Oh finally... Impending Doom Two has arrived. As irkens gather to an event to start the invasion, one sinister irken ship is traveling through space just to make it there...
As all the lesser irkens gathered in the meeting hall; DOWN came the tallests, with LASERS. Tallest Purple was spazzingly waving at the crowd, "such a lovely audience today..." he said, smiling like a spazz. "and what is with the lasers?" he glances at red, glaring some. He didn't like lasors...
Tallest Red, having much more experience with crowds was waving down at the lesser irkens a satisfied smile plastered on his face. Yes they should all bow down to their tallest it made him feel...powerful. When the equally tall irken spoke beside him he glanced over continuing to wave at the audience. "What's wrong with them? They add Pizazz." He replied giving a reassuring smile to his equal.
"I dont like them." Tallest Purple said, it was just him. He had fear of being zapped in the eye with them, as much as Red was pretty much RIGHT about them adding touch to the meeting hall. He still hated lasers, "someone could get poked in the eye with them." he pouted.
Tallest Red just shook his head, brushing his free hand against the other's in reassurance as they were finally lowered down to the stage. He had no time to really comfort his mate seeing as all of irk was watching, he simply put on a winning smile and hovered off the platform in grace, to a distance that was close to the lessers and would give them the feeling that he was gracing them with his presence, but then again not close enough for them to touch him. "Greetings all of irk!" He shouted in his usual commanding voice. "And welcome for the planet assigning for impending doom two!" He threw out his arms in a wide ark as he finished the extremely short speech.
Tallest Purple smirked some, his lekku twitching some as he gracefully floated closer to Red to only join him of course, "yes, welcome! As you know... Each and every one of you soldiers are apart of this-but! Standing behind us..." he said, pausing so Red could finish the sentence.
"Are much more superior beings, our irken elite soldiers." Tallest Red finished with a flourish of his hand to indicate the line of irkens behind him standing straight and tall, though not as tall as him of course.
Tallest Purple couldn't help but giggle, "not as superior as us, but, yes. These, elites, have been selected to invade..." he paused to make it more dramatic, wondering if his dear Red would complete it, and smirked to allow it. He loved it when they shared sentences, made him feel all tingly.
Tallest Red smirked, the connection between him and his lovely Pur ran deep and he loved it when Pur dropped off sentences to let him finish. "To invade those doomful enemy planets." He said then hovered his way over to the line of soldiers to begin assigning them one by one.
Tallest Purple begun assigning with his cocky Red. And little did they know that someone was arriving LATE, squeezing his little sinister ship to park in a place to get zapped onto the Irk planet and running very quickly to the Hall with uniform tail flapping to the fake winds. The poor Tallest in purple was clueless as he assigned, but he was sure he was MISSING something... What was it that he was missing?
Tallest Red stood behind his equal helping occasionally with the more cruel assignings including the one to skoodge, how dare he be such a short creature. Though as he was about to step forward and announce the assigning over his lekku twitched. He knew that footpattern, and if it hadn't been for that he definately recognized that repeated screaming of "my tallest!", but it couldn't be. He backed up in horror as the small green figure emerged from the sea of normal irkens and he voiced his earlier thought, "It can't be." He whispered in horror, but it was...Zim had arrived.
Poor Tallest Purple also backed and clinged to Red and almost screamed like a girl but didnt dare to infront of their irken audience. Zim had indeed arrive, late... And standing as tall as possible, but still small in his sinister goodness. He panted some, some forms of sweating on his forhead, "Forgive me, my tallests.." he said, taking a bow, "for my lateness. I couldn't find my invitation." he darkly smirked, "but you're lucky I made it all." his mouth was so full of sharp teeth, sharper than any normal irken... It even gave Purple the creeps.
"That's because there was no invitation Zim." Tallest red replied after having recovered, his voice was a little shakey but he was sure only purple would notice, the rest of irk would just pass it off as him being annoyed. He never understood why the small irk was so persistent and in the end it severely creeped him out but he had to be strong for Pur, for the sanity of all irk.
