Disclaimer- I don't own the Nightmare before Christmas or any character
Nightmare Before Christmas Interviews
First Victim- Jack
Me: Hi and welcome to my newest story! Nightmare Before Christmas interviews. Our first interviewee… please state your name and occupation.
Jack: My name is Jack Skellington and I am king of Halloween.
Me: Hello, Jack. I didn't know we had royalty around here. Are you married?
Jack: Well, yes, I am. My wife is Sally.
Jack fan girls (In Audience): Aww! There go my hopes of marrying him!
Me; Sorry, girls. Jack has a wife. (Turns to Jack) Next Question: What's it like being undead?
Jack: Uhh, it's kind of fun, but you worry about falling to pieces now and again.
Me: That's a good description. Now, Jack, how'd you become the Pumpkin king?
Jack: My dad was Pumpkin King when I was growing up. On my eighteenth birthday, I became king.
Me: So, Jack. Are you faithful to Sally? (Jack nods) Then who's this other woman?
Jack: I don't have an other woman?
Me: Well, explain this! (Shows him a picture of him and Shock kissing)
Jack: (Hides behind chair, hyperventilating) WHERE'D YOU GET THAT PICTURE?
Me: I have my sources. I emailed it to Sally!
Jack: Tell me you're lying!
Me: No! Not lying!
Sally: (Bursts into the room, carrying a pistol) Jack! You got some explaining to do!
Jack: (Runs out of the room, screaming his skull off. Sally follows close behind, pistol drawn)
Me: Well, that's a wrap. Tune in next time when I interview Sally!
Hook, Line and Sinker: Well, here's the schedule for future chapters.
2nd Chapter- Sally
3rd- Oogie Boogie
4th- Mayor
5th- Lock
6th- Shock
7th- Barrel
8th- Demon Harlequin
9th- I dunno. Any suggestions?
