TEAM ROCKET'S HAPPY DAY
Jessie, James, and Meowth were sitting around deciding what to do for spring break. James wanted to go to Marti Gras, and Jessie wanted to sit around eating make-up. Yes, make-up. Jessie loved to eat all kinds of make-up.
No one had asked Meowth what he wanted to do. This was pissing Meowth off.
"I say we go to da beach!" Meowth said. Jessie and James agreed.
The trio parted ways at the beach, ready to do their own things.
Jessie went to the seafood restaurant, and bought a big fish. It was a really, really big fish. Then she found a dark, solitary corner where she could speak with the dead fish in peace.
"Oh, my beloved fishy....." Jessie said quietly, holding her fish close to her, "I have longed to be with you. I have often noticed you from a distance, but I have not been able to buy you......I'm so glad I did. I want to spend my life with you."
And suddenly, as if by magic, the fish came to life, and began to speak.
"Oh, Jessie," it said, "I cannot be with you. You and I are too different. I'm not really alive, you are imagining it. You're a crazy little turd and you need to seek help. Please, my darling.....get help. If not for yourself, then for those who love you."
"You wretched thing!" Jessie cried, flinging the dead thing against a wall, "I loved you! And you broke my heart! Why? Why do you treat me so? I shall no longer be your bitch....."
And with that, Jessie flung herself into the sea, which just happened to be swarming with very hungry sharks. They were more than happy to rip Jessie limb from limb and eat her.
Meanwhile, James was at the Seaside Beauty Shop. He had recently decided that he wanted to be a woman, and was trying to find the right shade of lipstick. Eventually, he found a bee-yoo-tiful shade of plum. He payed for it, and began to apply it to him eager lips.
"Oh, I look simply gorgeous!" James said after he had put it on. But he wasn't satisfied. He stripped down, and smeared his entire body with the purple lipstick. He was a bright purple queenie!
Unfortunately, the lipstick had ingredients in it that, when hit by sunlight, turned into acid and burnt through anything. James skin began to sizzle, and slowly melted off. James collapsed on the sand, a dead, sizzling heap.
But our story has not yet ended. What of Meowth? Well, to make it quick, Meowth got Heartburn and...um....died (I'm not feeling very creative anymore.....I wanna go to bed).
-Fin
