The Nightmare Inspector Dating Game
I got this idea after arguing with a rabid Hiruko fangirl about who he "belonged" to. (If you catch my drift ^.~)
Disclaimer: I do not own Nightmare Inspector. If I did, it would've ended differently
Why was he here? Hiruko wondered for the nth time that day, as one-by-one the girls told him about themselves and answered the questions on the entry form. The Baku sighed and closed his eyes, as he recalled exactly what had led him to be here.
"HIRUUUKOOO!"
The shout was accompanied by a loud bang as the door struck against the wall from being too forcefully shoved open.
The clamor was of course enough to wake the boy sleeping in the bed, and he groaned softly, pulling the covers up over his head in a effort to block out the existence of the noisy intruder in his room. Which, of course, was futile – Hifumi would not be ignored.
"Hiruko! Guess what I got!" the older blonde exclaimed excitedly again. When he got no answer, he gripped the bed sheets and yanked them off, revealing the small figure curled up on the bed.
Hiruko, feeling the sheets pried off him, tensed, curling up further into a ball.
"Hiruko! Wake up! This is big news!"
Hiruko had no interest in this "big news." Besides, "big news" to Hifumi was usually pure idiocy to the Baku. But Hifumi wasn't giving up. And he still had one last idea to get Hiruko out of bed. Leaning over the bed, he reached over and yanked the curtains open, allowing the sunlight to land directly on Hiruko's exposed form.
"Nn…sun…it hurts…" the Baku moaned, flinching away from the sunlight and managing to roll off the bed in the process.
Hifumi grinned triumphantly. "Come on, Hiruko! Get up!" he tried again, squatting next to the boy now sprawled out on floor.
"Go away," Hiruko stated, disappearing under the bed.
"Hiruko…" Hifumi was starting to get exasperated now, but it did little to dampen his cheery mood. "Come out here! I got tickets to a talk show game!"
"Go away," Hiruko repeated with more force this time.
Hifumi heaved a theatric sigh. "You're always cooped up in here, always thinking about nightmares; getting out some more will do you some good!" he stated, reaching under the bed to grab the Baku and drag him out. "And you're so gloomy," he continued. "That's why I got these tickets! We're gonna go find you a girlfriend!"
A what?
Hifumi's last statement shocked Hiruko so much that he didn't even fight as he was drug out from under his bed by the arm, down the stairs, and out the door of the tea house. By the time he'd regained his senses, it was too late to turn back.
So now he was stuck participating in this "dating game." Damn Hifumi. Damn himself for letting this happen. Hell, the whole world could be damned as long as Hiruko would be able to go back to the tea house and sleep.
But as the next contestant walked out, Hiruko's tune changed a little. This girl seemed different, somehow…almost interesting. The Baku found himself leaning slightly more forward in his seat, waiting intently for what this girl had to say.
Soooooo…what girl did Hiruko find so interesting? That's for you readers to decide! Go to my profile, fill out the form I posted there, and review/PM me with the completed form! Only one girl can win this dating game!
