The Happy, Little Andalite
By: Veggie Freak
Ax was a happy, little Andalite.
He would dance and prance and sing little Andalite songs.
And there was much rejoicing.
(From some unseen source comes a monotone, "Yay!" and three cartoon flags waving.)
As he danced over the grass' of earth he absorbed the nutrients into his hooves.
And there was much rejoicing.
"Yay!"
Ax and his human friends would fight the naughty, naughty, bad Yeerks.
They wouldn't win, but they would fight them all the same.
And there was much rejoicing.
"Yay!"
His friends were named Marco, Jake, Rachel, Cassie, and Tobias.
Tobias was really Ax's nephew by some strange happenings and he was also a bird.
Tobias wanted to be a bird.
He would stay that way against the will of his girlfriend Rachel.
And there was much rejoicing.
"Yay!"
One day Ax and his friends decided to attack the Yeerk pool.
They were caught by the not-very-nice Visser Three.
And there was much rejoicing.
"Yay!"
They all escaped but were accidentally shipped to a frozen waste land.
In the frozen land they were forced to eat Ax.
And there was much rejoicing.
"Yay!"
Ax was no longer a happy little Andalite.
He was now a dead little Andalite.
He could never complain about humans again.
And there was much rejoicing.
"Yay! Yay! Yay!"
=) =) =) =) =) =) =) = ) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =)
Well, wasn't that a happy little story? I thought so. =)
Questions? Comments? Death threats? E-mail me at afreak562@hotmail.com
Over and out.
