9D Christmas Carole

9D Christmas Carole

I can't take all the credit for this, because it was a team effort of SJT's 9D homeroom for a school contest. It's to the tune of 'Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer', except for the last verse to the tune of 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'. The little ~~~~ thingys separate the verses.

Santa was making pot roast (pot roast)

On a very snowy night (Canaduh, eh?)

He leaned over on the burner (burner)

It caused his belly to ignite (like a peace pipe)

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He noticed he was on fire (fire)

He rolled around on the floor (like a kitty cat)

No time to eat his dinner (dinner)

So he brought it out the door (in a Ziplock)

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Santa was a busy man

So he used to say,

Pot roast with your taste so right

I'm gonna eat you in my sleigh tonight

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As he delivered presents (presents)

He'd sneak a bite on his way (with Tabasco)

As he sled down the chimney (chimney)

That bite of roast would make him pay (like Klein's government)

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Santa had started choking (choking)

He had a bone lodged in his throat (big as Turkey)

Lucky for the mother (mother)

Was still awake in her housecoat (it was flannel)

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As he was gagging on the beef

He heard the mother say,

Santa, oh my gosh, what's wrong?

Are you going to die today?

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Then his eyes glazed over (over)

And rolled up in his head (like a zombie)

Mom jumped on top of Santa (not that way!)

But Santa was already dead

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THAT'S WHEN

I saw mommy beating Santa Claus

Underneath the Christmas tree last night

How sad it would have been

If someone could've seen

Mommy killing Santa Claus last night