"W-w-weren't you BANISHED?" squawked Tallest Purple as he still clung to Red like a a scared woman. Zim narrowed his eyes, "I escaped..." he smirked, "what did you think? I found out about this. I didn't want o miss it~" Zim cackled some and crossed his arms, he loved scaring Purple. Purple squeaked and hid more behind his far more brave lover.
"How do you just escape? The foodening began a couple of days ago you should still be serving out your life sentence on food courtia for what you did." Red cried pointing accusingly at the lesser irken. Not only was he mad that Zim had returned but the crazy ex invader was frightening HIS Pur. That was HIS job as the other tallests equal, and even after his little pranks he'd shower Purple with love and snacks to make up for it
Zim just smirked, and cackled, "no prison such as FOOD COURTIA will keep the almighty ZIM! You know that well." the rather dark insane irken hissed long and evily as he smirked at the two tallests. The ex-invader intertwined his clawed alien fingers as he grinned. "Don't you?"
Purple shuddered, he knew how dangerous that soldier was. He suggested the SUN but nooooooooooooooooooooo Red decided Food Courtia. He mostly blamed Red for this.
Tallest Red, realizing that his usual demeanor wasn't working the smaller irken, rose to his full height and stepped closer to Zim. This caused a long almost strategically placed shadow to fall across the irken. "Ex-Invader Zim, I suggest that you leave this assigning immediately before I have you thrown into the depths of the massive's least used dungeons. Let's see how easily you get out of there when you are stripped of the usage of your PAK." When Tallest Red had finished his rather scary speach the entire place was dead silent, even the guards were a little scared to step forward.
"Hmmmmmmm~" Zim rubbed his alien chin as if to think about it, then smirked, "What if I don't want to?" he flicked his tongue, he had his ways to get what he wanted. "I am the perfect invader! Even without the PAK, I have my ways."
Tallest Purple wanted this guy to be gotten rid of... And looked to Red, and... suddenly he got an idea; he tapped Red's shoulder, "Pssst, I got a plan." he whispered.
Tallest Red's lower eyelid was twitching and his Lekku were pinned back against his skull, if it weren't for his pride he'd definately have skewered the shorter irken alive and roasted him on the open fires of plutorkia. His head whipped around when he felt the tap on his shoulder, but when he saw that it was only Purple his features softened. "What's the plan?" He whispered back.
The purple tallest continued to whisper as the insane midget irken was busy being well... evil. "We could... send him on a 'mission'. Yes. To a planet far, FAR away from all that is irk. Make him BELIEVE it is a mission to serve the armada-but only tricked so we could no longer deal with him ever again."
Tallest Red's face lit up, though he quickly composed himself as he turned to face the lesser being. "Change of plans Zim." He said, forcing a smile onto his face. "You WILL be assigned a mission." He continued floating over to the large holographic map floating at the back of the stage. "You will be assigned a mission tooo~" He drew out the syllable as he ran his finger over the map, his gaze resting on the sticky note with a question marked planet on it. Yes that was perfect! "To this planet!" He said, stepping aside as he pointed dramatically at the sticky note, yes he was oh so clever picking out this planet, it was far away and nobody knew if it even existed.
Tallest Purple was caressing his digits, watching Red. Ooooh, Red was such a smart genius beast. If only there was a closet or something drag the sexy equal into.
Zim's lekku twitched, hearing the word 'mission' run through his mind. A mission. A mission! Finally he could be recognized and PRAISED for his mightiness! Once he conqures THAT planet, he would come back to make them ALL bow down to him for his mighty fist of doom! His evil grin filled his little evil face so wide it even CURLED, "a secret mission..." he muttered.
Purple smiled, if this couldn't keep Zim away, NOTHING could. Or well.. as far as innocent Pur knew.
"Yes, Zim a secret mission that no other invader was amazing enough to acquire. Or even comprehend." Tallest Red said, he knew he was laying it on a little too thick but he needed Zim to believe this. "Do you accept your mission Zim?"
Zim's creepy evil smile still stayed; if he had a tail, it would be wagging right now. "Yessssssssssssssss... I accept."
"Good" The tallest said before dragging Purple off to the circular platform that had lowered them onto the stage. "Now, All soldiers should report to the launching deck to receive your voot cruisers and Sir Units." His commanding voice boomed before the circular platform carried them up and away from the audience.
