9D Christmas Carole
I can't take all the credit for this, because it was a team effort of SJT's 9D homeroom for a school contest. It's to the tune of 'Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer', except for the last verse to the tune of 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'. The little ~~~~ thingys separate the verses.
Santa was making pot roast (pot roast)
On a very snowy night (Canaduh, eh?)
He leaned over on the burner (burner)
It caused his belly to ignite (like a peace pipe)
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He noticed he was on fire (fire)
He rolled around on the floor (like a kitty cat)
No time to eat his dinner (dinner)
So he brought it out the door (in a Ziplock)
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Santa was a busy man
So he used to say,
Pot roast with your taste so right
I'm gonna eat you in my sleigh tonight
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As he delivered presents (presents)
He'd sneak a bite on his way (with Tabasco)
As he sled down the chimney (chimney)
That bite of roast would make him pay (like Klein's government)
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Santa had started choking (choking)
He had a bone lodged in his throat (big as Turkey)
Lucky for the mother (mother)
Was still awake in her housecoat (it was flannel)
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As he was gagging on the beef
He heard the mother say,
Santa, oh my gosh, what's wrong?
Are you going to die today?
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Then his eyes glazed over (over)
And rolled up in his head (like a zombie)
Mom jumped on top of Santa (not that way!)
But Santa was already dead
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THAT'S WHEN
I saw mommy beating Santa Claus
Underneath the Christmas tree last night
How sad it would have been
If someone could've seen
Mommy killing Santa Claus last night
