Made by LierMagician (MeiMihara) and AmberKitty 123 - both names from the site Deviantart
Rating: M+
Warning: Violence and Sexual Themes
We not own Invader Zim.

Prologue


*Skool nowadays*

Zim: *mouth twitching at the squirming cafeteria food before looking up again to seeing other people eat it*

Dib: *watches Zim's every movement, playing with a knife on the table, distracted*

Zim: *eyes land on Dib for a moment, fidgeting with his spork*

Dib: *smiles evilly to him*

Zim: *glares back for a little before looking back down at his food with a scowl quietly before grabbing his tray and throwing it at Dib's head*

Dib: *a strange wire arm catches the tray in the air and puts it quietly on Dib's table, returning again inside of Dib's normal backpack*... *rests his chin in his hand, his elbow touching the table, smiling like nothing happened*

Zim: *stares, wide-eyed, not seeing Dib's head covered in food* 0.0 ...?

Dib: Heh...surprised? *gently smiling ironically*

Zim: *hides it with a glare again, crossing his arms* Hmph! *looks away*

*bell rings*

Dib: *rising, he walks to where zim is, getting close to his head, murmuring* If you are... so you didn't see anything...*evil smile*... If I were you... I would think about what I do from now on... *then walking to the classroom*

Zim: e-e ... *creeped out* ... WAIT, WHAT ON IRK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, YOU STUPID HYU-MAN? GET BACK HERE! *runs after him*

Dib: *ignoring him, entering into the classroom*

Zim: *looks at him, confused for a few moments before entering in after him and sitting in his seat, staring at him from across the classroom*

Everyone: *talking*

Dib: *drawing Zim's death on a paper*

Miss Bitters: Now, class, SHUT UP! You'll read the book about the apocalipse for the surprise test tomorrow... 500 PAGES!

Zim: ... Slark... *raises his hand, waving it around hysterically*

Miss Bitters: *sighs, glaring to zim*...Yes, Zim?

Zim: 500 pages on a test? Shouldn't you give us more time? ... Well, me anyways. The others can... just take it tomorrow. o.0

Miss Bitters: *growls* NO! AND YOU BETTER START READING NOW!

Zim: I CAN'T READ STUPID HYU-MAN LANGUAGE!

Dib: *smirks* How can a "normal" student not read something oh-so-simple?...I wanted to say that he's an alien... *sighs* but I guess you all wouldn't agree with me anyways...

Everyone: That's right... you're crazy...

Dib: *sighs deeply*

Zim: ... Yessss, I AM NORMAL! BUT! I am alllliiieeennn to this place, remember? This wasn't my first language! T-T ... *crosses his arms*

Nun girl: Where are you from anyways?

Zim: e.e ... NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, EARTH CHILD!

Nun girl: O_O

Miss Bitters: English launguage is universal, Zim, if you don't know how to read it, you're stupid. It's your problem if you can't pass the test... But if you fail... you will be transferred to the "dungeon".

Everyone: *scared murmuring "the dungeon, omfg"*

Zim: ... SO what if we ALL fail? You can't possibly fail us all, because then you'll have no class to teach about DOOM! So therefore you'll have no children in here to scare anymore with your... retched... TEACHER-NESSS!

Miss Bitters:...oh, Zim, you're so wrong *evil smile* When you go to the "dungeon" a professional person goes down there and tortures ONE...BY...ONE...and this professional... it's me... *make a strange sound like a snake, but something more strange and macabre*

Everyone: *trembling*

Dib: *starting to sleep*

Zim: *stares at the teacher with a little twitch* ... Well that's not as bad, I would've missed my favorite foolish Earth teacher. *making an innocent look*

Miss Bitters: *growls* Do you think that I'll be good with you?... in your dreams, rat... Maybe a special torture, including blood in the middle *smirk*

Zim: ... That's not that bad as I thought. 0-e

Miss Bitters: oooh, it's not bad... it's worse... I'll show you an example... Gibly, come here!

