Disclaimer-I do not own Hellsing or any of it's characters. Also, Beanie Babies Ty's do not belong to me either.

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Siamese Cats and Pandemonium

By: SilverGlaive

'thoughts'

Ceras thought that Integra could mellow out a little...

'Would it KILL her to atleast smile once.'

She was walking along a shopping strip, mission accomplished, and nothing else to do.

'They won't miss me back at the headquarters yet.....Might as well amuse myself..Better than a stuffy room to greet me when I return.'

She walked passed many shops till she passed this one in particular. She stopped and gazed at the window for a few seconds.

'......Hmmmmm.' Smirk. ' Maybe....Just maybe........What the heck, what do I have to lose?'

Then Ceras entered the store.

*~*~*~*~*

"What the heck is it?" muttered Integra.

When Integra came to her office that afternoon, she found a strange package sitting on her desk. Wrapped in gold paper and tied with a silver bow. With no signs of anyone who put it there. She started to circle the unknown object.

'Is it a bomb?...No, it wouldn't have gone through security then. Poison perhaps, too messy. Should I open this....'

Integra continued to ramble on and then she picked up the box and shook it.

'I hear something! Light weight.....I'll just take a peek.'

Integra sat down then undid the wrapping.

"What on earth is that thing!"

Integra unwrapped a beanie baby. A cream colored siamese cat with brown paws and ears, also on its tail. Blue eyes and a black nose, a brown crest was also apparent on its forehead. Integra picked it up and looked at the label attached to its ear.

"TY? Snip.....Date of birth: Oct. 22nd, 1996......."

She read the label then flung it on her desk like it was a desease.

"A...beanie....baby? Why this?......Who gave such a worthless thing?"

She went over and chucked it in the waste basket near her desk. Then proceeded back to her work.

'Why not a gun or......plain cash?....'

----------15 minutes later-----------------------------

'What am I going to do with you?' thought Integra.

Snip was now on Integra's desk and looking straight at her with unemotional eyes'

After fifteen minutes Integra couldn't take it. She picked the cat up and plopped it onto her desk. She blamed it on the waste basket being too small and the stupid thing taking up all the space.

"Well, if you are to be mine, that name shall go! Who would call any cat by Snip? No your name shall be Honor! A proud and noble name as a say so myself."

So then Integra took Honor and put him on a pile of finished documents, using him as a paper weight, and resumed her work.

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Heh.....I know your all probably thinking. What?! This is just a little thing I'm doing till I pass my writters block on my other Hellsing story......Silly...I know.........Should I dump it or continue? Thanks for your comments. *hint hint*