Just a quick one-shot I wrote in the middle of the night. FMA is not mine. NO PAIRINGS!!!
One night Ed was sitting in a restaurant with Al and Winry. Nothing special, just sitting and ordering food. Ed and Al have their bodies back and have returned to Amestris. This way, Al can actually sit and eat without feeling weird. Winry ordered beef, Al ordered Chicken, and Ed ordered a fish basket. While they were talking, a couple walked into the restaurant and sat down at the booth next to Ed, Al, and Winry. The man had black hair and was wearing a thick cloak. The woman had long brown hair and was nestled in the man's cloak, sitting next to him. The food arrived for The Elrics and Winry.
"Alright, lets dig in!" Ed exclaimed. The black haired man recognized the voice and turned around.
"Fullmetal, is that you?" Mustang asked. Ed choked on a scallop.
"Well Mustang, I see you've found yourself another girl, how many does that make this week? Six?" Ed said. The brown haired girl stood up and slapped the Colonel.
"You pig!" she said, and stormed out of the restaurant.
"Damn you Fullmetal!" Mustang said to Ed, who was at the time, popping a fried shrimp into his mouth, looking proud of himself. "You really shouldn't be eating that shrimp. Some would call it cannibalism." Ed coughed up the shellfish and put on a really pissed off face.
"I'M NOT A SHRIMP!!!"