Gibly: * one eye twitching without stop, his arm moving in a strange way and his mouth is tailored, his hair is a mess... he looks more crazy than Dib*

Miss Bitters: Could you please show him your scar?

Gibly: *nods his head brutally, jumping on zim's desk. Scratching his head with his own leg like a dog he raises his shirt, showing a horrible big scar... it looks like there's something missing inside of his body and the scar made was bleeding in some parts* MHMHMHMMMMM *he tries to speak but...his mouth tailored :P*

Zim: e.e ... Eh.. Eh heh heh... ^^'' *scoots back in his seat with his face paling to a ghostly white*

Miss Bitters: You can sit now, Gibly.

Gibly: *looks to her with wide eyes, crying because of the pain of his scar and then runs to his own desk*

Zim: *stares at her in fear, covering his squeedily spooch*

Miss Bitters: *looks to Zim with an obscure look, her glasses sparkling* It'll be your destiny if you don't get at least 7 points on the score... is that clear?

Zim: *nods hurriedly*

Miss Bitters: Good. Now, brats you'll go home now and study...otherwhise... *rouge*

Everyone: *trembling furiously*

Zim: *sighs, looking down before hopping up out of his desk at the bell*

Dib: *yawns and walks away, bored*


*street*

Zim: *rushing home, ignoring storm clouds and reading the book*

Dib: *sitting on a tree, watching Zim pass underneath him in silence*

Zim: *grumbling to himself about the book and the stupid teacher, trying to read the impossible language* ... *looks around suspiciously before taking out a translator and translating the page, reading off of it*

Dib: *playing with a water bottle in his hands before throwing it on Zim*

Zim: *screams, having the book all wet and himself* 0.0 ... *starts sizzling* ... *screeches again, writhing in pain after falling to the ground*

Dib: *laughs a lot, trying to not fall from the tree*

Zim: *stops screaming and looks to Dib in the tree, propping himself up on his elbows with a sharp glare* QUIT LAUGHING, YOU STUPID EARTH-MONKEY!

Dib: *stops suddenly and looks back to Zim with a grin* Or you'll do what?

Zim: *hisses, grabbing up the wet and ripping book and the translator, running away*

Dib: Heh... *laying down in the tree*... Coward...

Zim: *getting in his base, reading through the book hysterically, trying to store it all in his Pak's memory* Uggggh! Come on, COME ON! I STILL NEED TIME FOR PLANNING FOR THIS EARTH'S DESTRUCTION AND THIS STUPID BOOK IS KEEPING ME FROM DOING SO! RRRR! *whips the book across the floor with crossed arms* HMPH! *turns to the computer screen* COMPUTER!

Zim: Grab that book and download the information into my Pak! NOW! Reading BORES Zim!

Computer: ... Hmph. *grabs the book*

Gir: WATCHA DOIIIIIIIIING? *appearing on top of Zim's head*

Zim: *screams loudly, grabbing Gir off oh his head and throwing him across the room* ZOMBIEEE!

GIR: *crashing, his head rolling for some place on the floor* YAY, I WANT TO PLAY AGAAAIN! *the head screams happy*

Zim: *stares, creeped out again* .. GIR! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! GO OBSERVE THE HYU-MANS ON TV! NOW!

Gir: *his eyes turns red* YES, SIR! *fixing himself he jumps, crashing the ceiling, ends up in the livingroom on the couch turning on the tv, watching the Monkey Show*...I love that shooow... ^w^

Zim: *huffs at the hole in the ceiling, then shakes his head, annoyed and looking at the screen again, working on plans for world domination*

Dib: *coming closer to Zim's antennae, whispering*...ya know, that thing that you did with the Pak is cheating...

Zim: *whips around in his chair to Dib* ! EEK! *holding his hands up in defense* 0-o ... HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!

Dib: By the hole... *pointing to the ceiling*

Zim: *stares at the hole, then looks back at Dib* ... Well nice of you to drop by, now GET OUT! *glares*

Dib: I didn't drop... I climbed -_-

Zim: ... JUST GET OUT! *clenches his fists at his sides*

Dib: Aw, but it's fun to make you mad here ^^

Zim: *growls* Get OUT of my base, OR I'LL FRY YOUR STINKIN' HEAD OFF!