Tallest Purple giggled as he was dragged by Red to the platformed and waved to everyone like a spaz.
Meanwhile: at the launching deck, irkens were gathere in a nice straight line to get their invading items...
Tallest Red tugged Pur off the circular platform the second they had been pulled back to ground level by the small elevator. The invaders could wait a few seconds, he tugged the other tallest closer to him planting a couple of light kisses along the stalk of the other's Lekku.
Tallest Purple meeped, and moaned softly to the attention. During that time facing... ZIM again and being reminded of the traumatizing memories of the invader's evilness, he wanted to make out with Red just to RID that horrid memory. He felt so loved and thought that Red might have read his mind about... Privacy, "reddie-pooo~" he churred, purring deeply.
Tallest Red smiled against the other's Lekku when he heard his lover utter the cute nickname. It didn't exactly capture his leadership abilities but it was cute coming from Pur. The red tallest captured the tip of Purple's lekku in his mouth, swiping that serpent-like tongue over it lightly, he loved it when Purple was under his spell like this. The purple tallest could only moan, slightly squirming just to tease the red leader. Pur was so helpless under Red's advancements, but could think of one other thing as his tallest digits brushed against the chest of the more dominant tallest.
Red ran his claw-like digits down the other's extremely thin sides playing lightly at Purple's waist armor as he felt his lover's hands against his chest. He leaned against his all too adorable lover ready to pin him against a wall when a shorter walked in slightly flustered by the sight. "M-my tallest the Soldier's are ready to receive their equipment." The short irken said. The tallest gave a sound that was a slight mixture between a sigh and a growl as he pulled the tip of purple's lekku out of his mouth. "Fine," He growled, putting some space between him and his lover so the less dominant irken could recover.
Purple whined when his beloved pulled away, but sighed. It would have to wait... Yes. He was planning on waiting until AFTER all this to drag the more dominant tallest to an empty room to have some special privacy. But... he wasn't so sure if he could hold back his urges to just simply share irken juices infront of everyone who will be utterly traumatized by it. The purple tallest straightened and cleared his throat, "might as well..."
Red lead the way out of the room, planning on having the short irken fired out of one of the ship's cannons at the nearest sun. Why couldn't he just have his much needed private time with Pur. He sighed, it'd have to wait, he pushed the door open to the launching deck and stepped in, planting a smile on his face that was all too obviously fake. "Welcome Soldier's, I see you've already made a line, please wait your turn to receive a sir unit." He said in the calmest voice he could muster at this point.
Purple followed Red like the good girly superior he was, pretending that nothing happened by pressing one of his digits against his alien lips and looking around. Zim on the other hand was waiting a couple of Irkens away for his SIR unit, being rather impatient as usual. But he had to wait his turn, besides, he's only two irkens away, right?
Red paused as he noticed that Zim having a Sir Unit would give him an advantage, and if he didn't destroy the planet he'd conquer it in no time. "Oh Zim, we'll be giving you a special model Sir Unit." He said, his smile particularly cruel as he said this.
Zim's lekku stiffened, special model? hmmmmmm? "And what would this... Special model be, hmmmmm?" he gave a dark glance, he was rather... Interested in said model. Purple could only giggle as he looked to Red, already figuring what the other tallest was up to. It was such a perfect idea.
"It's still in progress." Red said, nodding his head to pur in a signal to come and help him as he hit a button on the nearest wall. "But we believe with your superior mind and the right tweaks to it this should be the perfect robot." A garbage can descended from the ceiling and Red quickly set to work constructing the frame of a robot similar to a sir unit.
Purple giggled and helped Red construct this 'perfect robot'; adding some silly junk into the head and closing as Red was constructing it and helped with a few other parts to it. He was snickering some, hoping this would fool the evil crazed irken.
Red turned around with the completed robot and tried to imitate the sound of a tube dropping the robot dramatically before he simply tossed it out into the middle of the floor in front of the smaller insane irken. Gosh he hoped this worked.
