Disclaimer: I don't own Gilderoy Lockhart, Caeser, Lenin, Alexander the Great, Kennedy, Lenin, the Fab Four, Lula or any of those mentioned. You could've guessed that…

Favourite Book List by Gilderoy Lockhart

1- The Wit and Wisdom of Gilderoy Lockhart by Gilderoy Lockhart.

2- My Struggles and How I Overcome Them and Became the Most Wonderful Person of All Time by Gilderoy Lockhart.

3- How to Be Modest by Gilderoy Lockhart.

4- Lessons I Learned From Gilderoy Lockhart: Interviews with Napoleon, Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, Julius Ceasar, Winston Churchill, Lenin, John Kennedy etc.

5- The Gilderoy Lockhart Cookbook – How to Eat Plenty of Pizza, Pasta and Potatoes for Breakfast, Lunch and Supper and Lose Weight.

6- Lockhartmania – the True Story of the Fab Four - Gilderoy "Paul" Lockhart, Gilderoy "John" Lockhart, Gilderoy "George" Lockhart and Gilderoy "Ringo" Lockhart.

7- How I Invented Harry Potter, Dumbledore, J.K. Rowling and Hermione Whateverhernameis by Gilderoy Lockhart.

8- Love Poems by Gilderoy Lockhart (dedicated to Gilderoy Lockhart)

9- The Lockhart Diaries – the Inside Story of Gilderoy Lockhart by Gilderoy Lockhart as told to Gilderoy Lockhart.

10. Lula and Lockhart – a Study in Humility.

A/N: Lula is the Brazilian president. Believe me, he's just as stupid and conceited as Lockhart, unfortunately he's not quite as good looking…