Patrick's massage "My back!" yelled Patrick as he tried to lay down on his rock. "but-but you don't even have a spine!" squidward said, amazed at his stupidity. The Krusty Krab offered to fund Patrick's massage therapy, but secretly supplied them with the tool that would kill him off for good: Lipozene.
"Come in Mr Star, lay on this rack" said the masseuse, as she began to massage his back. "i can't find your spine!" she said horrified. "it's like i'm rolling dough" she realized with a terrified expression.
Patrick, meanwhile was enjoying the sensation of her hands, but fell asleep regardless. She slipped lipozene in his drink and when he woke and drank, he lost all of his weight immediately. Weak from the sudden weight loss, he collapsed on the rack and instead of pleasure, felt pain as her hands kneaded his flesh like hamburger meat. "Ow!" he cried, but she kept up her "Massage" until his back resembled a rare steak. She procured some A1 sauce and Patrick ran for his life as the crazed masseuse chased him.
He ran to spongebobs house, but his friend stuffed him between two loaves of bread and sent him to the masseuse with an apple in his mouth. With the door locked and the nurse craving his body, he was out of options. For three days they fought tooth and nail for dominance. finally Patric emerged unscathed, with a full stomach and with the massuese nowhere to be seen. Eugene cursed and left, trying to think of another way to kill the pink blob