The small robot hopped up it's turquoise eyes switching to a crimson as it stood in front of Zim. It's right hand came up in a salute as it stood up straight uttering a loud "Gir, Reporting for duty!"
Purple watched as Zim looked so confused out of his insane mind. "Gir?" Zim said, "What does the G stand for?" he asked, he couldn't help but ask- and this robot... didn't look very... Impressive as the other units. "This unit doesn't seem... Very good..." he glanced at the tallests.
The 'Gir Unit' drooped it's head as an insane smile came across it's face, tongue sticking out as though to emphasize the most likely equally insane irken.
"Good?" Red asked trying his best to play off of Zim's words and make the Garbage Information Retrieval Unit seem much smarter than it obviously was. "It's far beyond good, it's IQ levels are off the charts and it is made this way to fool anyone into thinking it's harmless...even you." The red tallest finished, crossing his arms as he felt somewhat pleased with himself.
"Hmm." the crazed irken nodded, crossing his arms as he stared at the 'intelligent unit'. "Yes... Very impressive indeed. I admit that I was fooled." he said, then smirked, "I'm honored, dear tallests, to be given such... an genius unit." Zim said, bowing some. All Purple could do was snicker, he wanted to laugh and laugh but that would throw suspicions on the dark irken-no one wanted that, not even Red.
Tallest Red bit his bottom lip in the split second it took for Zim to bow, he almost lost it he was sure if he hadn't had to deal with Zim before he would have been rolling around on the ground laughing at this point. The tallest took a deep breath then spoke, "Yes, Yes indeed, you are welcome and all that." The red tallest glanced over noticing that the rest of the soldiers had finished Gathering their things and were headed for their Voot Cruisers. "Zim you should probably get going, you know to get a head start on conquering your planet and all."
Zim nodded, yes he needed a head start. He'll take over that dirty planet in no time, "Yes, of course." he turned, his little back facing the tallests, "Come, GIR! We shall head out to this unknown planet and conquer!" he called to his unit as he headed to his ship.
"Yes my master!" The gir unit shouted after standing up from rubbing his butt around on the ground. He followed his new master to the voot cruiser and crawled in after him, smiling creepily.
~*RAPR*~
Tallest Purple was snickering, and was waiting for Zim to no longer be of hearing range and started laughing so hard, "I can't believe he FELL for it!" Tallest red practically fell over laughing after the voot cruiser had taken off, and he found himself rolling around on the ground laughing. "Oh my god I can't believe he's that STUPID!" The tall irken sat up wiping his races equivalent of tears from his eyes. "Oh irk, I haven't had a good laugh like that in ages." Purple giggled and squealed some, falling on his behind, "this feels like the best prank to pull on Zim EVER!" he giggled, rubbing his eyes of irken tears of joy. "Ahhaaaa... balls."
The odd utterance coming from Purples lips only had him laughing harder and soon he was clutching his squeedily spooch from laughing too hard. Not only was his Pur Cute and Sexy he was also the funniest irken alive. After the tallest had finally recovered from his laughing fit he crawled over to pur and sat atop him, straddling his hips. Maybe they could finally get some of that alone time...even if it was on the launching deck. Purple opened his eyes as he felt someone sit in his lap and blushed when it was Red. He used a couple of his spider legs to keep himself from falling back since an odd position like this while in their armor was rather... uncomfortable. But he still blushed and churred cutely, "What's on your miiiiiiind, Reddieeeee-kins?" he asked, giving the innocent look.
Red smirked leaning down to capture Pur's lips in a fleeting kiss before he spoke. "How about we do it, right here, right now, no care in the world if somebody comes in?" He whispered huskily into the other's lekku before licking up one of the stalks with barely the tip of his tongue. The girly purple tallest could only blush further and moaned some, "Reddie-kins..." man he was so needy and wanted Red to make everything better with his wonderful love givings. "P.. please." he moaned, begging because he WANTED it so bad.