Dib: *stepping back, smirking* And how do you suppose to do that? *mocking*

Zim: *gets out his spiderlegs and a laser, pointing it at his head*

Dib: Hmmm... I'm so scared... *grin*

Zim: 0.e... Yes, well... BE SCARED! And quit SMILING about whatever it is, because it'll never WORK!

Dib: Make me. *maniac smile*

Zim: *glares* GRRRR! *jumps at him with his spiderlegs, grabbing onto him with a scowl and trying to get his mouth to frown by tugging on it*

Dib: *stares to him calmly, then suddenly a wire comes out of his backpack and slaps Zim's face brutally, hiding in the backpack again*

Zim: OW! *letting go of Dib and covering his cheek, looking around suspiciously*

Dib: ^-^

Zim: WHAT WAS THAT! *glares at Dib*

Dib: *shrugs*

Zim: 0.e ... WHATEVER! JUST GET OUT OF MY BASE!

Dib: *suddenly looks serious, stepping forward and getting close to zim* Careful of how you talk to me. More respect, piece of shit. *glares*

Zim: e.e ... YOU LISTEN HOW YOU TALK TO ZIM! *glares back, leaning back a little*

Dib: *grabs his collar* You don't deserve any respect, you're just a stupid little alien...

Zim: WELL YOU ARE JUST A STUPID LITTLE HYU-MAN!

Dib: *one spiderleg comes out of Dib's backpack, pointing menacingly at Zim's head, the sharp tip lightly touching his forehead*...I'm what? *smile*

Zim: *stares up at it in shock* What...? WH-WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? WHAT IS THIS!

Dib: I do not owe you explanations, but the only thing I can say is that I am not as helpless as you. *smiling, the sharp tip now touching his forehead harder, a little blood coming out*

Zim: Ah... *feeling the blood trickle down as he starts to slip down in Dib's grasp*

Dib: Scared now? *grows a large smile with psychopath eyes*

Zim: *snapping out of the shock, gripping the spiderleg and yanking it from his bleeding forehead, covering the wound with a whine, pushing the spiderleg away*

Dib: *smirks at hear Zim's whine*

Zim: *forces Dib to let his collar go, stepping back away from him* Just get out.

Dib: Aw, but our little game had just begun... *stepping forward*

Zim: *glares* Game! WHAT game!

Dib: You're trying to kick me out... *grabs Zim's neck, pressing harder* And I'm trying to make fun of you… That's our little game ^^

Zim: *bites Dib's arm*

Dib: Tch! *glaring before two wires appear, one wire wrapping around Zim's neck, pressing it and the other slaps his face strongly*

Zim: *coughs, closing his eyes tightly and covering his stinging cheek with a cry*

Dib: *glares, smirking* FIGHT BACK! Fight back, you coward!

Zim: *whips out his spiderlegs, swiping Dib across the cheek, giving him a huge cut and coughing again, trying to get the wire off*

Dib: GH! *covers the wound, his hand quickly getting wet with the blood. Angry, he presses the wire more around Zim's neck while he activates his spiderlegs in an attack position*

Zim: *gasps for air before using 2 spiderlegs to help him, but with no luck* Dib! *clawing at the wire*

Dib: Asking for mercy, space-boy? *maniac face*

Zim: *shakes his head with a yelp, tugging on it again*

Dib: *looks angry from Zim's stubbornness*...okay, then ^^ *squeezing his neck more*

Zim: *cries out, then coughs hoarsely, clamping his hands on Dib's trenchcoat*

Dib: *seems to be delighted with Zim's suffering, staring at him deeply*

Zim; *pulls the wire from his neck, sucking in air finally, then coughing* YOU STUPID HYU-MAN!

Dib: ^^

Zim: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU NOW AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! *wrapping his hands around Dib's neck*

Dib: *closing his eyes, smiling*

Zim: *confused at why Dib wasn't choking or anything* ? CHOKE, FILTHY HYU-MAN! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!

