and Naruto is standing inside the closest, he notices Saskue.
"Wassup?" Naruto said smiling.
"What the hell are you doing in my room? Get out." He said in a sleepy voice.
"No, I wanted to finish the list." He said while he continued to write.
"What list?" Sasuke asked, and Naruto smiled and opened the closet door so sasuke could see.
"This list." Naruto said. Sasuke looked in confusion as he seen his and Naruto's name at the top and at the bottom are a list of names.
"What the hell is that?" Sasuke asked.
"Well since we're both single, and the end of summer party is today, I made a list of all the available girls that are going to be there. And since I don't want us to get mixed up with the same girl, I made a list so we can be careful". Naruto explained while going into Sasuke's bathroom and getting his tooth brush and handing it to him. Sasuke rolls his eyes, gets up and takes it and walks to the bathroom. After about 5 or 6 minutes he walks back out and lays back down.
"Okay I get Sakura, Hinata, TenTen even though she isn't really someone I would consider, but you never know. The girls on every sport team, and also half the girls on the cheer team. But we could mix and match with them. Ino's aunt Asami is so hot, Mikoto-"
"Whoa whoa whoa, Mikoto like... my mom Mikoto". Sasuke interrupted lifting his head up.
"Yeah she's my mom fantasy." Sasuke groans and puts a pillow on his head. "Sasuke! Your mom is a total Milf, besides I gave you grandma Tsunade." Naruto said pointing to her name on Sasuke's list. Sasuke looks at Naruto with confusion and disgust. "I also get Ayame from Ichiraku."
"Now your list is Ino, Karin, Mei, Jugo because like I said you never know." Sasuke looked like he was about to punch Naruto. "The slackers and rebels that hang by the dumpsters, and the other half of the girls on the cheer team. Also Temari. But like I said we could mix and match, except for the girls at the top." Naruto said happily.
"I can see why you gave me Ino, Mei and Karin. I can even see Jugo. But why give me the trash?" Sasuke said still laying down.
"Because everyone knows that I'm better looking than you, and I also have a better personality." Naruto said and looked at Sasuke's clock. "Damn get dress we're going to meet some of the guys for breakfast at Ichiraku." Naruto said before leaving. Sasuke looks at the list again and groans.
"Groaning this early in the morning? What the matter baby brother?" Itachi said holding a mug and sipping it. Sasuke points to list and Itachi goes and studies it. He laughs and Sasuke rolls his eyes.
"It's not funny Itachi. If he actually thinks I'm going to follow this list, or even do this list." Sasuke said angrily
"Ah come on, it's funny. Besides Ino's cute, Karin's obsessed, and Jugo is devoted. I thinks your list is pretty solid, unlike Naruto who thinks Sakura will go out with him. I can understand Hinata, but not TenTen." He said taking another sip of his drink. Then he gets to Mikoto.
"Is this mom?" Itachi asked and Sasuke nodded.
"Tell Naruto if he gets our mom, I get his." Sasuke groans and gets up and leaves while Itachi is laughing.
(A/N: I originally wasn't going to post this, but my sister said it was funny and I should so here it goes.)