Red smiled against the lekku, giving it a light nip before replying with a gently almost barely audible, "Anything for you Pur." Then he took the tip of the lekku into his mouth, nipping and licking it as he began worming piece after piece of armor off of his lover. Purple moaned to the attention on his lekku, his other one twitching as he sighed in relief to Red removing pieces of his torturous tallest armor. He couldn't help but try and relieve his lover of his armor the best he could while mostly distracted by his lekku being orally loved on. Tallest Red pulled back from the other's lekku, only for a moment, to help his lover remove the armor. Finally having succeeded in removing the other's under armor he leaned down to place kisses along Pur's jawline.
Pur blushed deeply, feeling so nakked now without that torturing armor and loving it. He leaned his head back to allow Red access to his jawline and neck, rather enchanted of Red's 'spell'. "Reddieee~" he churred out, having hitched breathing as this continued. Red brought his hands to the other's sides, running them in an almost soothing circular pattern down to his lover's waist where that plated skirt still hung. He nibbled lightly on where the other's adam's apple should have been as he ran his thumbs just under the waistline of that torturous piece of clothing. A moan escaped Purple's lips as his hips leaned to the touch, eyes closed as he moaned. Panting some, he moved his hands to caress the back of Red's head and neck to return the lovely favor. "mm~"
Red pressed their bodies closer together at the loud moans his lover was uttering, the sounds were almost addicting to him at this point. He wiggled his way between the other's legs moving his oral attention to the other's chest as he began tugging the armor down Pur's lithe legs. Pur panted, his digits touching at the other's PAK and back, tranced in love as he moved his hips to let Red take the clothing off; once it was off, the spider legs went back inside his PAK as he held to Red closely.
The red tallest wiggled his way out of his own waist armor, only to toss it to the side annoyingly, why did they have to wear so much clothes? He then placed his hands back on the other's hips, running them over his inner thighs lightly, before capturing Pur's lekku back into his mouth. The purple tallest could only moan in submission, spreading his legs to the touch, his little red meat peaking some from the flap between his legs. "P...please.." he begged, turned on so much that he couldn't stand it.
Red simply smiled at the other's begging, pressing the tip of his lovemeat against the other's entrance, he loved how the other squirmed and begged when he drew it out, but soon his own need became too great and he finally thrust his way into his lover. Pur moaned out, his fingers digging into Red's back, panting and blushing as he was penetrated. "Oh~" he panted, and decided to lean back so his lover would have better access inside. Red leaned down resting his forehead on the other's shoulder as he slowly pulled out and thrust back in, finding that all too familiar rhythm as he searched for his lover's equivalent of a prostate. He let out the occasional moan, trying to keep quiet in case a shorter happened to walk by the room.
Purple didn't really care if any shorters were around, the constant poking inside his walls and the slight touches at his spot made him squeal and moan. His hand trailed don his own body to carress his lovemeat as he was being thrusted into, making his moans greater and his body twitching in lust. Red, being fueled by the loudness of pur's moans finally hit his lover's spot dead on, letting out a loud moan when his lover's walls clenched around him in pleasure. He felt his claws dig lightly into the other's hips as he sped up his pace. Pur moaned loudly as his spot was finally hit on purpose, his hand rubbing his member some to the tempo as he moaned so loud. At this point he was almost screaming in delight, legs tightening at his lover's sides and clenching his walls just to increase such lovely pleasure. He panted and muddered, "oohhyess... Red!"
Red panted loudly as he entangled his lekku with his lovers, causing more and more friction with each thrust. Why did his lover have to be so vocal it turned him on more and more with each sound bringing him closer to his climax. Pur continued his loud moans, starting to feel closer to his climax as well but dares not announce it; he wanted Red to fill him before he could ever let it go, blushing madly with closed eyes. He loved the feel of Red's lekku entangled with his... It made him feel more attracted to his lover. Red bit his lower lip to hold back a rather loud scream of pleasure drawing a small amount of blood from it on accident, though he barely felt the wound as he continued to slam into his lover. He leaned down pressing their lips together roughly to stifle more of his own moaning without injuring himself.
