Star Trek:

The Artemis Fowl Incident

Based on Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer and Star Trek by Gene Roddenberry.

Haven City, The Lower Elements

Holly Short was sitting in her office. The whole day had gone by without one case. It was extremely quiet in the office. Mulch had gone to get a bite to eat, and it was very late so she decided against calling Artemis. She was about to go find Mulch when there was a knock on the door. She went to open the door and was extremely surprised. She was face to face with Wing Commander Vinyaya.

"Hello Holly," Vinyaya said. "How's life been treating you?"

"To tell you the truth commander, life has been boring me stiff. We haven't had a case in weeks," Holly said.

"Well, you'll be glad that I came. We have a case for you, Captain," Vinyaya said.

The commander's comment startled Holly. She had called her captain, a rank she abandoned months ago.

"What is it?" asked Holly.

"I'll give you two words. Care to guess?" asked Vinyaya.

Holly knew instantly. She felt it.

"Artemis Fowl?" she asked in barely more than a whisper.

"Yes. We have found some activity coming from Fowl Manner. The same kind of activity we would find at a demon appearance," said the commander.

"That's odd. I'll check it out for you. Let's just hope Mulch shows up in time to get some action," Holly said as Mulch walked through the door.

"Holly, what's with the officers?" Mulch asked, extremely confused.

"Mulch, let's get moving. Commander Vinyaya has given us a case," Holly said as soon as she noticed him.

"All right, but where are we headed?" asked Mulch.

"Fowl Manner," Holly said.

"Actually, we have one stop before that," Vinyaya said.

"Where? Police Plaza?" Holly asked, confused.

"No, somewhere else entirely," Vinyaya said, smiling.

Vinyaya's Shuttle, Haven City, The Lower Elements

"We'll be arriving shortly," Vinyaya said.

"Where are we going?" Mulch asked for the fifteenth time.

"Well, if it's the only way to shut you up, I guess I'll tell you. We're heading to Section 8," Vinyaya said. Seeing the looks of confusion on their faces, she added, "It is an elite branch of the L.E.P. that focuses on demonology, but we have had our share of "normal" missions."

"What do you guys need us for?" Mulch asked.

"You guys have better relations with Fowl. As I recall, you call him from time to time," Vinyaya said. "When we get to the base, we'll have someone better qualified than me to explain it," she continued.

"Who would that be?" Holly asked.

Vinyaya did not answer to that. Instead, she flew the shuttle towards a rock formation. Holly couldn't figure out what Vinyaya was doing. She couldn't have gone to all this way to just kill them and her own party of troops. When they should have crashed into the rocks, nothing happened except for a soft electrical buzz.

"Holograms," Holly sighed with relived.

Vinyaya then landed the shuttle and they all got out and walked down a long narrow hallway.

When they reached a large door, Vinyaya put her hand on a wall panel and said, "The scanner not only scans my DNA, but checks for my pulse. That way no one could get in, even if they cut off my hand."

"So much paranoia in one place. I think I know who your chief engineer is," said Holly, smiling.

As the door opened, a four legged someone walked out and gave Holly a bear hug.

"Foaly," Holly said happily.

"How are you doing Holly?" Foaly said happily.

"Great Foaly,"Holly said. "What are you doing here? What about your old job?"

"I tried to work for Sool. He is destroying everything Julius built," Foaly said bitterly. Turning to Mulch, he asked, "How have you been, Mulch?"

"Fine donkey boy," Mulch said as Holly rolled her eyes.

"What's is going on around here? When do we get a full explanation?" Holly asked.

"We have been tracking Artemis and his household, and we have been picking up suspicious readings," Foaly stated.

"Suspicious in what way, Foaly," Holly asked.

"The scans picked up a beam of energy that created the molecular structure of a small object," Foaly said.

"Well, we should be investigating at the moment," Holly said, turning to grab one of the shuttles.

"Wait a minute, Foaly is going with you. He should see the area himself and do as full scan of the surrounding area," Vinyaya said.

"OK commander. Let's move out," Foaly said.

Fowl Manner, Ireland

When they arrived, they hid the shuttle in a neaby cave. The three of the headed to the door and knocked. The door opened to reveal a very large man.

"Hey Butler," Mulch said cheerfully.

"Mulch, you old reprobate. Good to see you. Good to see you two, Holly." Butler said smiling slightly. He turned to said, "Foaly! What are you doing here and not at Sector 8?"

"Vinyaya sent me here– wait a minute. How do about Sector 8?" Foaly said, surprised.

"Artemis will explain later. He's in his bedroom. Come on in," Butler said.

The group came inside and walked up the staircase. When they entered

Artemis' room, he was meditating.

"Hello Holly, Mulch. Foaly, what brings you here? Vinyaya's orders?" Artemis asked.

Foaly nodded, then asked, "How do you and Butler know about Sector 8?"

"You shouldn't spy on me. I just spiked your computer and entered the system," Artemis said. "Now down to business. Why are you here?"

"What has been happening around here lately? We picked up some readings of a molecular transporter device," Foaly asked.

"I have no idea what it was. A beam of light appeared and this," Artemis said pointing at the small, blinking device on the nearby table, "appeared."

"Well, it seems to be as tracking device. I suggest it be destroyed as soon as possible," Foaly said.

"Yes, but what if it is exactly what they want? They could be ready to strike as soon as it is disabled," Artemis argued.

"We won't find out if we don't do anything," Holly said, pulling out her Neutrino 3000. She disintegrated the box in one shot. Mere seconds later, several beams of light appeared, and several humanoids stepped out and fired a weapon similar to Holly's Neutrino. Just before she lost consciousness, she could have sworn they had pointed ears.

IRS Talon, Earth Orbit

"We have them, Praetor." a sublieutenant asked the man in the commander's chair.

"It is time we paid a visit to an old friend of mine," the man said. "We should give them to him to give him a sporting chance. Time for us to return to 2292."

"Yes sir," said the lieutenant as they entered time warp.


A/N: How was it? Try and guess who the man is. next chapter soon!