Modern Warfare 2

If you aren't the host you cannot Quick scope
The final person in S&D gets a health boost
8 out of 10 times a Quick scope/No scope will result in a hit marker
10% of players are annoying little 9 year olds
360's are luck
Over 50% of players are hackers
Optic players are show-off's
People wouldn't Quick scope if it wasn't for Sleight of Hand pro
Claymores don't work
Tactical Insertions are only used for boosting
The killstreaks are way to overpowered
The UMP.45 is the noobiest gun ever
All the assault rifles are overpowered
Putting a silencer on any SMG adds power
The auto aim does more harm than good
MW2 is the most noob friendly game ever
How good you can do is dependant on your connection
The game does not understand if you want to play with your friends, it will put you in separate games
7 out of 10 times the host migration will fail
The maps are designed for campers
Commando only works if they aren't moving or are you have a 4 bar connection
Marathon and Lightweight are used for knifing
The stimulus and resurgence amp packs are terrible and cost too much
The spawn system is brilliant

A/N: I know this isn't a real story but I wanted to do it. I will also do some other CoD games. Please R&R. Thanks.