Tasting the blood from Red's lips made Pur abit concerned, but he loved the taste and sucked on Red's lip some until the bleeding stopped. He stopped stroking his member with his hand so he could rub his fingers against his lover's body, and eventually stopped at Red's bottom and rubbed it some. Red moaned at the feeling or Pur sucking on his lower lip and a shudder ran up his body when the other ran his fingers over his bottom. He didn't want this to end but his need was becoming more and more prominent and he felt the heat begin to pool in his squeedily spooch. He pulled back from the kiss to let out a loud unbridled moan though continued to hold off his climax.
Purple moaned, he was so close but wasn't sure if he could hold it any longer. He decided to move his hips to the tempo, panting as his hands continued to feel his lover's butt, rubbing a finger against the entrance there and still moaning. He knew Red liked it when Pur stroked the butt during their fun time, or even to turn Red on even more."Red~!" Red's thrusts became jerky as he finally came deep inside of his lover, his grip on the other's hips tightening as he continued his tempo for a few more thrusts before he was completely spent, and he was left panting and shaking from the overload of pleasure to his system.
Pur suddenly screamed as he was filled into, making him also spill his juices between their bodies, making his walls clench so much it was like it was squeezing juices from his lover's meat. He couldn't help but moan, dropping his arms at his sides to try and regain the energy he lost during this intoxicating mating. Red smiled down at Pur planting a tender kiss on his lover's lips as he slowly pulled out of the other's clenched walls. He then sat up and began to dress himself and his lover so he could carry him off to their sleeping chamber where they could both get some much needed rest.
Purple was very tired and didn't mind that Red dress and carry him off, his eyes closed as he gave breathing purrs. "Reddie..." he mumbled, oping an eye halfway, "I... love you..." he said out of nowhere, blushing. "I love you too Pur." He said, smiling down at his only equal as he set him down on the bed in their sleeping chamber. "I love you so much." He whispered kissing the other lightly where his nose should have been as he curled up beside his lover to sleep.
Suddenly a sinister voot cruiser crashed between two apartment buildings on the planet EARTH, luckily it wasn't that badly damaged. Smoke covered the area of the ship and a figure emerged from it, none other than the evil ZIM. "Damnit GIR." he said, coughing, "I TOLD you not to push that damn button yet!" he snarled.
Gir peaked his head out from the wreckage, his antenna drooping as his master yelled at him. "Awwww, but the taco man told me to~" He said drawing out the syllable before leaping out of the ship to stand at attention beside it.
Zim snorted and sighed, no use getting angry at probably the most common mistake known to Irk. "Whatever." he said, crossing his arms, "now that we are here... On this filthy dirt of a planet, can you tell me what you have observed SO far?" he asked, looking to his GIR unit, hoping the unit atleast made some observations as they were exploring through the sky of the earth planet.
"Hmmmm" The Gir unit sounded, rubbing at his metallic chin before his face lit up and he pointed at one of the nearby buildings. "Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's a house." He said then pointed at the ground "And thaaaaaaaaaaat's grass." He glanced up into a nearby tree and pointed at the creature sitting there "And thaaaat's a squirrel it goes like this" He made little clicking sounds as he brushed his head with his hands before scampering around in a weird imitation of the creature.
Zim nodded some as Gir made observations and nearly facepalmed when he did the squirrel move. Yeah, maybe this unit was SMART but it was... so RANDOM. He wasn't sure if his sanity, or what was left of it would survive with a crazy unit like Gir. "Yes, yes. I know. CONCENTRATE. For we are going to take what we observed and become the enemy." he said, approaching the still working voot cruiser and pushed a button so that would stand up and have the sinister sides, this was the disguise making machine of the cruiser.
The insane robot tilted it's head to the side. "Enemyyyy? But I like the squirrel." He rambled though quickly lost interest in the topic and jumped up to stand beside his master. He made little ooing and aahing sounds at the new machine prodding lightly at one of it's sides. "What's this thing dooooo?" He asked, sticking his tongue out happily.
Zim shook his head some, such a curious unit. "Its what will create our disguises." he answers as a screen pulled up, showing Zim and giving a few disguise selections. "No. no... NO." he said glaring at the stupid selections until one suited his image. It was just a wig and contacts of violet over the alien. "oooh. that one!"
"Disguises?" The robot squealed as he jumped up. "Can I be a mongoose?" He flailed his arms as he ran around his master in a flurry of all too happy limbs and insanity.
