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One day, Shrek walked down the swamp and saw Donkey. Shrek smiled and said, "Hey Donkey!" His heart was pounding but he hid it. Donkey said, "Heya Shrek!" Donkey loved Shrek but he hid it as well. "Funny you just showed up, I was thinking if we could have a sleepover." Shrek said. "Of course!" Said Donkey.
They went to Shrek's place. "Make yourself at home." Shrek said. Donkey was tired from walking so he went in Shrek's bed. Shrek follows behind him, he is also tired. They got in the same bed. Shrek takes off his clothes (not underwear) and lies down.
Shrek sneakily takes off his underwear and penetrates Donkey. "Oh Donkey" he says. He proceeds to fuck Donkey harder and harder. Donkey smiles, and he dies.
Fiona walks in the room. Shrek sees her. "I'm sorry Fiona." He says as he pulls out his pump action shotgun. He proceeds to blow Fionas brains out. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