Dib: *open one eye* You are too weak to strangle me... *touching one of Zim's wrists softly*

Zim: *growls, squeezing harder* I DON'T CARE, JUST CHOKE AND TURN DIFFERENT COLORS AND DIE!

Dib: *looks serious* If you don't care then you'll never have the strength to kill me. *grabs Zim's wrists and pulls it away*

Zim: *struggles before glaring again* WHO WOULD CARE FOR AN INFERIOR, FILTHY HYU-MAN LIKE YOU?

Dib: Well, you want to take over the world...so I guess you ^^ *releasing zim*

Zim: Well GET OUT so I can take over the world!

Dib: Nuh uh ^^

Zim: WHY NOT? *shoves him*

Dib: Why do you think? I'm the Earth's savior. *shoves zim back*

Zim: *growls, using his spiderlegs to push him again harder, cutting his forehead to match his own wound*

Dib: *astonished, he passes his hand on the wound, looking at the blood with wide eyes, then glares in rage to Zim, clenching his teeth*WHY, YOU LITTLE...! *activates his spiderlegs, rising off of the floor*

Zim: *glares, half in shock and blocks himself with his spiderlegs for protection*

Dib: *growling, using his spiderlegs to run at zim, wires coming out too and curling on some Zim's spiderlegs to break them*

Zim: *screams at his spiderlegs breaking and sparking* YOU STUPID HYU-MAN, YOU DARE BREAK MY MECHANICAL SPIDER LEGS?

Dib: *shoves him with 2 spiderlegs, making him fall to the floor, and then he perforates Zim's tights, making him stick to the floor* ...and you dare hurt me... that's the price, Zim... *maniac smile*

Zim: *frowns at the spiderlegs holding him before looking back up at Dib* WELL YOU'RE STILL INFERIOR AND YOUR HEAD IS STILL BIG, SO HA!

Dib: *glares at zim, one eye twitching* Yeah... I can be inferior... But maybe I'll be the inferior one who killed an Irken... *smirking, he makes one spiderleg point at Zim's chest*... Can you imagine how humiliating it is? Killed by a human? *grin*

Zim: *stares at the spiderleg with shaky eyes* W-Well you wouldn't kill me!

Dib: Who knows? *smirks*

Zim: e-0 ... You can't! I mean... Just... think of all of the information I could tell you about my race that you would give up! *puppy eyes*

Dib: I have all the information I want right here. *pointing to his own back* and I have Tak's ship. With it I can control your base after your death and get more information. *glares to Zim* I don't need you, Zim. You're too pathetic to stay alive.

Zim: ... Won't you miss me?

Dib: Not at all. *cold eyes*

Zim: *swallows* Welllll... Suppose you keep me alive. What would you do with me? e.0'''

Dib: Hmmm... -_-... Maybeee... torture you, watching you bleeding 'till death… *grin*

Zim: ... 0.0... U-Um... *looks away to distract himself from looking nervous* ... Why not something else besides death?

Dib: =_= You're playing with my patience, Zim... *thinking more then he snaps his fingers like he has an idea* Well, if you stay alive... *the spiderlegs make him lower down a bit, landing foot gently on Zim, tilting down to look at Zim's face better*... You can be my slave ^^

Zim: *disgusted look* I may be desperate, hyu-man, but I'm not THAT desperate!

Dib: *looks serious* Okay then, that's your choice ^^ *makes the of spiderleg's sharp tip press a little more against Zim's chest*

Zim: Ech! 0-e ! Okay, okay! Um... I could still destroy you after, right!

Dib: -_- No.

Zim: ... Not a little bit?

Dib: Newp.

Zim: ... F...FINE! I'll be your stupid slave! *glares, smacking his own forehead and ignoring the pain, covering his eyes ashamed*

Dib: Good ^^ *grabs handcuffs and clamps them around Zim's wrists, getting off of him* Come, slave. *going to the elevator*

Zim: *winces at the word before reluctantly following after him with a pained sound*


End of the Prologue