Zim grunted, "maybe.." he then shoved the unit so the machine can disguise him. The insane irken engulfed by the sides for a few seconds then finally freed with the red colored duckbutt wig to hide his lekku and violet human contacts to hide his alien eyes.
The insane robot's eyes widened and he ran around in circles searching for the irken. "MASTER WHERE'D YOU GO?" He called in an insane panic, completely unaware that the irken was simply wearing contacts and a wig.
Zim waved his little arms some, "I'm right here, Gir! It's me! Your master!" he said then glared at the unit, "And keep it down, you want to wake up the whole planet?" he said with some venom in his voice.
The robot stopped, oohing and aahing some more as he found his master, though all seriousness came to his expression at the question. "I do" He answered then smiled insanely.
"ioy." the Irken shook his head and faced the screen, "for you, lets go with... a dog." he said, staring at the screen.
"Can I be a mongoose dog?" The robot asked, tilting his head as he sat down to watch the different dog costumes flash across the screen.
The selection landed on the mongoose dog like Gir wanted and Zim faced Gir, "Today, we become... The enemy!" he exclaimed and pushed Gir into the machine that which disguised the unit.
The Gir unit let out a delighted scream as the sides closed around him a large amount of metallic clicking going on before he emerged in a rather cheeses looking green dog costume. "Look I'm a puppy!" He screamed with delight, flailing his fluffy arms about.
Zim slapped himself in the face with his hands, "yes yes... you're a puppy." he glared at the unit, "FOCUS!" he got out a little device, "We're going to make a home which will be our base of operations. It will be our home and our only home on this filthy planet until it is conquered." The device turned into some sort of alien drawing pad and he pulled out the pen that was attached and begun drawing the home. "Let see... windows... fence thing... some animal things in front." he still doodled then finished, "THERE!" He put the pen thing in the device and it turned into a little drill. Zim put it into the ground where it started drilling into the earth. "GIR! hide!" he said then went to hide behind the fire hydrant.
"Weeeheeehee!" The robot squealed as he followed his master's advice and hid behind a nearby building peaking out behind it creepily to watch the small device drill into the ground
Zim growled, "Quiet!" He said. The drill dug deep enough into the earth and began making the house as Zim wanted. Tall, and hiding the voot cruiser in the roof and pooping out a couch before the frame was complete and began the coloration the house into thick walls of green and purple. A satalite appeared on the roof of the house and then wires started to invade the houses it was in between of and stole their power and stuff. Then the underground lab base was made before it finally came to the yard. Fence, animal things, walk through, and gnomes on the lawn. The house started making the car sound and it woke up sleeping humans. Zim stood up straight as the house was finished being made. "..."
The Gir unit stepped out from behind the house he was hiding behind, and poked at the fence amazingly. "Ooooooh, it's made of wood!" He squealed in fascination before running into the house while screaming something about crazy monkeys.
Zim sighed and followed the unit inside as the humans peaked from their windows and doors to see whats going up. The house stopped making the noise as soon as he walked in and was greeted by parental robots. He closed the door behind him and leaned against it, sighing. "That was close..."
The robot was currently sitting on the couch a remote in hand as he flipped through channel after channel of the human television. He finally stopped on a show where bunnies were hopping around vomiting rainbows from their eyes.
Zim shook his head and headed to the kitchen, stepping a foot on the switch of the trash can and getting in the trashcan: he was then sucked down into the deep reaches of the base. "As soon as I conquer this planet, they will bow to ME, the almighty ZIM. For I am great...AH" he rubbed his eyes, "Stupid lenses.." Once he reached to the chair of which his computer was at, "Computer, show me the very place of which I shall learn about this planet." he demanded. And then a picture came up on the computer to reveal the skool. Zim smirked evilly. "This is perfect. At this... Skool, I will learn about this spinning ball of filth so I can conquer it." he cackled, "once I have gathered enough information of this stupid planet it will be mine for the taking! And then they will all praise me for my excellence! THEY WILL ALL PRAISE ME! For I am the almighty ZIM!" he laughed maniacally, which can be heard throughout the base.
