Cuddles: Why are we doing these crappy rap battles again?
Toothy: Because the writer is having a stressful life as a fulltime worker.
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Flippy:
Well hello there superman ripoff!
The one that fucks up every rescue attempt
He can get his hands on!
You can't save anyone
Not even your die hard fans!
Why don't you flip onto your back
And let me cut you to pieces?
I'm a veteran who went to war and survived it!
While you are fighting a war against haters
Of a furry kind!
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Splendid:
Look at you! You pants less joe
You dress like a call girl in a soldier's getup!
While you rarely show up on the computer or an episode
I am welcomed by all happy tree friends!
You bring fear to the hearts of anything furry!
What kind of killer killed five people
While your stupid counter part only killed 68
I killed 81 motherfuckas and not going to stop there
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Fliqpy:
Shut the fuck up let me take him!
Who's the one that helped a bear survived the war?
Who's the one that survived a whole army?
Who's the one that squashed a dictator?
You couldn't even kill you evil counterpart
Without destroying an entire town!
I'll grab a handful of Kryptonut and shove it up your ass!
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Splendid:
You're a lonely shadow!
You barely have friends or pussies!
Me I can call in my friends the
Supremely Sensational Stupendously
Spectacular Super Squad (SSSSSuper Squad)
And have them finally put you down
You messed up Care Bear!
Who won? You want more? You decide! Just comment on me to make more.
